{"id":4212,"date":"2013-03-01T04:17:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-01T04:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/?p=4212"},"modified":"2014-10-10T03:02:26","modified_gmt":"2014-10-10T03:02:26","slug":"primer-viernes-de-marzo-2013","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=4212","title":{"rendered":"Primer Viernes de Marzo 2013"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Salvador Mu\u00f1oz<\/b><\/p>\n<div><i>Los Pol\u00edticos<\/i><\/p>\n<p>S\u00f3lo una vez en la vida me han hecho una \u201climpia\u201d&#8230; no, no me defraud\u00f3 Herviz con alguna casa&#8230; tampoco me robaron en el centro mi celular&#8230; ni pertenezco a sindicato alguno. Me refiero a las \u201climpias\u201d de a devis, de \u00e9sas donde te pasan ramas y sahuman. Fue en Nanciyaga. No fue por un asunto de fe, dolencias, malas vibras o que alguien me hubiera echado \u201cojo\u201d, no&#8230; simplemente fue un trabajo period\u00edstico.<a name='more'><\/a>La sensaci\u00f3n que me embarg\u00f3 mientras una mujer pasaba por mi cuerpo ramas y humo a la vez que hac\u00eda las oraciones m\u00e1s bellas jam\u00e1s escuchadas por m\u00ed, hizo que me estremeciera por tanto deseo bondadoso para mi persona que juro, ten\u00eda las l\u00e1grimas a punto de saltar&#8230;<br \/>Tengo la certeza que lo que haya hecho esa mujer, hasta el momento funciona.<br \/>Primer Viernes de Marzo. Respeto la fe y creencias de la gente&#8230; dir\u00edan por ah\u00ed: Qu\u00e9 tan grande ha de ser Dios que puede ser amado en mil formas&#8230; \u00a1y tambi\u00e9n el Diablo!<br \/>Y es que pareciera que el Primer Viernes de Marzo se adelant\u00f3 en muchos lados y en muchas personas.<br \/>* Que conste, no se necesita ser brujo, hechicero o cham\u00e1n para hacer una buena limpia y si no, que lo diga la gente de Limpia P\u00fablica que ayer por la noche del mi\u00e9rcoles, hac\u00eda el aseo en la Plaza Lerdo despu\u00e9s de que fuera abandonada por los 400 Pueblos&#8230;<br \/>* En el caso de Elba Esther Gordillo, no hubo sahumada y mucho menos ahumada&#8230; todav\u00eda hay quienes piensan que es una cortina de humo para clavarnos el IVA a Medicina y Alimentos as\u00ed como la privatizaci\u00f3n de Pemex.<br \/>* A quien s\u00ed le urge una \u201climpia\u201d es a Juan Vergel Pacheco&#8230; \u00a1pero de perredistas! Mira que tener el enemigo en casa y que todav\u00eda te acusen de \u201cbrujo\u201d&#8230; s\u00ed, porque dicen que \u201climpi\u00f3\u201d las prerrogativas del partido&#8230;<br \/>* Claro que en el PAN, no cantan tan mal \u201cLa Bruja\u201d (digo, para estar a tono)&#8230; all\u00e1 al menos, no desaparecen las prerrogativas; en el blanquiazul desaparecen \u00a1a los militantes! del padr\u00f3n, conste, del padr\u00f3n&#8230;<br \/>* Porque donde son buenos para \u201cdesaparecer\u201d, es en Alvarado y no porque Sarita Herrera sea bruja, no&#8230; pero preg\u00fantenle d\u00f3nde anda su polic\u00eda municipal.<br \/>* Y qu\u00e9 ser\u00eda del Primer Viernes de Marzo sin amuletos&#8230; el PRI, por ejemplo, ya trajo el suyo, uno para atraer la fortuna, el dinero y el \u00e9xito&#8230; a costa de lo que sea&#8230; le llaman Fidel&#8230;.<br \/>* Ahora que si usted es empresario y quiere un amuleto que proteja su negocio, nada mejor que la herradura&#8230; la puede conseguir con un pol\u00edtico&#8230; la mayor\u00eda la trae puesta.<br \/>* Si usted va a hacerse una limpia, que se la hagan con Albahaca o Ruda, pero evite a toda costa al Romero&#8230; Deschamps; no sea que le pase la mala vibra.<br \/>* No le extra\u00f1e encontrar en Catemaco gran cantidad de pol\u00edticos deseosos de que los atienda el brujo para pedirle un \u201camarre\u201d&#8230; por supuesto: \u00a1el amarre de su candidatura!<br \/>* Lo curioso es que en Catemaco, se sigue venerando a la Madre Tierra pero en el resto del estado se le sigue dando en la Madre a la Tierra, a los R\u00edos, a las Lagunas, a las Playas&#8230;<br \/>* Claro que para las malas vibras, qu\u00e9 mejor que el amuleto que vence a los \u201cojetes\u201d, o el mal de ojo, como quiera decirlo&#8230; la \u201cContra\u201d&#8230; as\u00ed, si le echan de habladas, si lo demandan o atacan, se utiliza este amuleto: la contra-r\u00e9plica, la contra-demanda y el contra-ataque&#8230; a ver qui\u00e9n se cansa primero.<br \/>* Claro que las mejores limpias se dan en Sefiplan y van de todo&#8230; desde contribuyentes a los que los \u201climpian\u201d de sus bolsillos, hasta a contribuyentes que los \u201climpian\u201d de sus impuestos para no deber nada&#8230; \u00a1ah! sin contar los robos en poblado de lap-tops a la hora de la comida&#8230; \u00a1poca madre!<br \/>* Aunque claro, el mejor curandero que puede conocer, no est\u00e1 en Catemaco, sino m\u00e1s cerca de usted&#8230; es el cl\u00e1sico compadre, amigo, alcahuete o parecido, que cuando lo vea en la peor de las condiciones, siempre lo va a aliviar con esa oraci\u00f3n que viene del alma: \u00bfTons qu\u00e9, compadre&#8230; nos la curamos?<br \/>Pase un buen Primer Viernes de Marzo y sobre todo \u00a1buena vibra! y si no, \u00a1un buen vibrador! <\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Salvador Mu\u00f1oz Los Pol\u00edticos S\u00f3lo una vez en la vida me han hecho una \u201climpia\u201d&#8230; no, no me defraud\u00f3 Herviz con alguna casa&#8230; tampoco me robaron en el centro mi celular&#8230; ni pertenezco a sindicato alguno. Me refiero a las \u201climpias\u201d de a devis, de \u00e9sas donde te pasan ramas y sahuman. Fue en Nanciyaga. 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