{"id":3741,"date":"2013-08-17T18:35:00","date_gmt":"2013-08-17T18:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/?p=3741"},"modified":"2014-10-10T03:01:45","modified_gmt":"2014-10-10T03:01:45","slug":"que-inmoraleja-soy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=3741","title":{"rendered":"\u00a1Que Inmoraleja soy!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Brenda Caballero<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n

N\u00fameros Rojos<\/i><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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\u00a1Por supuesto que no hubo invitaciones! \u00bfa qui\u00e9<\/span><\/span>n se le invita a re<\/span><\/span>\u00ed<\/span><\/span>r, carcajearse o <\/span><\/span>ser mal pensado?<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Era una t\u00edpica tarde xalape\u00f1a, con chipi chipi y neblina, llegaba a la cita<\/span><\/span>, barri\u00e9ndome mientras el vigilante del lugar me dec\u00eda que le ec<\/span><\/span>haba un ojito a mi carro, \u00a1chin\u2026<\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/span>ojal\u00e1 y le eche los dos!<\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/span>P<\/span><\/span>ens\u00e9<\/span><\/span>.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Apresur\u00e9 el paso, m<\/span><\/span>ientras otras damas que iban hacia all\u00e1, hac\u00edan lo mismo. \u00a1Parec\u00eda carrera en tacones!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Era la presentaci\u00f3n del libro \u201cInmoralejas y Parabolitas<\/span><\/span>\u201d<\/span><\/span> de Magno Garcimarrero<\/span><\/span>,<\/span><\/span> ilustrado por su compinche arrepentido Nicanor Juanz.<\/span><\/span> \u00a1vaya t\u00edtulo! <\/span><\/span>Bueno al menos no presumi\u00f3 sus parabolotas.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Fui bien r<\/span><\/span>ecibida por Sergio Villa, pr\u00f3ximo paparazzo <\/span><\/span>de la pol\u00edtica xalape\u00f1a<\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/span>(<\/span><\/span>si<\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/span>no<\/span><\/span>,<\/span><\/span> acu\u00e9rdese <\/span><\/span>de m<\/span><\/span>\u00ed<\/span><\/span>)<\/span><\/span> quien <\/span><\/span>con c<\/span><\/span>\u00e1ma<\/span><\/span>ra en mano <\/span><\/span>\u201c<\/span><\/span>rafagueaba<\/span><\/span>\u201d<\/span><\/span> a todo el que <\/span><\/span>llegaba.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Una mesa con <\/span><\/span>varios libros era adornada por bellas edecanes<\/span><\/span>, quienes con una sonrisa invitaban al <\/span><\/span>p\u00fablico a tomar asiento<\/span><\/span>. Al fondo, uno de los hombres <\/span><\/span>que hizo este sue\u00f1o realidad: Orlando Garc\u00eda Ortiz y su editorial <\/span><\/span>Newsve<\/span><\/span>r\/Veranews<\/span><\/span>,<\/span><\/span> quien era acompa\u00f1ado<\/span><\/span> de su hijo<\/span><\/span> J<\/span><\/span>es\u00fas Orlando Garc\u00eda-Ortiz P\u00e9rez<\/span><\/span>.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Todo estaba listo. La mesa tambi\u00e9n y los hombres <\/span><\/span>en ella. No eran doce, eran seis<\/span><\/span>:<\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/span>el papanteco <\/span><\/span>Carlos Juan Islas<\/span><\/span>;<\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/span>el <\/span><\/span>\u201c<\/span><\/span>de la chaqueta<\/span><\/span>\u201d<\/span><\/span>,<\/span><\/span> Benjam\u00edn Garcimarrero<\/span><\/span>;<\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/span>\u201c<\/span><\/span>el chiquito<\/span><\/span>\u201d<\/span><\/span>,<\/span><\/span> Magno Garcimarrero<\/span><\/span>;<\/span><\/span> el ilustrador<\/span><\/span>,<\/span><\/span> Nicanor Juanz<\/span><\/span>;<\/span><\/span> el <\/span><\/span>de la dieta<\/span><\/span>prote<\/span><\/span>\u00ednica<\/span><\/span>,<\/span><\/span> Antonio Nemi D<\/span><\/span>ib<\/span><\/span>,<\/span><\/span> y el moderador Arma<\/span><\/span>ndo Ort<\/span><\/span>i<\/span><\/span>z, quien en<\/span><\/span> su columna<\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/span>\u201c<\/span><\/span>Magno Garcimarrero el <\/span><\/span>pierde almas<\/span><\/span>\u201d <\/span><\/span>nos ense\u00f1a que el humor tambi\u00e9n se le da\u2026<\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/span>\u00a1y bien!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Aunque creo <\/span><\/span>que <\/span><\/span>el acomodo estaba mal, \u00a1para m<\/span><\/span>\u00ed<\/span><\/span> que Nicanor no quiso estar en medio de los cuates!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

E<\/span><\/span>l primero que arranc\u00f3 con los comentarios fue <\/span><\/span>Carlos Juan Islas<\/span><\/span>,<\/span><\/span> quien se enfoco m\u00e1s a \u201cciertos atributos\u201d del libro<\/span><\/span>.<\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/span>P<\/span><\/span>or supuesto<\/span><\/span>,<\/span><\/span> al preguntarse si la educ<\/span><\/span>aci\u00f3n se mama, se imagina \u00bfa cu\u00e1<\/span><\/span>ntos podr\u00eda educar Sabrina?<\/span><\/span> O qu<\/span><\/span>\u00e9<\/span><\/span> tal las ya muy famosas<\/span><\/span>nylon<\/span><\/span> de Alejandra Guzm\u00e1n que ella considera insignificantes.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

No pod\u00eda faltar<\/span><\/span> la an\u00e9cdota de su hermano, de su cuate, quien se remont\u00f3 a\u00f1os atr\u00e1s para tratar de explicar el compor<\/span><\/span>tamiento de Magno<\/span><\/span>. Seg\u00fan \u00e9l,<\/span><\/span> todo <\/span><\/span>surgi\u00f3 desde su nacimiento pues era irreverente e irrespetuoso, sin embargo la culpa<\/span><\/span> de su primera inmoraleja<\/span><\/span> la tuvo \u201cesa chingada vieja\u201d que fue <\/span><\/span>con su madre<\/span><\/span>para que le tallara los \u201cnacidos\u201d o chabolas<\/span><\/span> y que cual ni\u00f1os corr\u00edan a subirse a un \u00e1rbol<\/span><\/span>, para evitar <\/span><\/span>tal tarea<\/span><\/span>;<\/span><\/span> sin embargo<\/span><\/span>,<\/span><\/span>eran bajados de inmediato y convencidos para cumplir con los prop\u00f3sitos de sanaci\u00f3n m\u00e1gica. Benjam\u00edn cuenta solo le escupi\u00f3 los nacidos, sin embargo Magno no corri\u00f3 con la misma suerte y le toco la bola, por lo que a la hora de comer pidi\u00f3 cloro y un sin n\u00famero de desinfectantes<\/span><\/span>.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Fue el turno de To\u00f1o Nemi, \u00fanico <\/span><\/span>funcionario presente que fue a echarse sus albures con<\/span><\/span> los cuates antes del <\/span><\/span>r<\/span><\/span>o<\/span><\/span>und <\/span><\/span>en el CEM<\/span><\/span>con los del Finamed.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Por principio<\/span><\/span>,<\/span><\/span> justific\u00f3 su asistencia en esa mesa<\/span><\/span>:<\/span><\/span> \u201camistad\u201d con ambos cuates: el de la chaqueta y el chiquito<\/span><\/span>,<\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/span>as\u00ed como<\/span><\/span> la introducci\u00f3n al tema por parte de Magno y de las im\u00e1genes <\/span><\/span>que de simp\u00e1ticas pasan a traum\u00e1<\/span><\/span>ticas<\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/span>de Nicanor, <\/span><\/span>como el del hombre que sigue el consejo b\u00edblico \u201cque la mano derecha no sepa lo que haga la izquierda\u201d<\/span><\/span>. No pudo dejar pasar el comentario de que el libro tiene algo de patri\u00f3tico<\/span><\/span>, pues defiende la honra de la violad\u00edsima Constituci\u00f3n.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Y para no desaprovechar el comercialote de la Secretaria de S<\/span><\/span>alud, dice que convoc<\/span><\/span>\u00f3<\/span><\/span> a un Congreso de M\u00e9dicos<\/span><\/span> para reflexionar sobre la sacrosanta <\/span><\/span>libertad de la <\/span><\/span>\u201c<\/span><\/span>flatulencia anal<\/span><\/span>\u201d<\/span><\/span>.<\/span><\/span>\u00bfHabr\u00e1 flatulencias de otros lados? Lo importante <\/span><\/span>es <\/span><\/span>que esos m\u00e9dicos concluyeron que no.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Nica, como lo llama Magno, fue el siguiente, su<\/span><\/span>s palabras fueron pocas, pues \u00e9l <\/span><\/span>se reconoce ser de mucho l\u00e1piz, sin embargo<\/span><\/span>,<\/span><\/span> agradeci\u00f3 haber conocido a los cuates Garcimarrero, finalizando con la frase: \u201cA<\/span><\/span>tr\u00e1s de un gran <\/span><\/span>M<\/span><\/span>agno<\/span><\/span>,<\/span><\/span> hay una gran borrachera de humor y de bohemia que nadie se la puede perder<\/span><\/span>\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Para cerrar con broche de oro, el autor de tanto verso inmoral: Magno, el cuate \u201cchiquito\u201d<\/span><\/span> de Nemi, agradeci\u00f3 <\/span><\/span>el <\/span><\/span>trabajo que seguramente se nota en el libro<\/span><\/span>:<\/span><\/span> de <\/span><\/span>Garc\u00eda Ortiz <\/span><\/span>(el billete)<\/span><\/span>,<\/span><\/span> de<\/span><\/span>A<\/span><\/span>rmando<\/span><\/span> (dise\u00f1o <\/span><\/span>y <\/span><\/span>acomodo)<\/span><\/span>,<\/span><\/span> pues lo han ido <\/span><\/span>A<\/span><\/span>rmando<\/span><\/span> y Orlando.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

R<\/span><\/span>esalt\u00f3 el trabajo de<\/span><\/span> N<\/span><\/span>ica<\/span><\/span>,<\/span><\/span> tan importante<\/span><\/span>, pues el <\/span><\/span>libro no <\/span><\/span>es el mismo sin <\/span><\/span>sus <\/span><\/span>dibujos<\/span><\/span>.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Agradeci\u00f3 las expresiones de a<\/span><\/span>fecto de los presentadores<\/span><\/span> y del p\u00fa<\/span><\/span>blico quienes llegaron mojados y se secaron adentro<\/span><\/span>, lo cuales por cierto<\/span><\/span> no dej<\/span><\/span>aban de re<\/span><\/span>\u00ed<\/span><\/span>r entre tanta ocurrencia de los hombres de la mesa.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Su discurso fue <\/span><\/span>una reflex<\/span><\/span>i\u00f3n a trav\u00e9s de la historia, sin embargo<\/span><\/span>,<\/span><\/span> el cl\u00edmax lleg\u00f3 cuando mencion<\/span><\/span>\u00f3<\/span><\/span> las agarraderas, \u00e9sas que escribi\u00f3 denunciando que las instituciones oficiales nos han dado<\/span><\/span> una agarrada de pendejos<\/span><\/span>;<\/span><\/span> creo <\/span><\/span>que <\/span><\/span>a todos nos lleg\u00f3<\/span><\/span>h<\/span><\/span>ondo<\/span><\/span>,<\/span><\/span> pues las ca<\/span><\/span>rcajadas no se hicieron esperar, pues desgraciadamente siempre \u201chay aprovechados\u201d<\/span><\/span>.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Los aplausos no se hicieron esperar<\/span><\/span> y despu\u00e9s de compartir la mesa<\/span><\/span>,<\/span><\/span> viene el vino, que fue muy bien a<\/span><\/span>c<\/span><\/span>ompa\u00f1ado de canap\u00e9s salados y<\/span><\/span> dulces, as\u00ed como vino de honor, todo bien organizado por Rosa Mar\u00eda.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Pl\u00e1tica, risas, fotos, vinos, <\/span><\/span>saludos, besitos, abrazos iban y ven\u00edan entre los presentes, mientras Eligio Morales hac\u00eda memoria de la bohemia<\/span><\/span>;<\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/span>Felipe Hakim Simon estaba muy bien acompa\u00f1ado por su esposa (desde luego)<\/span><\/span>;<\/span><\/span> Beto Gato presum\u00eda<\/span><\/span>tremendo aparato <\/span><\/span>( su c\u00e1mara fotogr\u00e1fica)<\/span><\/span>;<\/span><\/span> Natalia Petrone se desped\u00ed<\/span><\/span>a temprano<\/span><\/span>,<\/span><\/span> pues ten\u00eda mucho que estudiar<\/span><\/span>;<\/span><\/span> Le\u00f3n Ruiz platicaba de su programa y Gustavo Cadena llegaba tarde (ven\u00eda de una comida)<\/span><\/span>.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Pero ya no le cuento m\u00e1s, compre su libro por la m\u00f3dica cantidad de cien pesos<\/span><\/span>,<\/span><\/span> no sea que le hagan mal de ojo o lo agarren de pendejo.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Pd: Un llamado a Nicanor que se llev\u00f3 mi libro curvil\u00edneamente autografiado.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Email: <\/span><\/span>caballero_brenda@hotmail.com<\/span><\/span><\/a>  <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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