{"id":2722,"date":"2014-05-08T03:26:00","date_gmt":"2014-05-08T03:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/?p=2722"},"modified":"2014-10-10T03:00:34","modified_gmt":"2014-10-10T03:00:34","slug":"nuevo-plazo-de-incorporacion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=2722","title":{"rendered":"Nuevo Plazo de Incorporaci\u00f3n"},"content":{"rendered":"

Brenda Caballero<\/b>
N\u00fameros Rojos<\/i><\/p>\n

Era media noche. La tenue luz, el silencio acogedor y el olor del incienso me hac\u00eda pensar en la rec\u00e1mara. \u00a1Ahhhh! y sentir las s\u00e1banas, las almohadas y cojines\u2026 es m\u00e1s \u00a1mor\u00eda por ir a la cama! Pero no sea usted mal pensado, que aunque mi marido me esperaba en ella, no se hab\u00eda puesto sexi para m\u00ed, sino m\u00e1s bien para Morfeo\u2026 as\u00ed lo comprobaban sus ronquidos.
Conforme fueron transcurriendo los minutos, los brazos y pies se me enfriaban, a\u00f1orando a\u00fan m\u00e1s mi sabrosa cama.
Pude haberme puesto calcetas, un su\u00e9ter y dejar lo que estaba haciendo para el otro d\u00eda. Sin embargo, mi \u201cdeber fiscal\u201d me lo impidi\u00f3.<\/a>
No se r\u00eda, pues aunque parezca il\u00f3gico, \u00e9sa era la causa de mi fr\u00edo y soledad de madrugada: capturar mis ingresos y gastos de los dos primeros bimestres: enero-febrero, marzo y abril, que ten\u00edan como fecha l\u00edmite de presentaci\u00f3n el mes de mayo para el R\u00e9gimen de Incorporaci\u00f3n Fiscal, (el malquerido RIF).
Y es que desde que tecle\u00e9 mi RFC y contrase\u00f1a, el sistema estaba rapidito y ligerito\u2026 \u00a1dif\u00edcil de creer! para el famoso sitio de internet que contantemente tiene ca\u00eddas o \u201cintermitencias\u201d como los llama la autoridad.
Y mis pies se enfriaban m\u00e1s, aunque con este nuevo R\u00e9gimen Fiscal, \u201ctodos estamos bien congelados\u201d. Pero le dir\u00e9 que no somos los \u00fanicos, pues la Autoridad Fiscal, es decir, el Servicio de Administraci\u00f3n Tributaria (SAT) \u00a1tambi\u00e9n! pues dijeran los chavos hoy en d\u00eda, \u201cno sabe ni qu\u00e9 onda con su vida\u201d.
Y es que resulta que ahora, la fecha l\u00edmite de la presentaci\u00f3n de los dos primeros bimestres no ser\u00e1 en mayo, como lo hab\u00edan informado las autoridades, sino hasta julio; s\u00ed, ley\u00f3 usted bien: j-u-l-i-o, en el que se presentar\u00e1n los bimestres: enero-febrero, marzo-abril y mayo-junio, de acuerdo al twitter @SATMX que dice: \u201cEl R\u00e9gimen de Incorporaci\u00f3n tiene la oportunidad de presentar la declaraci\u00f3n de los 3 primeros bimestres del a\u00f1o a m\u00e1s tardar en julio\u201d.
Y lo que m\u00e1s me encant\u00f3 de ese twit fue la palabra \u201coportunidad\u201d\u2026 \u00a1woaooo!, eso de que Hacienda d\u00e9 oportunidades es algo \u00fanico. L\u00e1stima que no dio otra oportunidad a las personas f\u00edsicas y morales para presentar su declaraci\u00f3n.
No quiero ser mal pensaba, pero m\u00e1s bien esa \u201coportunidad\u201d obedece a que no tienen listo el portal \u201cMis Cuentas\u201d para que los contribuyentes de Incorporaci\u00f3n realicen sus declaraciones, tal vez por ello sacaron otro twit: \u201cLos contribuyentes del R\u00e9gimen de Incorporaci\u00f3n en breve contar\u00e1n con un simulador para que presenten su declaraci\u00f3n bimestral\u201d.
Ahora me encant\u00f3 \u201cen breve\u201d, pues a como van las cosas, con dos meses m\u00e1s \u201cde oportunidad\u201d, habr\u00e1 que esperar con qu\u00e9 nueva palabra nos salen despu\u00e9s.
Y es que si usted ya entr\u00f3 al portal \u201cMis Cuentas\u201d, habr\u00e1 notado que en el apartado de \u201cMi Contabilidad\u201d, en las secciones de Ingresos y Gastos, s\u00f3lo sirven para capturar lo b\u00e1sico; el sistema no permite especificar el mes del gasto o de ingreso, por lo que hay que anotarlo en la descripci\u00f3n.
Otra cosa que me preocupa es que \u201cMis Cuentas\u201d duplique mis ingresos, pues seg\u00fan cuentan los que saben, la sugerencia es no capturar nada en ingresos, ya que el sistema tomar\u00e1 por default lo facturado.
Muevo mis pies para entrar en calor\u2026 ya falta poco para cerrar sesi\u00f3n y terminar la captura. Deseo \u201cen breve\u201d \u201cdarme la oportunidad\u201d de ir a la cama\u2026 total, el ben\u00e9fico SAT dio dos meses m\u00e1s de pr\u00f3rroga. Mientras tanto, disfrutar\u00e9 los ronquidos de mi marido hasta que a Hacienda se le ocurra otra cosa, o de plano le terminen el Sistema que le vendieron y que a la fecha no funciona.<\/p>\n

Email: caballero_brenda@hotmail.com<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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Pero no sea usted mal pensado, que aunque mi marido me esperaba en ella, no […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"tdm_status":"","tdm_grid_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-2722","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-sin-categoria"},"yoast_head":"\nNuevo Plazo de Incorporaci\u00f3n - Los pol\u00edticos Veracruz<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=2722\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"es_ES\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Nuevo Plazo de Incorporaci\u00f3n - Los pol\u00edticos Veracruz\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Brenda CaballeroN\u00fameros Rojos Era media noche. 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