{"id":134949,"date":"2025-01-04T08:09:02","date_gmt":"2025-01-04T14:09:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/?p=134949"},"modified":"2025-01-04T08:09:29","modified_gmt":"2025-01-04T14:09:29","slug":"el-gaseoso","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=134949","title":{"rendered":"EL GASEOSO\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>[S\u00edguenos ahora tambi\u00e9n en WhatsApp.\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/whatsapp.com\/channel\/0029Va8zRWlEKyZIP3Z1dF0e\"><strong><em>Da clic aqu\u00ed<\/em><\/strong><\/a>]\u00a0<br><strong>Oved Contreras<\/strong><br><em>Secas Mecas<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nou\u2026nou\u2026nou\u2026.el Ku\u00edcaras no ser\u00e1 embajador en Cuba\u2026.adi\u00f3s al para\u00edso caribe\u00f1o y a sus negrotes horizontes\u2026l\u00e1stima margaritooooo\u2026tampoco lleg\u00f3 como mero\u2026mero\u2026 de la poderosa Comisi\u00f3n Federal de Electricidad (CFE)\u2026a donde tanto se promovi\u00f3\u2026solo ser\u00e1 un simple director de una oficina perdida que depende de la Secretar\u00eda de Energ\u00eda\u2026.la Cenagas\u2026osease\u2026el Centro Nacional del Control de Gas Natural\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Qu\u00e9 har\u00e1 ah\u00ed el Kuiquis\u2026??? 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