{"id":3761,"date":"2013-08-09T15:24:00","date_gmt":"2013-08-09T15:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/?p=3761"},"modified":"2014-10-10T03:01:46","modified_gmt":"2014-10-10T03:01:46","slug":"utiles-para-inutiles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=3761","title":{"rendered":"\u00datiles para In\u00fatiles"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Salvador Mu\u00f1oz<\/b><\/p>\n<div><i>Los Pol\u00edticos<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Si ha o\u00eddo eso de que los libros de Texto vienen plagados de \u201chorrores ortogr\u00e1ficos\u201d, estimado Se\u00f1or Padre de Familia, por favor, no se preocupe, tampoco eche pestes contra nuestras autoridades educativas ni sufra por el futuro de su hijo\u2026 est\u00e1 plenamente comprobado que ning\u00fan libro, limpio de errores, garantiza el triunfo de sus reto\u00f1os en el futuro.<br \/>Quiz\u00e1s deba preocuparse si el maestro de su v\u00e1stago est\u00e1 en condiciones de no repetir los \u201chorrores ortogr\u00e1ficos\u201d que aparecen en los libros&#8230; \u00a1eso s\u00ed ser\u00eda catastr\u00f3fico!<br \/>Ahora, se quiera o no, debemos agradecer que los Libros de Texto Gratuitos todav\u00eda tengan esa clasificaci\u00f3n: \u201cGratuitos\u201d.<a name='more'><\/a><br \/>Y no tanto porque aplique el \u201cA caballo regalado&#8230;\u201d, no. 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