{"id":2921,"date":"2014-03-18T12:58:00","date_gmt":"2014-03-18T12:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/?p=2921"},"modified":"2014-10-10T03:00:46","modified_gmt":"2014-10-10T03:00:46","slug":"limonada-de-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=2921","title":{"rendered":"Limonada de Humor"},"content":{"rendered":"

Brenda Caballero<\/b>
N\u00fameros Rojos<\/i><\/p>\n

Algo peor que el tr\u00e1fico y quedarse sin dinero en un puente largo es enfermarse. Y es que desde el viernes empec\u00e9 con un cuadro de gripa sin fluir, dolor de garganta, tos y temperatura. Creo puedo aguantar el cuadro de una gripa normal, sin embrago \u00bfQu\u00e9 hacer cuando est\u00e1n todos los s\u00edntomas y no fluye nada? ja, creo estoy peor que las Reformas de Pe\u00f1a Nieto.
Aunque lo peor es sentir la garganta irritada y completamente cerrada. Antibi\u00f3tico, desinflamatorio y analg\u00e9sicos parecen no hacer nada para refrescar mi garganta. \u00bfGraneod\u00edn? Ni pensarlo \u00a1odio sentir anestesiada la boca!<\/a>
Voy a la alacena y veo mi cajita de miel \u00a1Bendito sea el regalo decembrino de To\u00f1o Nemi!
pues encuentro un jarabe de prop\u00f3leo con plantas medicinales que hacen que mi garganta respire un poco de la infecci\u00f3n que le acongoja.
Recuerdo la receta de mi abuela: t\u00e9 de bugambilia con miel de abeja o el jugo de un lim\u00f3n exprimido con un poco de miel \u00a1y santo remedio!
Aunque el remedio tendr\u00e1 que esperar, porque los limones est\u00e1n por la calle de la amargura. S\u00ed, parece incre\u00edble que el kilo de lim\u00f3n var\u00ede desde 45 hasta 70 pesos en el mercado.
Seg\u00fan la misma Procuradur\u00eda Federal del Consumidor (Profeco), el alza en el precio se debe al cambio clim\u00e1tico y a la plaga conocida como Drag\u00f3n Amarillo.
Pero como dice el dicho: al mal tiempo, buena cara, tomemos el asunto con un poco de humor y dolor de garganta.<\/p>\n

* Si en su casa tiene un palo de lim\u00f3n, le recomiendo solicite los servicios de seguridad p\u00fablica, porque a como est\u00e1n las cosas, mejor ser\u00e1 que ponga una c\u00e1mara de seguridad para vigilar sus limones las 24 horas del d\u00eda.
* No conteste el celular de n\u00fameros no identificados, podr\u00edan extorsionarlo si lo acaban de ver comprando m\u00e1s de un kilo de lim\u00f3n en cualquier supermercado.
* Ahora que si no tiene m\u00e1s remedio que salir con su bolsa de limones, extreme precauciones, mire su entorno, camine aprisa por lugares vigilados\u2026 No le vayan a dar un \u201clevant\u00f3n\u201d… o peor: \u00a1una exprimida!
* Otra opci\u00f3n ser\u00eda invertirlos en la bolsa de valores, asegurarlos, o de plano, colocarlos en una buena caja de seguridad.
* \u00a1Cuidado! si ofrecen regalarle un lim\u00f3n, recuerde el caso de la manzana de Blanca Nieves\u2026\u00a1Ojo, mucho ojo! al\u00e9jese de inmediato y cu\u00e9nteselo a quien m\u00e1s confianza le tenga.
* Si usted es taquero, de plano el lim\u00f3n es un elemento importante en el desarrollo de su trabajo, pero recuerde que hay otro c\u00edtrico m\u00e1s barato: la naranja.
* Lamento decirle que la naranja no va muy bien con la michelada\u2026 pero, puede intentarlo o de plano quedarse con el antojo hasta agosto, mes en el que dicen bajar\u00e1 el precio del lim\u00f3n.
* Entre a Mercado Libre y tru\u00e9quelo por un Galaxy, un Iphone, una table o \u00a1un autooo! Recuerde extremar precauciones si hace la operaci\u00f3n. Verifique la reputaci\u00f3n del vendedor.
* Si el a\u00f1o pasado los programas sociales \u201ceran oro molido\u201d, ahora ser\u00e1n \u201clim\u00f3n exprimido\u201d.
* Y para rematar, si en este momento fuese \u00e9poca electoral, sin duda alguna dar\u00edan kilos de limones en bolsa en lugar de gorras, playeras y mandiles… o tarjetas \u201cLi-Monex\u201d.<\/p>\n

Email: caballero_brenda@hotmail.com<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Brenda CaballeroN\u00fameros Rojos Algo peor que el tr\u00e1fico y quedarse sin dinero en un puente largo es enfermarse. Y es que desde el viernes empec\u00e9 con un cuadro de gripa sin fluir, dolor de garganta, tos y temperatura. Creo puedo aguantar el cuadro de una gripa normal, sin embrago \u00bfQu\u00e9 hacer cuando est\u00e1n todos los […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"tdm_status":"","tdm_grid_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2921","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-sin-categoria"],"yoast_head":"\nLimonada de Humor - Los pol\u00edticos Veracruz<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=2921\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"es_ES\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Limonada de Humor - Los pol\u00edticos Veracruz\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Brenda CaballeroN\u00fameros Rojos Algo peor que el tr\u00e1fico y quedarse sin dinero en un puente largo es enfermarse. 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