{"id":2429,"date":"2014-07-01T03:28:00","date_gmt":"2014-07-01T03:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/?p=2429"},"modified":"2014-10-10T03:00:16","modified_gmt":"2014-10-10T03:00:16","slug":"que-oso","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=2429","title":{"rendered":"\u00a1Qu\u00e9 oso!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Brenda Caballero<\/b><br \/><i>N\u00fameros Rojos<\/i><\/p>\n<div>Apenas supe que Iv\u00e1n Vicente Alarc\u00f3n Cerda regresaba de tierras mundialistas, me dispuse a planear una entrevista y de esta forma conocer todos los pormenores de su viaje a Brasil 2014.<br \/>Sab\u00eda que Alarc\u00f3n Cerda hab\u00eda pedido permiso a la CMAS Xalapa hasta el d\u00eda 30 de junio, pero no estaba segura que regresar\u00eda en esta semana, \u00bfquiz\u00e1s despu\u00e9s de ver el partido de M\u00e9xico contra Holanda?<br \/>Como no ten\u00eda la certeza de que as\u00ed fuera, busque contactarme con la agencia de viajes para saber con exactitud el d\u00eda del arribo y tener una exclusiva.<br \/>Cr\u00e9ame que no fue f\u00e1cil, pero despu\u00e9s de muchas llamadas, por fin me dieron la fecha de llegada del vuelo.<a name='more'><\/a><br \/>Ahora lo m\u00e1s dif\u00edcil para toda f\u00e9mina \u00bfQu\u00e9 me pongo? Minifalda, blusa escotada, tacones, pantalones ajustados, cualquiera hubiese sido perfecto para entrevistar a un muchacho antrero, incluso a un pol\u00edtico, pero \u00bfQu\u00e9 te pones para entrevistar a un oso?<br \/>De repente pasaron por mi mente Winnie the Poo, El Oso Yogui y Boo boo, el Oso Po de Kung fu Panda, Baloo, el peque\u00f1o John, Fozzie, los ewoks y hasta los osos cari\u00f1osos. Pero mi pr\u00f3ximo entrevistado no ten\u00eda absolutamente nada parecido a ellos, luego entonces, de nada servir\u00eda disfrazarme de Tiger, por ejemplo.<br \/>Y cuando la cosa estaba m\u00e1s complicada, record\u00e9 a Ted, aquel oso irreverente que tomaba, se drogaba, incluso organizaba org\u00edas entre sus amigas humanas, pero que era fiel amigo de John, el humano que dese\u00f3 que el oso cobrara vida, \u00a1con \u00e9l s\u00ed ten\u00eda algo en com\u00fan!<br \/>En fin, para no hacerle el cuento largo, que me visto como John, con un pantal\u00f3n de mezclilla y una playera \u00a1ah pero la verde! Deseaba que mi entrevistado de sintiera en confianzas mundialistas.<br \/>Tan pronto como lo vi descender, corr\u00ed a su encuentro.<br \/>\u2014\u00a1Me puede permitir unos minutos! le dije.<br \/>\u2014\u00a1No doy entrevistas! Todo lo que quer\u00eda decir, ya lo dijo mi pap\u00e1 en rueda de prensa.<br \/>\u2014Oiga, no le habl\u00f3 a Usted\u2014, le dije a Alarc\u00f3n Cerda \u2014sino \u00a1al oso! que trae en brazos.<br \/>El oso se enderez\u00f3 un poco:<br \/>\u2014\u00bfA m\u00ed?\u2014 Contest\u00f3 como contestan los osos de peluche.<br \/>\u2014S\u00ed, a Usted, se\u00f1or Oso, \u00bfsab\u00eda que actualmente es m\u00e1s famoso que Laura Bozzo? \u00bfCu\u00e1l es su nombre?<br \/>\u2014Ssshhhh\u2014, me dijo en voz susurrante \u2014\u00a1yo tambi\u00e9n ped\u00ed permiso para ausentarme del sill\u00f3n principal de la sala, y si se enteran seguramente hasta el perro y el gato me sustituyen.<br \/>\u2014Est\u00e1 bien, pero a cambio de eso \u00bfme puede contestar algunas preguntas?<br \/>\u2014\u00a1No contestar\u00e1 nada! \u00a1no dejar\u00e9 que le saques la borra, digo la sopa!\u2014 Me dijo Alarc\u00f3n Cerda.<br \/>Pero por arte de magia, al igual que cuando cobr\u00f3 vida Ted, el oso resbal\u00f3 de los brazos de Iv\u00e1n y cay\u00f3 cerca de m\u00ed, d\u00e1ndome oportunidad de seguir con mis preguntas.<br \/>\u2014\u00bfEs cierto que traes el tequila por dentro?<br \/>\u2014Y el torres, el vodka, la botana\u2026 \u00a1hasta la m\u00fasica!<br \/>\u2014Bueno, s\u00ed creo que la traigas por dentro, con eso que te fuiste derechito al mundial. \u00a1Oye! y \u00bfes cierto que tuviste un viaje muy austero?<br \/>\u2014Jao, jao, jao\u2014 r\u00edo el oso (porque as\u00ed r\u00eden los osos) \u2014\u00a1que va! en ese viajecito estuve a todo lujo \u00bfo a poco pensaste que con quince mil pesos viajamos? \u00a1ni que hubi\u00e9semos dormido en las favelas!<br \/>\u2014Shhhhh \u00a1c\u00e1llate!\u2014 grit\u00f3 Alarc\u00f3n al oso, mientras \u00e9ste sal\u00eda huyendo nuevamente del brazo de su progenitor.<br \/>\u2014\u00a1Es m\u00e1s!\u2014 exclam\u00f3 el oso \u2014ahora que soy famoso, har\u00e9 un libro. \u00bfQu\u00e9 tal \u201cMemorias del Mundial contadas desde la Panza de un Oso\u201d? \u00a1Ya me vi!<br \/>Alarc\u00f3n ahora s\u00ed son\u00f3 amenazante: \u201csi sigues abriendo la boca, te sacar\u00e9 toda la borra y te aventar\u00e9 del Puente del Xallitic, o mejor a\u00fan, a Los Lagos de Acapuldique.<br \/>Para entonces, el oso ya abandonaba el lugar y corr\u00eda despavorido gritando como gritan los osos:<br \/>\u2014\u00a1Auxilio! \u00a1Auxilio! Vicente, Vicente Ben\u00edtezzzz! en lugar de una maleta te caer\u00eda bien un amigo como yo, ya que \u00a1Todo cabe en la panza de un oso sabi\u00e9ndolo acomodar!<\/p>\n<p> Email: <a href=\"mailto:caballero_brenda@homail.com\">caballero_brenda@homail.com<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Brenda CaballeroN\u00fameros Rojos Apenas supe que Iv\u00e1n Vicente Alarc\u00f3n Cerda regresaba de tierras mundialistas, me dispuse a planear una entrevista y de esta forma conocer todos los pormenores de su viaje a Brasil 2014.Sab\u00eda que Alarc\u00f3n Cerda hab\u00eda pedido permiso a la CMAS Xalapa hasta el d\u00eda 30 de junio, pero no estaba segura que [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"tdm_status":"","tdm_grid_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-2429","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-sin-categoria"},"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>\u00a1Qu\u00e9 oso! 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