{"id":3740,"date":"2013-08-17T18:37:00","date_gmt":"2013-08-17T18:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/?p=3740"},"modified":"2014-10-10T03:01:45","modified_gmt":"2014-10-10T03:01:45","slug":"inmoralejas-y-parabolitas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=3740","title":{"rendered":"Inmoralejas y Parabolitas"},"content":{"rendered":"
Salvador Mu\u00f1oz<\/b><\/div>\n
Los Pol\u00edticos<\/i><\/div>\n
<\/div>\n
Don Magno Garcimarrero Ochoa es un viejo eterno… Lo conoc\u00ed viejo y sigue igualito: viejo. No pasan por \u00e9l los a\u00f1os… \u00a1\u00e9l pasa por los a\u00f1os! Pero no es un \u201cviejo\u201d peyorativo ni \u00abpeyotivo\u00bb creo yo, aunque tanta imaginaci\u00f3n no puede ser producto del cacumen sano y puro… \u00a1algo se ha de meter para tener tanto ingenio!<\/div>\n
Si en alguien se puede encontrar sabidur\u00eda y picard\u00eda a la vez es en don Magno… Bueno, tambi\u00e9n en Benjam\u00edn, su cuate, en donde no se aplica la m\u00e1xima de que \u00abes lo mismo pero m\u00e1s barato\u00bb… A ambos les gusta lo bueno y bonito.<\/div>\n
Por eso, leer \u00abInmoralejas y Parabolitas\u00bb (su reciente \u00ablibro inmoral\u00bb… Sade del humor, podr\u00eda ser), me lleva al primer punto de estas l\u00edneas… Don Magno es un eterno viejo y tengo la ligera sospecha de que si le hubieran encargado escribir La Biblia, yo la leer\u00eda toda y no solamente el G\u00e9nesis y el Apocalipsis como siempre lo he hecho.<\/div>\n
Este Se\u00f1or hace de sus versos una burla para quienes pretendemos hacer rimas y la riqueza de su lenguaje simplemente hace imposible un \u00abarrim\u00f3n\u00bb a la estatura de su \u00abversatilidad\u00bb.<\/div>\n
Lo maravilloso es que, muy aparte de su perfecto ritmo, hace del refr\u00e1n una historia, un cuento y su picard\u00eda a la hora de narrar, nos hace recordar al Vale Bejarano, que conste, no el Se\u00f1or de las Ligas, sino el Se\u00f1or de las Rimas en Alvarado.<\/div>\n
Aunque eso s\u00ed, debo acusar extra\u00f1eza en uno de sus versos, el referente a \u00abEl que se va a la Villa…\u00bb<\/div>\n
Me permito poner las l\u00edneas de mi indignaci\u00f3n:<\/div>\n
\u00abEso le pas\u00f3 al partido<\/div>\n
que se aleja resignado<\/div>\n
despu\u00e9s de haberla cagado.<\/div>\n
Que m\u00e1s le hubiere valido<\/div>\n
sentarse estando estre\u00f1ido.<\/div>\n
y no hacer, de contentillo<\/div>\n
papel de tan poco brillo<\/div>\n
que por tal, perdi\u00f3 la silla\u2026<\/div>\n
Que agradezcan en la Villa<\/div>\n
No haber perdido el\u2026 registro\u00bb.<\/div>\n
Desde que lo conozco, siempre me gustado la desfachatez para llamar a las cosas por su nombre, vamos, aplicando el refr\u00e1n: al pan, pan y al pene, pene. Y me pone a pensar si la palabra final era \u00abanillo\u00bb o \u00abfundillo\u00bb.<\/div>\n
Claro, Magno nos ha de dar la opci\u00f3n del libre albedr\u00edo para que nosotros escojamos la que mejor nos plazca, lo que da pie a que pasemos a las \u00abParabolitas\u00bb. Para algunos, Magno no deja de ser un \u00abMeapilas\u00bb o \u00abComecuras\u00bb, para otros, \u00a1tambi\u00e9n! Su forma de ver la religi\u00f3n sencillamente no es apta para mi madre que pelaba tremendos ojotes cuando encontr\u00f3 en mi cabecera \u00abRevelaciones de Judas Tom\u00e1s\u00bb… Pobre mi madre tan persinada, aunque debo reconocer que se lo ley\u00f3 en una sola sentada.<\/div>\n
De las Parabolitas, me quedo con \u00abNo pongas la otra mejilla\u00bb pues fue la primera lecci\u00f3n que aprend\u00ed siendo mozalbete. Alguien me cachete\u00f3 y cuando se me acabaron los cachetes, me rompieron el hocico. S\u00ed, no hab\u00eda que seguir al pie de la letra lo que el padre nos dec\u00eda.<\/div>\n
\u00abInmoralejas y Parabolitas\u00bb las sazona el amigo Nicanor, caricaturista de humor fino que durante muchos a\u00f1os, ha hecho mancuerna perfecta con Magno, en algo as\u00ed como Batman y Rob\u00edn, el Gordo y el Flaco o Chon y Chano, entre otras parejas… Que conste, en esta \u00e9poca de aperturas y \u00abopen minds\u00bb, el d\u00fao no se malinterprete por un mal int\u00e9rprete.<\/div>\n
Aunque he de confesar que la primera vez que le\u00ed \u00abInmoralejas y Parabolitas\u00bb, la vi sin caricaturas… Ahora que lo tengo en las manos, sencillamente es perfecta la combinaci\u00f3n de dos talentos: las letras de Magno y los trazos de Nicanor. Calidad y tino. Ya ni se diga la portada que inmortaliza a varios amigos como a los mismos autores de tan divertida lectura, a Orlando Garc\u00eda, Javier Duarte, los Morales Garc\u00eda (Ely y Betogato), Tlacuilo, Buganza y otros.<\/div>\n
Ya para rematar, pongo un reto a don Magno, que siendo tan bueno con los versos, le ponga rima a \u00abIndio\u00bb, porque por m\u00e1s que intento, nunca he podido.<\/div>\n
Un abrazo don Magno y Nicanor… \u201cai\u201d se lo reparten.<\/div>\n
Por supuesto, est\u00e1 dem\u00e1s pedir que lo compren, porque un poco de relajo, sentido del humor envuelto con formas de ver la vida, bien vale la pena \u00a1y cien pesitos!<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Salvador Mu\u00f1oz Los Pol\u00edticos Don Magno Garcimarrero Ochoa es un viejo eterno… Lo conoc\u00ed viejo y sigue igualito: viejo. No pasan por \u00e9l los a\u00f1os… \u00a1\u00e9l pasa por los a\u00f1os! Pero no es un \u201cviejo\u201d peyorativo ni \u00abpeyotivo\u00bb creo yo, aunque tanta imaginaci\u00f3n no puede ser producto del cacumen sano y puro… \u00a1algo se ha […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"tdm_status":"","tdm_grid_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-3740","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-sin-categoria"},"yoast_head":"\nInmoralejas y Parabolitas - Los pol\u00edticos Veracruz<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=3740\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"es_ES\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Inmoralejas y Parabolitas - Los pol\u00edticos Veracruz\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Salvador Mu\u00f1oz Los Pol\u00edticos Don Magno Garcimarrero Ochoa es un viejo eterno… Lo conoc\u00ed viejo y sigue igualito: viejo. 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