{"id":4964,"date":"2012-06-12T00:47:00","date_gmt":"2012-06-12T00:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/?p=4964"},"modified":"2014-10-10T03:03:20","modified_gmt":"2014-10-10T03:03:20","slug":"si-fuera-mujer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=4964","title":{"rendered":"Si fuera mujer&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Salvador Mu\u00f1oz<\/b><br \/><i>Los Pol\u00edticos<\/i>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div>Hagamos un ejercicio de imaginaci\u00f3n&#8230; creo que esas fueron las palabras que alcanc\u00e9 a o\u00edr de Josefina V\u00e1zquez mientras sal\u00eda del ba\u00f1o&#8230; yo, no Chepina&#8230; me secaba y empec\u00e9 a o\u00edr lo que parec\u00eda un chiste que refer\u00eda el pensar a Pe\u00f1a Nieto, Andr\u00e9s Manuel y Quadri, como si fueran mujeres&#8230; ten\u00eda que salir de casa as\u00ed que ya no alcanc\u00e9 en qu\u00e9 conclu\u00eda el ejercicio de imaginaci\u00f3n pero lo que escuch\u00e9, me bast\u00f3 para saber que Josefina empezaba mal el debate&#8230;<br \/>No obstante, la idea se me qued\u00f3 clavada&#8230;<br \/>* Si Enrique Pe\u00f1a Nieto fuera mujer&#8230; \u00bfqui\u00e9n ser\u00eda? \u00bfNinel Conde? \u00bfUna Miss Universo orando por la paz del mundo?&#8230; \u00a1No! Ser\u00eda Ang\u00e9lica Rivera&#8230; \u00a1La Gaviota!<br \/>* Si Andr\u00e9s Manuel L\u00f3pez Obrador fuera mujer&#8230; \u00bfqui\u00e9n ser\u00eda? \u00a1Pues la Chimoltrufia! porque as\u00ed como dice una cosa, dice otra&#8230;<br \/>* Si Quadri fuera mujer&#8230; \u00a1ah\u00ed no hay p\u00ecerde! Ser\u00eda Elba Esther&#8230;<br \/>\u00a1Vamos! el ejercicio de imaginaci\u00f3n de Josefina no s\u00e9 si haya tenido el efecto deseado entre los potenciales electores pero en m\u00ed, me oblig\u00f3 a pensar en qu\u00e9 mujeres ser\u00edan nuestros pol\u00edticos:<a name='more'><\/a><br \/>* Reynaldo Escobar ser\u00eda \u00a1Beatriz Paredes Rangel!<br \/>* Alejandro Montano ser\u00eda \u201cDo\u00f1a Zoyla\u201d (c\u00e9lebre personaje de H\u00e9ctor Su\u00e1rez), por aquello de Zoyla Guardaespaldas, Zoyla Polic\u00eda, Zoyla periodista, Zoyla candidata&#8230;<br \/>* Manuel de Le\u00f3n Maza, administrativo de Buganza, ser\u00eda La Beba Galv\u00e1n, \u00a1por ser tan fino y delicado!<br \/>* Pepe Yunes Zorrilla ser\u00eda Lola la Trailera, porque a pesar de lo chafa de la pel\u00edcula, puede terminar en \u00e9xito.<br \/>* Jorge Carvallo ser\u00eda la Do\u00f1a, Mar\u00eda F\u00e9lix&#8230; es que lo Divo, no se lo quita \u00a1ni con cambio de sexo!<br \/>* Eduardo Andrade S\u00e1nchez ser\u00eda el c\u00e9lebre personaje de \u201cLas Ficheras\u201d, interpretado por Carmen Salinas&#8230; \u00a1La Corcholata! Preg\u00fantenle al Ticher L\u00f3pez D\u00f3riga&#8230;<br \/>* Luis Videgaray, el coordinador de campa\u00f1a de Pe\u00f1a Nieto, ser\u00eda Yuri, la cantante jarocha, porque en su desempe\u00f1o le toc\u00f3 \u201cLa Maldita Primavera\u201d<br \/>* Dante Delgado ser\u00eda Armando Palomo, o Jaqueline Arizmendi, o Libertad, o Laisa&#8230; \u00a1como sea! ambos, tanto el pol\u00edtico como el transexual, hacen de su vida un papalote, lo empinan como mejor les favorezca el viento&#8230;<br \/>* Gerardo Buganza sin lugar a dudas ser\u00eda \u201cChabelita\u201d&#8230; con eso de que se la pasa en el Confesionario&#8230;<br \/>* Julen Rementer\u00eda ser\u00eda Alejandra Guzm\u00e1n&#8230; porque as\u00ed como se las inflaron, \u00a1se las desinflaron!<br \/>* Y ya para concluir este ejercicio de imaginaci\u00f3n, \u00a1\u00e9sta se las dejo a ustedes!: \u00bfA cu\u00e1ntos de nuestros pol\u00edticos les gustar\u00eda ser Gloria Trevi, para traer el pelo suelto? \u00a1No! \u00bfC\u00f3mo que Marcelo, c\u00f3mo que Mota, c\u00f3mo que Nemesio? \u00a1Ser\u00edan los hermanos Marco Antonio y Oliver Aguilar Yunes! \u00bfno ven que est\u00e1n pelones?<\/p>\n<p>e-mail: dor00@hotmail.com<br \/>twitter: Los_Politicos<br \/>pag:<a href=\"http:\/\/www.zoociedadanonima.com\/\"> www.zoociedadanonima.com<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Salvador Mu\u00f1ozLos Pol\u00edticos&nbsp; Hagamos un ejercicio de imaginaci\u00f3n&#8230; creo que esas fueron las palabras que alcanc\u00e9 a o\u00edr de Josefina V\u00e1zquez mientras sal\u00eda del ba\u00f1o&#8230; yo, no Chepina&#8230; me secaba y empec\u00e9 a o\u00edr lo que parec\u00eda un chiste que refer\u00eda el pensar a Pe\u00f1a Nieto, Andr\u00e9s Manuel y Quadri, como si fueran mujeres&#8230; ten\u00eda [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"tdm_status":"","tdm_grid_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-4964","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-sin-categoria"},"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.9 - 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