{"id":4190,"date":"2013-03-08T14:10:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-08T14:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/?p=4190"},"modified":"2014-10-10T03:02:24","modified_gmt":"2014-10-10T03:02:24","slug":"el-doc-nemi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=4190","title":{"rendered":"El Doc Nemi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Salvador Mu\u00f1oz<\/b><br \/> <i>Los Pol\u00edticos<\/i><\/p>\n<div>La designaci\u00f3n de Juan Antonio Nemi Dib como titular de Salud no sorprende. El cordob\u00e9s es un aut\u00e9ntico camale\u00f3n y milusos, en el buen sentido de la palabra, que donde quiera que se le ponga, se adapta y da resultados.<br \/>S\u00f3lo basta recordar que Nemi ha sido desde subsecretario, diputado, presidente (de la Fundaci\u00f3n Colosio), polic\u00eda, panadero, columnista, fot\u00f3grafo, presentador y hacedor de libros, director, secretario privado, conductor en programa de TV, teatrero y hasta actor (c\u00edzcalo, c\u00edzcalo, Diablo panz\u00f3n), adem\u00e1s de lo que se me pase\u2026 as\u00ed que por qu\u00e9 no, titular de Salud.<a name='more'><\/a><br \/>No s\u00e9 si haya problemas en dicha \u00e1rea pero si los hay, aplicando la l\u00ednea que marca el nuevo PRI, es seguro entonces que debiera estar bajo investigaci\u00f3n el m\u00e9dico Pablo Anaya as\u00ed como es m\u00e1s seguro que en estos momentos, Nemi Dib tenga, por decirlo de alg\u00fan modo \u00a1el consultorio lleno!<br \/>Porque, se quiera o no, es de los pocos pol\u00edticos que siempre tienen una respuesta (y lo mejor) as\u00ed como una soluci\u00f3n a cuanto problema administrativo y pol\u00edtico se presente, baste checar sus primeras consultas:<br \/>* Contra la indigesti\u00f3n de manifestaciones, la receta que dio el Doc Nemi a Gerardo Buganza, fueron un par de hostias antes de llegar a Palacio; un par de hostias en la comida y otro par en la cena, con sus respectivos rezos\u2026 \u00a1ah! y pasadas por agua&#8230; \u00a1bendita!<br \/>* Para ese tr\u00e1fico intestinal que le hace imposible cruzar el centro de la ciudad, el titular de Tr\u00e1nsito del Estado, Roberto L\u00f3pez Santoyo, se ha de tomar un Activia a cualquier hora pico aplicando ligeros golpes en las rodillas cuando se encuentre \u201cde aguilita\u201d\u2026<br \/>* Para Ra\u00fal Zarrabal, quien acaba de decepcionar a sus seguidores, el galeno Nemi le sugiri\u00f3 una dieta rica en Vitamina B6 porque se ve que le faltaron huevos\u2026 en su alimentaci\u00f3n.<br \/>* En el caso de Uriel Flores Aguayo y Juan Vergel Pacheco, que sufren de n\u00e1useas ante algunos \u201cmilitantes\u201d que han puesto por los suelos la imagen del Sol Azteca, nada mejor que oler un \u201clim\u00f3n perredista\u201d\u2026 es decir, \u00a1bien partido!<br \/>* Para el hoyuelo del subsecretario de la Juventud, un supositorio aunque cueste trabajo\u2026 \u00bfeh? Perd\u00f3n, escrib\u00ed mal: Suponen los j\u00f3venes que no ha hecho un buen trabajo el subsecretario Eloy Helo\u2026 \u00a1ahora s\u00ed! Bueno, \u00bfy eso qu\u00e9 tiene que ver con Salud? \u00a1Ni al caso!<br \/>* Para los mareos de la diputada Karime Aguilera Guzm\u00e1n, no hay remedio m\u00e1s que el tiempo\u2026 el tiempo que le dure su curul.<br \/>* El insomnio que sufre Manuel Emilio Mart\u00ednez de Leo no es porque est\u00e9 a punto de perder la Denominaci\u00f3n de Caf\u00e9 Veracruz, ni por la roya, ni por el Drag\u00f3n Chino, ni por el Amarillamiento de la Palma, ni por los precios del az\u00facar, ni porque nom\u00e1s piense en el campo\u2026 de Golf\u2026 sabr\u00e1 Dios por qu\u00e9 no puede dormir, pero el Doc Nemi tiene un remedio que el Cham\u00e1n Magno Garcimarrero le aconsej\u00f3: \u00a1No hay insomnio que aguante tres chaquetas!<br \/>* Un mal com\u00fan en las diputadas es la celulitis\u2026 por m\u00e1s que la quieran ocultar es evidente y el remedio que Nemi Dib da no se basa en comer pi\u00f1a\u2026 el tratamiento es m\u00e1s sencillo pero se debi\u00f3 seguir desde la infancia: respeto a las dem\u00e1s personas y no estar \u201ctexteando\u201d con el m\u00f3vil a cada rato.<br \/>* Ante los casos de quemadas, como la que sufri\u00f3 \u201cVicho\u201d Velasco Chedraui ante el galanteo (aceptado) de un var\u00f3n dudoso (por orden de la SCJN ya no podemos citar frases que suenen homof\u00f3bicas), recomiendan algunos compresas con agua fr\u00eda\u2026 Nemi Dib receta ajo y agua\u2026 \u00a1a-joderse y agua-ntarse!<br \/>* Tabletas de Vitamina C es el consejo que le dio Nemi Dib a Tavo Sousa \u00a1para que ya no la haga de tos! El candidato es Ram\u00f3n Poo.<br \/>* A manera de medicina preventiva contra el dolor de huesos para los pol\u00edticos, el titular de Salud sugiere dieta de chapul\u00edn, es decir, brincar de puesto en puesto.<br \/>* Y para los pol\u00edticos que andan sin chamba, un tecito de Dalai\u2026 \u201cDale-ai\u201d un puesto en la secretar\u00eda\u2026 \u201cDale-ai\u201d un puesto como director\u2026 \u201cDale-ai\u201d la suplencia como candidato\u2026<br \/>As\u00ed las cosas en la secretar\u00eda de Salud, evidencia Nemi Dib que para trabajar, basta disciplina y resultados aunque para ello, se tenga que meter de Doctor.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Salvador Mu\u00f1oz Los Pol\u00edticos La designaci\u00f3n de Juan Antonio Nemi Dib como titular de Salud no sorprende. El cordob\u00e9s es un aut\u00e9ntico camale\u00f3n y milusos, en el buen sentido de la palabra, que donde quiera que se le ponga, se adapta y da resultados.S\u00f3lo basta recordar que Nemi ha sido desde subsecretario, diputado, presidente (de [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"tdm_status":"","tdm_grid_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-4190","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-sin-categoria"},"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>El Doc Nemi - Los pol\u00edticos Veracruz<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=4190\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"es_ES\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"El Doc Nemi - Los pol\u00edticos Veracruz\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Salvador Mu\u00f1oz Los Pol\u00edticos La designaci\u00f3n de Juan Antonio Nemi Dib como titular de Salud no sorprende. 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