{"id":5001,"date":"2012-05-29T00:54:00","date_gmt":"2012-05-29T00:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/?p=5001"},"modified":"2014-10-10T03:03:23","modified_gmt":"2014-10-10T03:03:23","slug":"antidoping-para-todos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=5001","title":{"rendered":"Antidoping para todos"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Salvador Mu\u00f1oz<\/b><br \/> <i>Los Pol\u00edticos<\/i>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div>En respuesta a la iniciativa del Gobernador para que todos los funcionarios pasen por antidoping, creo que debemos festejarla en funci\u00f3n de que, de una vez por todas, habremos de entender el porqu\u00e9 muchos de nuestros servidores p\u00fablicos act\u00faan como si estuvieran drogados&#8230;<br \/>Bueno, por si no lo saben, el gobernador Javier Duarte de Ochoa emiti\u00f3 un decreto mediante el cual ordena que todos los servidores p\u00fablicos de confianza de la administraci\u00f3n estatal deber\u00e1n someterse a ex\u00e1menes toxicol\u00f3gicos para garantizar que su desempe\u00f1o p\u00fablico no se vea afectado o influenciado por el consumo de drogas o sustancias prohibidas por la ley. Adem\u00e1s, exhort\u00f3 a organismos aut\u00f3nomos y ayuntamientos a que igual, les pasen el frasquito. Ahora, quien d\u00e9 positivo, le cantar\u00e1n las golondrinas y si de plano el funcionario es caso perdido, el Estado, si lo solicita el servidor p\u00fablico, podr\u00e1 otorgarle las facilidades para el ingreso a alguna instituci\u00f3n de rehabilitaci\u00f3n p\u00fablica&#8230;<br \/>Pero, \u00bfla imaginaci\u00f3n literaria nos permitir\u00e1 esperar los resultados de nuestros funcionarios estatales, municipales, o acaso nuestros diputados? \u00a1Claro que no! as\u00ed que ai les va c\u00f3mo salieron los pol\u00edticos del antidoping&#8230;<a name='more'><\/a><br \/>* Si bien el director de Tr\u00e1nsito del Estado, Roberto L\u00f3pez Santoyo, saldr\u00eda limpio en sus pruebas, es posible que se le abra una investigaci\u00f3n por estar involucrado en el tr\u00e1fico de sustancias t\u00f3xicas, como el smog que sale de la mayor\u00eda de los camiones de servicio urbano\u2026<br \/>* Al secretario de Seguridad P\u00fablica, Arturo Berm\u00fadez Ba-Zurita, le encontrar\u00edan en su sangre fuertes cantidades de plomo que se concentra por el alto consumo de zetas&#8230;<br \/>* El titular de Salud sale limpio pero bajo en \u00e1cido f\u00f3lico&#8230; con eso de que pierde ni\u00f1os de los hospitales&#8230;<br \/>* Con el antidoping a Gerardo Buganza se esclareci\u00f3 el extra\u00f1o robo masivo de hostias en la Catedral&#8230;<br \/>* A Ra\u00fal Arias Lovillo, rector de la UV, se le encontr\u00f3 una sustancia conocida como toloache&#8230; se investiga en estos momentos si fue suministrada por Leticia Rodr\u00edguez Audirac o su nuevo romance, lo que bien podr\u00eda tacharse como una \u201creca\u00edda\u201d&#8230;<br \/>* Se cree que para cumplir con la chamba, a Tom\u00e1s Ruiz se le encontraron fuertes dosis de Viagra&#8230; por supuesto, la chamba no es en Finanzas&#8230; ya saben con qui\u00e9n&#8230;.<br \/>* A Lety Perlasca y Ely Morales, titular de Turismo y alcaldesa de Xalapa, les detectaron fuertes cantidades de hongo de Xico&#8230; es que se dan chicos viajesotes&#8230;<br \/>* No don Chelito, no; el antidoping es con una muestra de orina, no con un Proct\u00f3logo&#8230;<br \/>* Quien de plano debiera ir directito al Oce\u00e1nica, es Edgar Spinoso, oficial mayor de la SEV&#8230; \u00a1sali\u00f3 con Mota!<br \/>* Amadeo Flores Espinosa, quien tras su informe dominical fue rebasado por un maestro muerto, tiroteos por todos lados, un mes de la muerte de Regina, un a\u00f1o de la muerte de Milo&#8230; se le encontraron grandes cantidades de antidepresivos&#8230;<br \/>Aunque l\u00e1stima que ya no se le pudo hacer el examen antidoping a T\u00edo Fide pero lo evidente no se puede negar&#8230; por algo dej\u00f3 a Veracruz totalmente endrogado.<\/p>\n<p>e-mail: dor00@hotmail.com<br \/>twitter: Los_Politicos<br \/>pag:<a href=\"http:\/\/www.zoociedadanonima.com\/\"> www.zoociedadanonima.com<\/a><br \/>blog:<a href=\"http:\/\/www.lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/\"> http:\/\/www.lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Salvador Mu\u00f1oz Los Pol\u00edticos&nbsp; En respuesta a la iniciativa del Gobernador para que todos los funcionarios pasen por antidoping, creo que debemos festejarla en funci\u00f3n de que, de una vez por todas, habremos de entender el porqu\u00e9 muchos de nuestros servidores p\u00fablicos act\u00faan como si estuvieran drogados&#8230;Bueno, por si no lo saben, el gobernador Javier [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"tdm_status":"","tdm_grid_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-5001","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-sin-categoria"},"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.9 - 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