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S\u00edguenos ahora tambi\u00e9n en WhatsApp. Da clic aqu\u00ed<\/em><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sergio Gonz\u00e1lez Levet<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sin tacto<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

A estas alturas del partido, vivir en nuestro pa\u00eds no es una cosa f\u00e1cil, hay que admitirlo, y en realidad los mexicanos de hoy tienen que hacer verdaderas haza\u00f1as para poder sobrevivir en medio de las pavorosas condiciones que hacen del paisaje cotidiano una sucesi\u00f3n infinita de peligros.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

     Tengamos en cuenta la premisa m\u00e1s importante: la violencia es el enemigo a vencer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

     Y me refiero a la que pueden ejercer en contra de nosotros o nuestros seres queridos (que puede ser de toda laya: homicidios, asaltos, secuestros, robos, violaciones, desapariciones) o la que podr\u00edamos desplegar nosotros contra un pr\u00f3jimo (violencia criminal), un familiar (violencia vicaria) o una pr\u00f3jima (feminicidio).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

     Van pues estas recomendaciones, que son consejos m\u00e1s que recetas, enunciadas por un grupo de ociosos interdisciplinarios. Les fueron dando esencia y las formularon desde la atalaya omnisciente de una silla colocada atr\u00e1s de una taza de caf\u00e9, con otros pensadores a los lados de la mesa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

     1. Si es usted fundador, funcionario, militante o simpatizante de Morena -que es decir de Andr\u00e9s Manuel-, no hable nunca de pol\u00edtica.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

     2. Si usted no comulga con la forma de pensar de los morenistas y se opone a todo lo que han hecho, no hable nunca de pol\u00edtica.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

     3. Si va a salir a la calle, h\u00e1galo solamente cuando tenga un asunto que sea imposible de procrastinar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

     4. Tiene que abandonar su casa -que es decir su refugio, su nido- en las mayores condiciones de paciencia, de calma, de tranquilidad en el alma. Para ello puede auxiliarse del remedio infalible de la santidad jobiana (por el profeta Job), de la meditaci\u00f3n ex\u00f3tica, de la artificial ayuda de f\u00e1rmacos especializados -que ya se venden en las farmacias sin necesidad de receta-.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

     5. Si puede, \u00e1rmese como pueda: de valor, moralmente, con tenis para correr m\u00e1s r\u00e1pido, con ropa holgada que no le impida los movimientos al emprender la graciosa huida, con un bate o un tubo, con una daga, con una pistola o alg\u00fan armamento mayor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

     6. No lleve nada de valor, pero lleve algo para que no se vayan a enojar los cacos al ver que usted no tiene ni en qu\u00e9 caerse muerto y lo agarren a golpes en venganza. Sirve un reloj de pl\u00e1stico, un celular viejo, algunos billetes de baja denominaci\u00f3n (lo recomendable es entre 50 y 100 pesos en total).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

     7. Si ve tipos mal encarados a lo lejos, corra con todas sus fuerzas en sentido contrario.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

     8. Si ve que se acerca una patrulla de polic\u00edas, haga lo mismo que se recomienda en el \u00edtem anterior.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

     9. Si es usted v\u00edctima de un delito no alegue, no trate de defenderse con sus escasos recursos y menos si est\u00e1 mejor armado que usted (recuerde esta m\u00e1xima llena de sabidur\u00eda: \u201cPara un maestro cuchillero, un aprendiz de gatillo\u201d).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

     10. Encomi\u00e9ndese a Dios, al ser superior en el que usted crea, y encomiende a su familia, a su patrimonio y a su vida.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

     Si logra sobrevivir, reciba una calurosa felicitaci\u00f3n.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

sglevet@gmail.com<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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