{"id":40309,"date":"2018-03-08T22:55:12","date_gmt":"2018-03-09T04:55:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/?p=40309"},"modified":"2018-03-08T21:01:18","modified_gmt":"2018-03-09T03:01:18","slug":"el-principio-del-caos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=40309","title":{"rendered":"El principio del caos"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Salvador Mu\u00f1oz<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Los Pol\u00edticos<\/em><br \/>\n\u00bfQu\u00e9 se necesita para ocasionar el caos?<br \/>\nPara la Mujer, es la cantaleta que se tiene que chutar cada vez que salimos juntos en el carro. Ya sin contar el juego de Loter\u00eda vial que canto mejor que cualquier animador de feria: \u00a1El perro! \u00a1El anciano! \u00a1La se\u00f1ora! \u00a1El urbano! \u00a1El bache! \u00a1El verde! \u00a1El rojo! Agregue a ello mi sentido previsor, al que la Mujer llama gentilmente \u201ccatastrofista\u201d, cuando le digo que tenga cuidado con el tipo de adelante, porque puede virar sin anunciar, porque va hablando por celular; o en un cruce, que tenga cuidado porque puede salir un perro, una persona, una bici, un tipo&#8230; \u00a1Vamos! si hoy, la posibilidad de que te caiga encima un helic\u00f3ptero y mueras ya no es descartable, \u00bfpor qu\u00e9 s\u00ed cualquiera de mis teor\u00edas previsoras o como las llama ella: \u00a1catastrofistas!?<br \/>\nAl final, todo lo concluyo, mientras viajamos en el carro, a un \u201c\u00bfQu\u00e9 se necesita para ocasionar el caos?\u201d<br \/>\nII<br \/>\nDesde que se inaugur\u00f3 la carretera Xalapa-Coatepec, he ido a ese bello municipio las m\u00e1s veces en lo que va del a\u00f1o, que en el 2017. Hace una semana, precisamente, despu\u00e9s de haber celebrado el cumplea\u00f1os de Ursus, don Joaqu\u00edn Alc\u00e1ntara Hern\u00e1ndez(+) al lado de su apreciable familia, tom\u00e9 el carro y&#8230; s\u00ed, ya conduzco carro.<br \/>\nTiene como un a\u00f1o que decid\u00ed dejar la mota&#8230; digo, la moto, por cuestiones de seguridad, y es que despu\u00e9s de ser testigo de un accidente de un par de motociclistas en la avenida L\u00e1zaro C\u00e1rdenas as\u00ed como despu\u00e9s de la \u00faltima gran empapada que me di al verme sorprendido por una tormenta, dije: \u00a1Hasta aqu\u00ed de andar en moto! Entonces compramos un cochecito, de \u00e9sos que llaman \u201czapatito\u201d, en funci\u00f3n de adaptarme a manejar lo m\u00e1s f\u00e1cil y r\u00e1pido posible, por sus peque\u00f1as dimensiones. Arturo Reyes Gonz\u00e1lez, el hijo de mi otro amigo, Arturo Reyes Isidoro, le llama \u201cel Bola de Oro\u201d, no porque sea redondo, sino por los colores: negro con naranja, que a su juicio, lo hacen parecer una bolsa del tradicional caf\u00e9 de Xalapa. El abuelo de la Mujer como otros amigos, entre ellos Lety Rosado y Naldy Rodr\u00edguez, le dicen \u201cel Chiquito\u201d. Imaginen c\u00f3mo me fastidiaron despu\u00e9s de que lea el siguiente segmento.<br \/>\nIII<br \/>\nPero les dec\u00eda&#8230; salgo de la hacienda Zimpizahua y me encamino a esa carretera nueva que para m\u00ed, en verdad es un placer viajar en ella. Part\u00ed antes de que oscureciera, con ganas de ganarle a la noche, porque ya por la edad, mi vista como que se va agotando&#8230; \u00a1y que choco!<br \/>\nNo me lo crea&#8230; pero as\u00ed como en la pel\u00edcula \u201cDestino Final\u201d, hubo varias se\u00f1ales&#8230; en la ma\u00f1ana que sal\u00ed de la casa, justo al incorporarme a la avenida L\u00e1zaro C\u00e1rdenas, vi a un atropellado; al cruzar el puente Bicentenario, cerca de la unidad Pomona, una camioneta estuvo a punto de impactarme&#8230; por la plaza Am\u00e9ricas, un cami\u00f3n que transportaba postes, se detuvo de imprevisto ocasionando caos vehicular&#8230; bueno, pretextos nos sobran cuando chocamos porque en mi caso, fue de la manera m\u00e1s absurda que pudiera imaginar: Ir en el carril de alta velocidad y pasarme al otro, para que en un leve descuido, me fuera a impactar en el trasero de una camioneta&#8230; \u00bfcreer\u00e1 el lector que no me percat\u00e9 de que estaban detenidos los carros del carril al que me incorpor\u00e9? \u00a1Qu\u00e9 pinche verg\u00fcenza sent\u00ed! Se baj\u00f3 un se\u00f1or que ara\u00f1aba la tercera edad junto con su esposa, mientras yo les rogaba que se subieran por temor a que los fueran a atropellar a la vez que les dec\u00eda que ya hab\u00eda llamado a la aseguradora.<br \/>\n\u00a1Ah! Perd\u00f3n&#8230; creo que no fui claro&#8230; choqu\u00e9 pero en L\u00e1zaro C\u00e1rdenas, no en la carretera Xalapa-Coatepec, a la que muchos tachan de \u201cpeligrosa\u201d&#8230; \u00a1La manga! Una carretera no es peligrosa, sino el que conduce. Y as\u00ed como se lo dije a la pareja que impact\u00e9, asumo toda la responsabilidad por la leve distracci\u00f3n que tuve&#8230; Por supuesto, brind\u00e9 a mis xalape\u00f1os media hora de entorpecimiento vehicular en el carril de en medio, pero que al final, no deja de demostrar mi tesis: \u00bfQu\u00e9 se necesita para ocasionar el caos? \u00a1Un pendejo!<br \/>\nsmcainito@gmail.com<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Salvador Mu\u00f1oz Los Pol\u00edticos \u00bfQu\u00e9 se necesita para ocasionar el caos? Para la Mujer, es la cantaleta que se tiene que chutar cada vez que salimos juntos en el carro. Ya sin contar el juego de Loter\u00eda vial que canto mejor que cualquier animador de feria: \u00a1El perro! \u00a1El anciano! \u00a1La se\u00f1ora! \u00a1El urbano! \u00a1El [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"tdm_status":"","tdm_grid_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[70],"tags":[11135,10173,11136],"class_list":{"0":"post-40309","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-de-opinion","7":"tag-caos","8":"tag-carretera-xalapa-coatepec","9":"tag-hacienda-zimpizahua"},"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>El principio del caos - Los pol\u00edticos Veracruz<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=40309\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"es_ES\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"El principio del caos - Los pol\u00edticos Veracruz\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Salvador Mu\u00f1oz Los Pol\u00edticos \u00bfQu\u00e9 se necesita para ocasionar el caos? 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