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Oved Contreras<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Secas Mecas<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pos ya el ayuntamiento de la PatyLo se puso en modo Todos Santos\u2026adornando la Plaza de Armas con papel de china picado\u2026flor de Cempas\u00fachil\u2026 unas calaverotas bien coloridas y una Catrina gigantona.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Por cierto\u2026 sab\u00edan que a la Cempas\u00fachil le llaman los flem\u00e1ticos Damasquina\u2026quesque viene de Damasco, Siria y no del mero M\u00e9xico lindo y querido..Buuuu!!!\u2026p\u00f3nganles cero\u2026.la Flor de Muerto es mexicana hasta los tallos. Ya es otra cosa que ahora la cultiven los chinos y nos la vendan de cachirula\u2026(igualito que hicieron los morenacos con Do\u00f1a Zacatecas) pero la Cempas\u00fachil o Flor de Muerto es muy nuestra como el Moco de Pavo\u2026otra flor que se corta en estos d\u00edas para festejar a los difuntitos\u2026 eso s\u00ed enoja..que quieran quitar nuestras flores nuestras de nuestra propiedad.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pero de g\u00fcelta al tema del z\u00f3calo porte\u00f1o\u2026pos que la PatyLo mand\u00f3 a unos cr\u00e1neos gigantes con guirnaldas colgantes..y pa los que le buscan doble mensaje a esas calaverotas\u2026 se aclara que no son en honor a Cabeza de Lata \u2026o sea a Ranulfo M\u00e1rquez\u2026el operador del T\u00edo Fide que ahora est\u00e1 con Morena.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tampoco es una hablada al Nando\u2026el cu\u00f1is tambi\u00e9n de cr\u00e1neo despejado y pronunciado\u2026.adem\u00e1s de que esos dos siguen vivitos y coleando\u2026todav\u00eda no les toca altar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

LA ESTIRADA\u2026las calaverotas son na m\u00e1s de adorno y pa festejar a los muertitos que est\u00e1n bien difuntos\u2026no a los de la pol\u00edtica aunque los morenos ya le quieren echar al caj\u00f3n a uno de ellos\u2026enterrarlo o desterrarlo \u2026.y rezarle el Requiescat in pace \u200b para que los deje de fregar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tambi\u00e9n el aviso a la comunidad es que la Catrinota que pusieron cerca de palacio municipal no es en honor a do\u00f1a Veris Giad\u00e1ns\u2026la mera mera petatera de la Fiscal\u00eda\u2026que tambi\u00e9n anda todav\u00eda por ah\u00ed penando mientras no llega do\u00f1a Zacatl\u00e1n de las Manzanas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

No es una estatua de la Giad\u00e1ns aunque los metiches e intrigosos digan que se la pusieron por flaca y estirada\u2026noooo\u2026aqu\u00ed nada de pol\u00edtiquer\u00eda\u2026.y todo parecido a la realidad es pura coincidencia\u2026juar.. juar\u2026 juar\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

MOMIAS Y NAHUALES\u2026en Xalapa donde el gobierno del Kuicar\u00e1s junto con el ayuntamiento del Richard Ahued organizan el festival \u00abOctubre del Terror\u00bb \u2026pa que todos se lleven un susto a partir del domingo\u2026.y ser\u00e1 por toda la ciudad.. donde anden los zomb\u00eds\u2026g\u00fcanpiros\u2026momias\u2026hombres-lobo y hombres-perros\u2026brujas y nahales\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bueno pos qu\u00e9 van a sacar a pasear a todos los del gabinete estatal y municipal???..esos espantan en cualquier \u00e9poca del a\u00f1o y no necesitan ni disfrazarse\u2026juar juar\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

El Richy Pel\u00f3n y el Kuiquis hasta har\u00e1n una \u00abRodada del Terror\u00bb\u2026o sea los muertitos y las calacas pasear\u00e1n montados en la bicla\u2026que ser\u00e1 un Jalog\u00fcin Extremo\u2026.prometen a todos los espantadizos\u2026aj\u00e1\u2026pos si quieren pasear a uno que est\u00e1 mas fr\u00edo que el pan de tres d\u00edas, por all\u00ed anda don boludo que hasta se pintaba de Kung Fu Panda para hacerle segunda al Ku\u00edkaras<\/p>\n\n\n\n

CUENTO DE TERROR\u2026pero pa espantar les basta con contar lo que ya pasa en todo Veracruz que lleva meses aterrorizado con el tiradero de muertitos\u2026 esos s\u00ed de a deveras\u2026 desaparecidos y hasta cortados en pedacitos\u2026balaceras y corredera por escaparle a la calaca reseca y flaca\u2026ya m\u00e1s espanto ni asusta\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Y s\u00ed\u2026octubre ha sido de terror\u2026y en esa obra macabra tiene mucho que ver el Kuicar\u00e1s y su gente\u2026que no hacen nada\u2026solo se la pasa en la pachanga\u2026mientras en toda la entidad andan los Fredys Krueger, los Jasons Voohers, los Jacks destripadores y los Hannibales Lecter de a verdad\u2026sin que esperen al Jalog\u00fcin ni al Xantolo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Por eso mismito..ahora que salga a bailotear el Kuicar\u00e1s un huapango huasteco m\u00e1s que miedo o risa\u2026va a provocar muina entre los xalape\u00f1os y agregados\u2026el Kuiquis hasta se arriesga que en lugar de su calaverita le den un pedrad\u00f3n o por lo menos un huevazo.. cuando lo vean con la cara pintada de calavera y zapateando gustoso como si en Veracruz no pasara nada.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

DIABLOS PANZONES..entre los chismes que cuentan de los preparativos pa el Xantolo del Kuicaras\u2026est\u00e1 que Carlos Ju\u00e1rez\u2026.el secretario de gobierno\u2026se pintar\u00e1 la carota con la papada incluida y le har\u00e1 segunda al gobernador fandanguero\u2026pos ahora que no est\u00e1 el Bola 8\u2026Capulina debe entrar al quite.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Por pandas no van a parar\u2026no se puede perder la tradici\u00f3n del Gordo y el Flaco\u2026total que el Ju\u00e1rez casi es del mismo vuelo en carnes que el don Boludo\u2026juar juar\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Y si el tabasque\u00f1o fiestero\u2026pos que llamen al Cheko Rodr\u00edguez que es de toneles similares\u2026adem\u00e1s que ese da m\u00e1s miendo\u2026no risas como el Capulinita Ju\u00e1rez\u2026.porque el Cheko Pacheco sino te roba la cartera\u2026.te pone un basurero junto a tu casa y hasta te lo cobra\u2026o se le caen las construcciones\u2026 como la del Acuario\u2026 y reza pa que t\u00fa no te encuentres abajo y termines apachurrado\u2026c\u00edscale, c\u00edscale\u2026.diablo panz\u00f3n\u2026.!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

LA BRUJA DEL CUENTO\u2026bien influyente que sigue el primo Eleazar Guerrero\u2026ahora ya exoner\u00f3 al Leandro Zamora\u2026ex subdirector del Registro P\u00fablico de la Propiedad a trav\u00e9s de un juez de Pacho Viejo\u2026de esos que est\u00e1n controlados por la presidenta del Tribunal Superior de Justicia\u2026la Lela Jim\u00e9nez.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ni una semana dur\u00f3 imputado el Zamorita y ahora hasta resulta que es un perseguido pol\u00edtico de la fiscala carnala\u2026quien us\u00f3 un documento falso para imputarlo\u2026y que el protegido del Eleazar es m\u00e1s bueno que un pan relleno de chocolate y est\u00e1 m\u00e1s limpio que el manto de la Virgen\u2026aj\u00e1.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Si que el primo Ely se avent\u00f3 un caldero m\u00e1gico pa salvar al c\u00f3mplice\u2026al rato van a proponer que do\u00f1a Zacatecas nombre al Zamorita como fiscal anticorrupci\u00f3n\u2026 y por mientras y pa estar al tono con la \u00e9poca\u2026la bruja mala del cuento es la Giad\u00e1ns\u2026con escoba incluida.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bueno\u2026la Veris s\u00ed es de Los Tuxtlas\u2026de la mera tierra de los brujos\u2026pero ya que le haga a la macumba y al palo mayombe\u2026pos lo sabr\u00e1n los suyos \u2026.pero por si las moscas panteoneras mejor hay que recitarle ese conjuro que dice \u2026\u00bbbruja escandufa\u2026aleja tu pantufla..!!!\u2026 no sean as\u00ed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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Por cierto\u2026 sab\u00edan que a la Cempas\u00fachil le llaman los flem\u00e1ticos Damasquina\u2026quesque viene de Damasco, Siria y no del […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":119816,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"tdm_status":"","tdm_grid_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[70],"tags":[433,1563,818,1026,11919,3578,195,15165],"class_list":{"0":"post-131697","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-de-opinion","8":"tag-cabeza-de-lata","9":"tag-cuitlahuac-garcia-jimenez","10":"tag-fernando-yunes-marquez","11":"tag-morena","12":"tag-paty-lobeira","13":"tag-rocio-nahle","14":"tag-veracruz","15":"tag-veronica-hernandez-giadans"},"yoast_head":"\nACATRINADOS! - Los pol\u00edticos Veracruz<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=131697\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"es_ES\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"ACATRINADOS! - Los pol\u00edticos Veracruz\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Oved Contreras Secas Mecas Pos ya el ayuntamiento de la PatyLo se puso en modo Todos Santos\u2026adornando la Plaza de Armas con papel de china picado\u2026flor de Cempas\u00fachil\u2026 unas calaverotas bien coloridas y una Catrina gigantona. 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