{"id":2797,"date":"2014-04-21T02:02:00","date_gmt":"2014-04-21T02:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/?p=2797"},"modified":"2014-10-10T03:00:38","modified_gmt":"2014-10-10T03:00:38","slug":"la-diferencia-entre-temo-y-tona","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=2797","title":{"rendered":"La diferencia entre Temo y Tona"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Salvador Mu\u00f1oz<\/b><br \/><i>Los Pol\u00edticos<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Ha de ser una pesadilla ser gemelos. \u00bfSe imagina lo terrible que debe ser tener un espejo que a donde quiera que vaya uno, el otro lo siga? S\u00ed, porque es com\u00fan que los orgullosos padres disfruten de no brindar individualidad a sus \u00abcuates\u00bb y opten por vestirlos igual.<br \/>A ello hay que agregar el pariente chistoso que siempre est\u00e9 chingando con la cl\u00e1sica pregunta que a veces resulta idiota o\u00edrla cuando los gemelos ya son adultos: \u00ab\u00bfQui\u00e9n eres? \u00bfFulano o sutano?\u00bb<br \/>S\u00ed, ha de ser terrible ser gemelos y tener que \u00abchutarse\u00bb un d\u00eda en la televisi\u00f3n o en el cine pel\u00edculas \u00abbofas\u00bb de gemelos que se separan y a lo largo de la vida, el destino los vuelve a unir, y ejemplos de ello tenemos a las Olsen, quienes bajita la mano hicieron \u00a113 pel\u00edculas sobre las aventuras de unas gemelas! \u00a1Qu\u00e9 imaginaci\u00f3n!<a name='more'><\/a><br \/>\u00bfHa de haber cosas m\u00e1s terribles que el ser gemelos? S\u00ed, lo m\u00e1s cabr\u00f3n ha de ser tener un gemelo y que te confundan con \u00e9l \u00a1y lo peor! que se tenga la idea de que se piensa igual que \u00e9l, como es el caso del diputado del Movimiento Ciudadano, Cuauht\u00e9moc Pola Estrada, quien sufre en carne propia el tener un cuate llamado Tonatiuh \u00a1que tambi\u00e9n es diputado! pero del PRI.<br \/>No falta el reportero que a la hora de entrevistar a Temo le diga \u00abTona\u00bb, o en el peor de los casos, el ciudadano que reclama a Temo, en clara confusi\u00f3n, la falta de palabra de Tona.<br \/>Entonces, \u00bfc\u00f3mo puede el reportero o el ciudadano com\u00fan evitar estas confusiones? Ac\u00e1 le daremos unos detalles que le permitir\u00e1n diferenciar a Temo de Tona y entonces usted podr\u00e1 entender que lo mismo a veces no es igual:<\/p>\n<div>* Temo naci\u00f3 primero; Tona, un minuto despu\u00e9s. Es evidente que a alguien le falt\u00f3 ox\u00edgeno.<\/p>\n<p>* El IQ de Temo es de 114; Tona a\u00fan intenta averiguar qu\u00e9 elemento de la tabla peri\u00f3dica es IQ.<\/p>\n<p>* El libro infantil de cabecera de Temo fue \u00abEl Principito\u00bb; el diputado Tona se siente \u00abEl Principito\u00bb del Congreso.<\/p>\n<p>* Una de las lecturas favoritas de Temo, \u00abEl Pr\u00edncipe\u00bb, de Maquiavelo; una de las lecturas favoritas de Tona, TV-Notas.<\/p>\n<p>* Temo disfruta de la buena lectura; Tona disfruta de la lectura&#8230; en un teleprompter&#8230; como Pe\u00f1a Nieto&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>* Temo es por lo regular noticia; Tona daba noticias&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>* Temo es su propio vocero; Tona es el \u00fanico vocero con vocero a sabiendas de que en la bancada del PRI, es voz-cero.<\/p>\n<p>* Mientras Temo ya present\u00f3 algunas iniciativas en el Congreso; Tona en el Congreso no tiene iniciativa&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>* A pesar de ser un solo diputado del Movimiento Ciudadano, Temo ha pasado m\u00e1s veces a Tribuna que Tona, quien la \u00fanica tribuna que conoce es la del Pirata Fuente.<\/p>\n<p>* Temo escribe sus propios discursos; a Tona se los escriben&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>* Ambos son talentosos. Es evidente que mientras Temo tiene talento discursivo, Tona es el ejemplo m\u00e1s claro del \u00abTalento de Televisi\u00f3n\u00bb.<\/p>\n<p>* Mientras a Temo lo invitan a la radio para dar sus puntos de vista, a Tona lo mandan a responder por tel\u00e9fono los puntos de vista de su hermano.<\/p>\n<p>* Los gemelos son chaparritos, pero mientras la gente se refiere a Temo con \u00ablo bueno se da en poco\u00bb; con Tona citan \u00abpoco veneno mata\u00bb.<\/p>\n<p>* Estos \u00abcuates\u00bb gozan de poco cabello, pero Temo no tiene ni un pelo de tonto&#8230; Tona se los qued\u00f3.<\/p>\n<p>Aunque claro, la manera m\u00e1s sencilla de saber qui\u00e9n es qui\u00e9n es a la hora de responder a una pregunta&#8230; Si contesta con firmeza y conocimiento de causa, \u00a1exacto! \u00a1Ya supo qui\u00e9n es!; si balbucea, evade o responde una barrabasada, podr\u00e1 entender la diferencia entre nacer un minuto despu\u00e9s sin ox\u00edgeno en la tatema.<br \/><span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"><\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Salvador Mu\u00f1ozLos Pol\u00edticos Ha de ser una pesadilla ser gemelos. \u00bfSe imagina lo terrible que debe ser tener un espejo que a donde quiera que vaya uno, el otro lo siga? S\u00ed, porque es com\u00fan que los orgullosos padres disfruten de no brindar individualidad a sus \u00abcuates\u00bb y opten por vestirlos igual.A ello hay que [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"tdm_status":"","tdm_grid_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-2797","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-sin-categoria"},"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.9 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>La diferencia entre Temo y Tona - Los pol\u00edticos Veracruz<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=2797\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"es_ES\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"La diferencia entre Temo y Tona - Los pol\u00edticos Veracruz\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Salvador Mu\u00f1ozLos Pol\u00edticos Ha de ser una pesadilla ser gemelos. \u00bfSe imagina lo terrible que debe ser tener un espejo que a donde quiera que vaya uno, el otro lo siga? 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