{"id":2976,"date":"2014-03-03T04:55:00","date_gmt":"2014-03-03T04:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/?p=2976"},"modified":"2014-10-10T03:00:50","modified_gmt":"2014-10-10T03:00:50","slug":"y-el-oscar-es-para","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=2976","title":{"rendered":"Y el \u00d3scar es para&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Salvador Mu\u00f1oz<\/b><br \/><i>Los Pol\u00edticos<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Tiene poco que vi \u00abGravity\u00bb y una escena hace que me quite el sombrero, ofrezca disculpas a Cuar\u00f3n y la ponga entre mis cintas favoritas&#8230; \u00bfPor qu\u00e9? Porque cuando le dec\u00eda a mi esposa \u00ab\u00a1ya vali\u00f3 madres la pel\u00edcula!\u00bb sale el director y me dice: \u00abEsp\u00e9rate, mira lo que ocurre\u00bb. Por supuesto, no le voy a decir la escena por si no la ha visto, pero si ya la vio, ha de imaginar cu\u00e1l es.<br \/>Inicio esta columna muchas horas antes de la entrega de los premios, as\u00ed que nada m\u00e1s espero que Alfonso Cuar\u00f3n vuelva a decir \u00ab\u00a1Ay, wey!\u00bb y se lleve un \u00d3scar, y abogando a la imaginaci\u00f3n del lector, le doy mis nominados pero a lo mejor de nuestra far\u00e1ndula mexicana, a ver si est\u00e1 de acuerdo:<a name='more'><\/a><\/p>\n<p>MEJOR PEL\u00cdCULA <br \/>* Doce a\u00f1os de ineptitud: Narra la historia de dos presidentes que venden a los mexicanos una \u00abrevoluci\u00f3n\u00bb sin cambios y una \u00abguerra\u00bb sin triunfos pero con un chingo de muertos.<br \/>* Esc\u00e1ndalo mexicano: La portada de una revista gringa levanta la indignaci\u00f3n de un pueblo que pide que en lugar del Presidente se pusiera a un aut\u00e9ntico h\u00e9roe mexicano, como El Chapul\u00edn Colorado, Chanoc o El Santo.<br \/>* Gravedad: Los discursos de bonanza de un secretario de Hacienda se caen como castillo de naipes cuando un comensal se da cuenta que su caldo tlalpe\u00f1o no tiene lim\u00f3n y que la limonada que bebe es de \u00abKool-aid\u00bb&#8230; \u00a1El lim\u00f3n llega a casi 50 pesos el kilo!<br \/>* Capit\u00e1n Fili-dor: La incre\u00edble historia de un ping\u00fcino que era muy ducho para mandar art\u00edculos e informaci\u00f3n por fax, pero que es incapaz de escribir un art\u00edculo, por ello, contrata los servicios del Capit\u00e1n Fili-Dor, experto en hacer cartas&#8230; de corso.<br \/>* Ne-Bruska: Marisol \u00c1guila, reina del Carnaval, sufre terrible mareo desde su carro aleg\u00f3rico y de verdad empieza a asumir poses de reina y hace \u00abfuchi\u00bb a todo medio que no pertenezca a su empresa.<br \/>* Fella: Incomprendida, rechazada, vituperada&#8230; Una mujer que lucha contra todo y contra todos, en donde la culpan de cualquier cosa que pase y no pase en el PRI&#8230;<br \/>* Philomena: Un diputado vuelve a salir con su batea de babas y dice que Gobierno del Estado busca administrar la recaudaci\u00f3n del predial&#8230; De inmediato le aplican una patada de Philomena, la burra del Murci\u00e9lago Vel\u00e1zquez.<\/p>\n<p>PEOR DIRECTOR<br \/>* Jos\u00e9 Ruiz Carmona, por su labor en SAS.<br \/>* Rub\u00e9n Morales Aburto, por su nula labor de prensa en el ayuntamiento de Coatepec.<br \/>* Osiel Castro de la Rosa, y sus bio-taxis que en la zona conurbada, desde diciembre, circulan con biodiesel &#8230; en su et\u00edlica imaginaci\u00f3n.<\/p>\n<p>MEJOR ACTOR<br \/>* Peperra Guti\u00e9rrez de Velasco, en su papel como \u00abpri\u00edsta\u00bb.<br \/>* Paco Garrido, por su histrionismo como t\u00edtere.<br \/>* Alfredo G\u00e1ndara, por su interpretaci\u00f3n del Bello Durmiente.<\/p>\n<p>MEJOR ACTOR DE REPARTO<br \/>* Arturo Berm\u00fadez Zurita: Reparti\u00f3 guamazos en la Lerdo.<br \/>* Tonatiuh Pola: Reparti\u00f3 despensas con gorgojos.<br \/>* Javier Duarte de Ochoa: Reparti\u00f3 cachitos de loter\u00eda.<\/p>\n<p>Y para concluir&#8230;<br \/>MEJORES EFECTOS ESPECIALES<br \/>* El \u00abvuelo\u00bb del helic\u00f3ptero de Gobierno estatal que nunca despeg\u00f3.<br \/>* La transformaci\u00f3n de Cisne a Pavorreal de Alberto Silva.<br \/>* La placa sembrada en el busto de \u00abDon Aldo\u00bb Colosio.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Salvador Mu\u00f1ozLos Pol\u00edticos Tiene poco que vi \u00abGravity\u00bb y una escena hace que me quite el sombrero, ofrezca disculpas a Cuar\u00f3n y la ponga entre mis cintas favoritas&#8230; \u00bfPor qu\u00e9? 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