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Brenda Caballero <\/b>
N\u00fameros Rojos <\/i><\/p>\n

Suena mi despertador. Estiro la mano para apagarlo y no puedo hacerlo. Me duele todo el cuerpo. Trato de enderezarme y parece que me pas\u00f3 una aplanadora encima. Estiro los pies para salir de la cama y el dolor se acrecienta m\u00e1s. Por el clima y mis s\u00edntomas, pudiera pensarse en influenza, pero afortunadamente queda descartada al no tener tos o escurrimiento nasal. \u00a1San To\u00f1o Nemi, descartador de la influenza en Veracruz nos libre!
Me paro de la cama y al caminar, me siento Robocop, \u00a1ya s\u00f3lo falta que rechine!
Aclaro que tampoco tuve una noche tormentosa tipo Anastasia Steele, la protagonista del cachondo Bestseller n\u00famero uno, \u201cCincuenta Sombras de Grey\u201d de E.L. James\u2026 no, no, mi dolor es muscular, com\u00fanmente llamado \u201cenvaramiento\u201d<\/a>
Es m\u00e1s, ahora entiendo el porqu\u00e9 entre las definiciones de \u201cenvaramiento\u201d se dice que \u201ces la actitud de la persona orgullosa o estirada\u201d. \u00a1Y c\u00f3mo no! se entume tanto el m\u00fasculo que a juerzas hay que caminar bien estiradito.
Pues para no hacerle el cuento largo, todo ese d\u00eda y los siguientes dos, estuve envarada, al grado de que hasta ir al ba\u00f1o me costaba trabajo y \u00a1aclaro que no estaba estre\u00f1ida! sino que no pod\u00eda mover manos, brazos y el cuerpo en general, para desvestirme y vestirme.
Pero como dice el dicho: \u201cqui\u00e9n me quita lo bailado\u201d y es que \u00e9se fue el precio de mi primera clase de Pole dance.
Seg\u00fan Wikipedia, literalmente Pole dance significa baile del ca\u00f1o, barra americana o el baile del tubo, siendo \u00e9ste \u00faltimo como com\u00fanmente lo conocemos los mexicanos. Aunque en M\u00e9xico el pole dance se da m\u00e1s en los \u201cstrip clubs\u201d como un baile sensual en un ca\u00f1o o poste generalmente acompa\u00f1ado de un \u201cstriptease\u201d. En otras partes del mundo, el asunto es con movimientos acrob\u00e1ticos como se da en el Circo Solei, incluso es catalogado por algunos como un arte esc\u00e9nico.
Creo que la primera clase fue algo dif\u00edcil ya que no estaba acostumbrada a ejercer cierta fuerza en mis brazos; sin embargo, los pasos del escorpi\u00f3n, los gusanos, la vuelta de bombero y de la mu\u00f1equita no me salieron del todo mal.
Mientras ensay\u00e1bamos, una compa\u00f1era dijo a mi maestra: \u201c\u00bfPor qu\u00e9 no hacemos Pole Dance Urbano?\u201d refiri\u00e9ndose a dar una demostraci\u00f3n en alguna plaza o lugar p\u00fablico tal como lo acaban de hacer hace algunos d\u00edas en el metro el grupo \u201cAmo Ser Chilango\u201d y \u201cFlying Angels\u201d.
Sin embargo, mi maestra le respondi\u00f3 que es algo complicado, tendr\u00edamos que ir con alg\u00fan amigo o pareja ya que algunas personas a\u00fan lo ven con morbo y pueden faltarnos al respeto.
Y es cierto, cuando uno decide ir a una clase de Pole dance, generalmente el morbo se asocia con \u00e9sta, sin embargo, tengo compa\u00f1eras de clase donde asisten madre e hija y no \u201cteiboleras\u201d como muchos piensan y creen.
Es m\u00e1s, las mal nombradas \u201cteiboleras\u201d se han ganado mi respeto, pues cr\u00e9ame que c\u00f3mo cuesta subirse en el tubo y hacer malabares, sin duda se requiere fuerza y habilidad para lograrlo.
Pero no s\u00f3lo el Pole dance es asunto de mujeres, sino tambi\u00e9n de varones que con destreza saben tambi\u00e9n lucir en el tubo, caso concreto tres j\u00f3venes acr\u00f3batas del Circo Espect\u00e1culos Francisco Atayde Garc\u00eda, que acaba de visitar la capital de Veracruz con excelente espect\u00e1culo sin necesidad de incluir animales en el show.
Despu\u00e9s de tres clases que llevo, ya no me envaro igual; sin embargo van apareciendo moretones en brazos, piernas y pies, s\u00edmbolo de mi esfuerzo en el tubo.
Al llegar a casa mi marido me pregunta: \u00bfYa descubriste qu\u00e9 sostiene el tubo? Lo veo extra\u00f1ada, mientras pienso en la base, los tornillos y el metal. Al ver nuevamente mi cara de \u00bfwhat? Contesta a su pregunta: \u00a1un mont\u00f3n de familias!
R\u00edo sin querer a su chiste cruel, mientras not\u00f3 que el envaramiento va desapareciendo. <\/p>\n

Email: caballero_brenda@hotmail.com<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Brenda Caballero N\u00fameros Rojos Suena mi despertador. Estiro la mano para apagarlo y no puedo hacerlo. Me duele todo el cuerpo. Trato de enderezarme y parece que me pas\u00f3 una aplanadora encima. Estiro los pies para salir de la cama y el dolor se acrecienta m\u00e1s. Por el clima y mis s\u00edntomas, pudiera pensarse en […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"tdm_status":"","tdm_grid_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-3099","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-sin-categoria"},"yoast_head":"\nBaile del Tubo - Los pol\u00edticos Veracruz<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=3099\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"es_ES\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Baile del Tubo - Los pol\u00edticos Veracruz\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Brenda Caballero N\u00fameros Rojos Suena mi despertador. 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