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Salvador Mu\u00f1oz<\/b>
Los Pol\u00edticos<\/i><\/p>\n

Vamos por partes en este ya fin de semana futbolero\u2026
Primero, para quienes se quedaron con las ganas de ver jugar a la selecci\u00f3n mexicana por m\u00e1s tiempo en el Mundial, les tengo una gran noticia: \u00a1Tenemos m\u00e1s partidos para M\u00e9xico!
Por supuesto, que todo esto, en funci\u00f3n de los aztecas ha de costarnos una lanita extra\u2026 pero qu\u00e9 importa, todo sea por la afici\u00f3n. Y los nuevos partidos que vamos a disfrutar ser\u00e1n: Morena, Partido Humanista y Encuentro Social.<\/a>
\u00bfQu\u00e9? No se preocupe, igual va a haber patadas (de ahogado, pero va a haber) porque para que alcancen el 3 por ciento del total de votos en 2015 va a depender de nosotros; es probable que tambi\u00e9n hasta haya metidas de mano (del PRI y de quienes est\u00e9n detr\u00e1s de su creaci\u00f3n) y por ah\u00ed, quiz\u00e1s haya hasta un expulsado (de las filas del PRD y del PT que de seguro ya se afiliaron a Morena).<\/p>\n

II
Y tras la declaraci\u00f3n del mejor jugador entre Holanda y Argentina, uno no puede dejar de evocar al procurador de Justicia, Luis Angel Bravo Contreras.
A muchos sorprendi\u00f3 esa barrida precisa, exacta, milim\u00e9trica y a tiempo de Javier Mascherano cuando Arjen Robben estuvo a punto de anota gol: \u201cNo quiero ser grosero, pero me abr\u00ed el ano, por eso el dolor\u201d; \u00bfhabr\u00e1 sido por la penetraci\u00f3n del delantero holand\u00e9s?
Y usted se ha de preguntar: \u201cBueno, \u00bfy qu\u00e9 tiene que ver Javier Mascherano con Luis Angel Bravo?\u201d… \u00a1y m\u00e1s en esas circunstancias desgarradoras!
Le explico la relaci\u00f3n entre argentino y el Procurador: Mientras el mediocampista Javier Mascherano se rompe el culo haci\u00e9ndose presente contra el enemigo, el funcionario cuando se present\u00f3 a Javier Duarte le dijo: Luis Angel Bravo, pero \u00a1el Cul\u00edn para los amigos! (de tarea).
 cierto, \u201cm\u00e9ndigo\u201d susto que me dio el Procurador cuando dio a conocer que parte activa en el secuestro del ni\u00f1o Rafael \u00a1era la Ni\u00f1era! pues de inmediato pens\u00e9 en Fran Drescher, la sexy Nanny del programa televisivo, pero \u00a1no! nada que ver)<\/p>\n

III
Los mexicanos y los veracruzanos, en un alto porcentaje jugamos o disfrutamos del futbol. Un deporte popular, barato y colectivo con el que nos identificamos de una u otra forma\u2026<\/p>\n

* La mayor\u00eda de los mexicanos y los veracruzanos vivimos de la patada\u2026<\/p>\n

* Somos bien chillones cuando nos meten mano (en las arcas) pero no decimos nada cuando nosotros la metemos\u2026<\/p>\n

* Le tenemos miedo a los penales\u2026<\/p>\n

* Pedimos a gritos cambios pero como Mej\u00eda Bar\u00f3n, el Piojo Herrera o Vicente Fox, realmente no sabemos hacerlos\u2026<\/p>\n

* Metemos zancadillas y ponemos cara de mustio cuando nos las marcan\u2026<\/p>\n

* Somos como los \u00e1rbitros de la Femexfut: Por cualquier cosa sacamos las tarjetas\u2026 de cr\u00e9dito\u2026<\/p>\n

* Somos m\u00e1s ego\u00edstas que goleador en \u00e1rea chica copado por tres defensas y el portero\u2026<\/p>\n

* Nos parecemos a las chivas, presumimos de muy nacionalistas pero somos incapaces de defendernos; a nuestras auto-defensas las dejan s\u00f3lo con el auto\u2026 de formal prisi\u00f3n\u2026<\/p>\n

* Claro que tambi\u00e9n est\u00e1n aquellos panistas que rayan en el americanismo: hay prietos que se sienten arios y hay g\u00fceros que se sienten la rubia superior \u00a1pero no por eso ya son cuates de Azc\u00e1rraga Jean!<\/p>\n

* Y para concluir: Mexicano sin tacos \u00a1no es mexicano! (se le llama \u201ctacos\u201d al calzado con que juegan los futbolistas)<\/p>\n

IV
Hablando de tacos, dice la diputada por Naucalpan, Irazema Gonz\u00e1lez, que el \u201ctiempo aire\u201d debiera formar parte de la canasta b\u00e1sica del mexicano\u2026 si es as\u00ed, yo le agregar\u00eda tambi\u00e9n la internet y enviar\u00eda una iniciativa al Congreso de la Uni\u00f3n para que las chelas y las botanas quedaran libres del IEPS (Impuesto Especial sobre Producci\u00f3n y Servicios) y el IVA, porque qu\u00e9 familia se puede llamar tal, si el domingo no ve futbol con estos sagrados alimentos.<\/p>\n

smcainito@gmail.com<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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