{"id":2435,"date":"2014-06-30T02:24:00","date_gmt":"2014-06-30T02:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/?p=2435"},"modified":"2014-10-10T03:00:16","modified_gmt":"2014-10-10T03:00:16","slug":"robben-nuestro-politico","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=2435","title":{"rendered":"Robben, nuestro pol\u00edtico"},"content":{"rendered":"

Salvador Mu\u00f1oz<\/b>
Los Pol\u00edticos<\/i><\/p>\n

Despu\u00e9s de ver el partido Holanda contra M\u00e9xico, tengo la certeza de que el delantero tulip\u00e1n tiene asegurada su carrera como pol\u00edtico, pero si quiere triunfar en esta \u00e1rea, tiene que venir a M\u00e9xico pues posee todas las cualidades para hacerlo con \u00e9xito, aunque lamentablemente para nuestro pa\u00eds, el sue\u00f1o haya terminado\u2026
Y cuando me refiero al sue\u00f1o, no s\u00f3lo cito al de la afici\u00f3n, sino a la de patrocinadores, televisoras, restaurantes, cantinas y hasta el de los vendedores de camisas deportivas\u2026<\/a>
Los comerciales bancarios del Chicharito con su padre y abuelo, dejar\u00e1n de tener sentido\u2026 es parad\u00f3jico, Javier Hern\u00e1ndez haciendo comerciales de un banco\u2026 \u00bfpor eso se la pasa m\u00e1s tiempo en la banca tanto en el Tri como en el ManU?
\u00bfO qu\u00e9 me dicen de los anuncios de Oribe Peralta? \u00a1Vamos! Hasta para vender su imagen tuvieron que cambiarle el apodo: \u00a1Era \u201cel Cepillo\u201d! y sufri\u00f3 una mutaci\u00f3n incre\u00edble: De \u201cHorrible\u201d pas\u00f3 a \u201cHermoso\u201d, \u00a1todo con tal de vender!
Pero hoy eso es otra historia\u2026 y la figura es un holand\u00e9s. Y no se trata de hablar de ardor, dolor o resentimiento porque Holanda haya dejado fuera a la selecci\u00f3n mexicana con un pol\u00e9mico penalty marcado al final del partido\u2026 es que uno, despu\u00e9s de algunos cuantos a\u00f1os en estos avatares, ya afin\u00f3 el olfato para reconocer el talento innato de un pol\u00edtico en potencia como lo es Arjen Robben:<\/p>\n

* Hay que reconocer que es bueno para los clavados, como \u00e9l mismo lo acept\u00f3, y para eso, nuestros pol\u00edticos se pintan solos: \u00a1Todo se clavan! Presupuesto, erario, proyectos, y hay quienes piden moche \u00a1por meterte a trabajar!<\/p>\n

* Si se dan cuenta, Robben cuenta con sus seguidores en Veracruz y uno de ellos es Dante Delgado, que hasta le copi\u00f3 el look de pel\u00f3n y hasta el color del equipo: \u00a1Naranja!<\/p>\n

* Y entre otros de sus fans est\u00e1 el primo del Gobernador: Jorge Duarte Bouchez, s\u00ed, el que se fue a Brasil, pero no crea que es porque tambi\u00e9n est\u00e1 pel\u00f3n, sino porque ambos, Jorge y Robben, padecieron un problema de c\u00e1ncer testicular\u2026 \u00a1ya saben a qui\u00e9n le cost\u00f3 un huevo superar esta enfermedad!<\/p>\n

* Robben, con su penal, nos rob\u00f3 el quinto partido; nuestros partidos nos roban los quintos, los tostones y los pesos y no conocen ning\u00fan penal\u2026<\/p>\n

* Por la banda derecha, Robben causa mucho da\u00f1o a sus contrincantes; las bandas pol\u00edticas, sean del centro, de la izquierda o de la derecha, nos causan igual mucho da\u00f1o.<\/p>\n

* El holand\u00e9s lament\u00f3 haber enga\u00f1ado al \u00e1rbitro con una falta inexistente\u2026 los mexicanos siempre se \u201cla-mentamos\u201d a nuestros pol\u00edticos por lo que sea, pretextos nos sobran\u2026<\/p>\n

* Es curioso, porque mientras Robben se deja caer, a nuestros pol\u00edticos, los mismos pol\u00edticos los hacen caer\u2026<\/p>\n

* Tras revisar minuciosamente la pol\u00e9mica acci\u00f3n, es evidente que Robben se merece un oscar por ese penal\u2026 tras revisar minuciosamente la actuaci\u00f3n de nuestros pol\u00edticos, es evidente que merecen estar en un penal\u2026<\/p>\n

* Ac\u00e1 entre cuates\u2026 algunos columnistas ya le dicen el \u201cRobben\u201d a \u201cChiquiyunes\u201d… porque ambos se dicen robados (a uno, un penal; a otro, su casa), pero ya nadie les cree.<\/p>\n

* Y para concluir, por supuesto, el delantero holand\u00e9s tiene en el apellido la fama, el que por cierto, nuestros apellidos han hecho un grito de victoria: \u00a1Robben! \u00a1Robben! \u00a1Robben!<\/p>\n

Ahora, ya sin M\u00e9xico en la siguiente ronda, no podemos negar que cierta magia que hab\u00eda en el ambiente, se perdi\u00f3. Ya como que da hueva seguir el Mundial\u2026 \u00bfponerse la camiseta de Brasil despu\u00e9s del deprimente juego ante Chile? Bueno, si hubiera chance, conozco a algunos pol\u00edticos veracruzanos que gustosos se pondr\u00edan la de Colombia\u2026 conste, me refiero a ponerse la camiseta. \u00bfY la de Costa Rica? Sinceramente, si estuviera jugando Maribel Guardia, \u00bfqui\u00e9n no le pondr\u00eda a la Tica? \u00a1Ni siquiera piensen en Estados Unidos porque ser\u00eda tan similar a Traici\u00f3n a la Patria! \u00bfArgentina? \u00bfPor qu\u00e9 no? a ellos los tachan de boludos\u2026 a nuestros pol\u00edticos \u00a1de huevones! \u00a1Messi, Messi, Messico, Messico, Messico!<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Salvador Mu\u00f1ozLos Pol\u00edticos Despu\u00e9s de ver el partido Holanda contra M\u00e9xico, tengo la certeza de que el delantero tulip\u00e1n tiene asegurada su carrera como pol\u00edtico, pero si quiere triunfar en esta \u00e1rea, tiene que venir a M\u00e9xico pues posee todas las cualidades para hacerlo con \u00e9xito, aunque lamentablemente para nuestro pa\u00eds, el sue\u00f1o haya terminado\u2026Y […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"tdm_status":"","tdm_grid_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-2435","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-sin-categoria"},"yoast_head":"\nRobben, nuestro pol\u00edtico - Los pol\u00edticos Veracruz<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=2435\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"es_ES\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Robben, nuestro pol\u00edtico - 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