{"id":4384,"date":"2013-01-02T03:27:00","date_gmt":"2013-01-02T03:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/?p=4384"},"modified":"2014-10-10T03:02:38","modified_gmt":"2014-10-10T03:02:38","slug":"pronosticos-2013","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=4384","title":{"rendered":"Pron\u00f3sticos 2013"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Salvador Mu\u00f1oz<\/b><br \/><i>Los Pol\u00edticos<\/i><\/p>\n<div>Inicia cada quien un a\u00f1o con nuevos br\u00edos, esperanzas y prop\u00f3sitos alentados con una copa de champ\u00e1n, para los ricos; de sidra, para los proletariados (dixit Pau) y cocacola, para los jodidos, aderezada con doce m\u00edsticas uvas que s\u00f3lo los que pudieron pagar, engulleron en cada campanada del primer minuto del a\u00f1o&#8230;<br \/>Lo curioso de estos br\u00edos, esperanzas y prop\u00f3sitos (que van desde no volver a empinar el codo aunque se inicie el a\u00f1o bien pedo, hacer ejercicio para reducir las llantas o la panza chelera pero atasc\u00e1ndose en el recalentado, no madrear a la se\u00f1ora bajo el esquema de \u201cte pego porque te quiero\u201d y \u201cp\u00e9game pero no me dejes\u201d y cantidad de buenas intenciones), es que a la semana, la famosa cuesta de enero har\u00e1 que de ellos nos olvidemos.<br \/>Por ello, en aras de no malgastar esas ilusiones en cosas que jam\u00e1s habr\u00e1n de cumplirse, muchos acuden mejor a las predicciones de grandes maestros, brujos o adivinadores, que igual pueden endulzar o agriar el o\u00eddo de quien los consulta.<a name='more'><\/a><br \/>Para aquellos seres especiales que jam\u00e1s saben cumplir sus promesas, es decir, nuestros pol\u00edticos, van las predicciones m\u00e1s chipocludas de Monsieur Leput Thomson para este 2013&#8230;<br \/>1.- Veracruz vivir\u00e1 seis meses de intensa actividad electoral y seis meses de intensa actividad postelectoral&#8230;<br \/>2.- Entre enero y febrero habr\u00e1 una plaga en el Congreso local y quiz\u00e1s en el Gabinete, as\u00ed como en alcald\u00edas&#8230; chapulines pol\u00edticos saltar\u00e1n de un lado en otro en aras de sus intereses personales pretextando que son los intereses del pueblo&#8230;<br \/>3.- Elizabeth Morales demostrar\u00e1 un a\u00f1o m\u00e1s que la amistad que la une con Ver\u00f3nica Rodr\u00edguez Avila es superior a los intereses de la ciudad&#8230; si no, c\u00f3mo entender que el carro recolector de basura tiene m\u00e1s de una semana que no pasa por mi casa&#8230; perros, gatos y ratas compartir\u00e1n con Elizabeth Morales la misma simpat\u00eda por la directora de Limpia P\u00fablica.<br \/>4.- Rodrigo Montoya, presidente del Frente Juvenil Revolucionario en Xalapa, estar\u00e1 en la planilla para la alcald\u00eda&#8230; aunque se desconoce en qu\u00e9 lugar&#8230;<br \/>5.- Autoridades estatales y municipales consumir\u00e1n grandes cantidades de Activia pensando que con ello lograr\u00e1n agilizar el tr\u00e1nsito lento que se vive en la ciudad&#8230; en pocas palabras: \u00a1seguir\u00e1 el pinche tr\u00e1fico!<br \/>6.- Despu\u00e9s de que Catemaco, Zozocolco y Zontecomatl\u00e1n sean nominados \u201cPueblos M\u00e1gicos\u201d, el secretario de Turismo recibir\u00e1 una beca para estudiar al Colegio Hogwarts en reconocimiento a los logros alcanzados: sacar de la jugada a la bruja que estaba y sin varita m\u00e1gica de por medio.<br \/>7.- Ra\u00fal Arias Lovillo contraer\u00e1 matrimonio y adornar\u00e1 la Catedral con pura Dalia&#8230;<br \/>8.- En dicha boda, Karime Aguilera tendr\u00e1 oportunidad de tomar su \u00faltimo tren en la aventada del ramo&#8230;<br \/>9.- En este mes contraer\u00e1n matrimonio Juan Manuel del Castillo y Natalie Soto. 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