{"id":3580,"date":"2013-10-07T12:21:00","date_gmt":"2013-10-07T12:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/?p=3580"},"modified":"2014-10-10T03:01:32","modified_gmt":"2014-10-10T03:01:32","slug":"circulos-ovoides","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=3580","title":{"rendered":"C\u00edrculos ovoides"},"content":{"rendered":"

Salvador Mu\u00f1oz<\/b>
Los Pol\u00edticos<\/i><\/p>\n

Un grito despert\u00f3 al chamaco: \u201cLev\u00e1ntate, huev\u00f3n\u2026 vas a llegar tarde a la escuela\u201d. Un zangoloteo acompa\u00f1\u00f3 al imperativo seguido de unas s\u00e1banas y cobertor que ca\u00edan al suelo.
Se levant\u00f3 y medio adormilado, vio dirigir a su madre a la cocina, donde fue recibida por su pap\u00e1: \u201c\u00a1Ap\u00farate vieja!, no seas huevona y dame el desayuno que ya es tarde\u2026 \u00bfya se levantaron los huevones?\u201d S\u00ed, se refer\u00eda a \u00e9l y su hermana, que ya estaba en el ba\u00f1o con la puerta cerrada.
El se\u00f1or sali\u00f3 en su auto. Ten\u00eda quince minutos para llegar y ten\u00eda que luchar contra la hora pico que ya se desataba en esa hora en las calles y avenidas de su ciudad.<\/a>
Un \u00a1Piiii! repetido hasta el cansancio con la est\u00fapida idea de creer que si hac\u00eda esc\u00e1ndalo con su claxon, el tr\u00e1fico se mover\u00eda m\u00e1s r\u00e1pido. S\u00f3lo consigui\u00f3 que el taxista que pas\u00f3 a su lado le gritara: \u201c\u00a1Ya c\u00e1llate. huev\u00f3n! Lev\u00e1ntate m\u00e1s temprano si no quieres que te agarre el tr\u00e1fico\u201d. Una mentada de madre fue su respuesta como dejo de impotencia.
El tr\u00e1fico avanzaba lento y el tiempo aprisa. Seguramente eso no lo tuvo contemplado Albert Einstein. Se asoma al carril contrario y ni un carro viene en ese sentido. Sin pensarlo, sale de la v\u00eda y entra a toda velocidad en el otro carril. Y justo cuando iba a llegar a la avenida, entra de golpe una patrulla que le cierra el paso\u2026
\u201cQue no sean los huevones de la polic\u00eda especializada, que no sean los huevones de la polic\u00eda especializada\u201d, pens\u00f3 y rog\u00f3 para sus adentros.
Un oficial se baj\u00f3 de la unidad y entonces se percat\u00f3 que eran agentes de tr\u00e1nsito. El oficial se dirigi\u00f3 con la seguridad de tener por los \u201ctompiates\u201d al infractor. Pidi\u00f3 orillar su carro para no entorpecer el tr\u00e1fico y luego los documentos.
\u2014Muy bonito\u2026 \u00bfte sientes muy huev\u00f3n, verdad? Mira que meterse en sentido contrario \u00a1y a toda velocidad! \u00bfQu\u00e9 tal si chocas?
\u2014Disc\u00falpeme oficial, pero se me hac\u00eda tarde para llegar a mi trabajo\u2026
\u2014Si es eso, nos hubieras dicho\u2026 \u00a1ahorita te abrimos paso para que llegues!
\u2014\u00bfDe verdad, oficial?
\u2014Claro que no, huev\u00f3n, lev\u00e1ntate m\u00e1s temprano si quieres llegar a tu trabajo puntual\u2026 aqu\u00ed est\u00e1 tu multa\u2026
Continu\u00f3 entonces su camino con el susto de su vida y una multa\u2026 de milagro no le sacaron para los chescos\u2026 y entonces, al incorporarse a la avenida para llegar a su trabajo, la cat\u00e1strofe: \u00a1Una manifestaci\u00f3n se dirig\u00eda al centro de la ciudad! \u201c\u00a1Poca madre! \u00bfY ahora qu\u00e9 quieren esos huevones?\u201d
La vuelta de rueda se apoder\u00f3 del tr\u00e1fico nuevamente\u2026 \u00a1los 10 minutos de tolerancia! \u00a1A\u00fan ten\u00eda los 10 minutos de tolerancia!
Cuando en una intersecci\u00f3n los maestros se separaron de la avenida, el tr\u00e1fico se desahog\u00f3 un poco, lo suficiente para acelerar el paso vehicular y tambi\u00e9n, con lo suficiente para al pasar, gritar a los manifestantes toda su frustraci\u00f3n: \u201c\u00a1Huevones! \u00a1P\u00f3nganse a trabajar!\u201d
Lleg\u00f3 al estacionamiento e ignor\u00f3 al lavacarros que le ofrec\u00eda sus servicios de limpieza automotriz\u2026 por la prisa, tampoco escuch\u00f3 el murmullo que \u00e9ste le lanz\u00f3 ante su despectiva actitud: \u201c\u00a1Pinche huev\u00f3n! de seguro se le hizo otra vez tarde\u201d.
Subi\u00f3 corriendo las escaleras. En su mente, s\u00f3lo ten\u00eda los 10 minutos de tolerancia y cuando lleg\u00f3, el reloj marcaba las 9:10. Meti\u00f3 la tarjeta y\u2026 \u00a19:11! Justo en ese momento cambiaban las manecillas lo que le daban el en\u00e9simo retardo de la quincena.
Entr\u00f3 a la oficina con un seco \u201cBuenos d\u00edas\u201d y no falt\u00f3 el que le respondiera: \u201c\u00a1Buenas noches!\u201d
Se sent\u00f3 y cuando prend\u00eda su computadora, lleg\u00f3 el d\u00e9spota de su jefe: \u201c\u00a1A ver, huevones\u2026 tenemos que sacar estos oficios antes de la salida a comer\u2026 as\u00ed que a chambear\u2026 y en especial t\u00fa, huev\u00f3n, que acabas de llegar\u201d.
Llega a su casa a las siete de la noche\u2026 se sienta en la sala\u2026 ni siquiera saluda a su esposa\u2026 toma una cerveza\u2026 y se queda dormido viendo la televisi\u00f3n\u2026
En eso llega su hijo. Su equipo, el Barcelona, gan\u00f3 con un gol de \u00e9l pues hace unos minutos estaba transformado en Messi. \u201c\u00a1Ganamos, mam\u00e1, ganamos!\u201d
\u2014C\u00e1llate m\u2019ijo, no ve que est\u00e1 durmiendo su pap\u00e1\u2026
\u2014\u00bfTan temprano? \u00a1Qu\u00e9 huev\u00f3n es!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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