{"id":5007,"date":"2012-05-26T00:45:00","date_gmt":"2012-05-26T00:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/?p=5007"},"modified":"2014-10-10T03:03:24","modified_gmt":"2014-10-10T03:03:24","slug":"el-cumple-de-carvallo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=5007","title":{"rendered":"El cumple de Carvallo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Salvador Mu\u00f1oz<\/b><br \/><i>Los Pol\u00edticos<\/i><\/p>\n<div>Este s\u00e1bado, el hijo pr\u00f3digo de \u201cLerma de Tejada\u201d, Jorge Alejandro Carvallo Delf\u00edn, coordinador de la campa\u00f1a de Enrique Pe\u00f1a Nieto en Veracruz, pone una velita m\u00e1s a su pastel.<br \/>El tipo es agradable, simp\u00e1tico, con gran acervo cultural aunque no haya le\u00eddo nunca a Carlos Fuentes seg\u00fan \u00e9l mismo confes\u00f3. Es entonces por eso, por simp\u00e1tico, no porque no haya le\u00eddo, que es seguro que este d\u00eda, \u00a1haya pachanga!<br \/>Por ser m\u00e1s sencillo que argentino y m\u00e1s humilde que Jesuita, es muy probable que por este d\u00eda, Carvallo olvide la campa\u00f1a de Pe\u00f1a Nieto y se deje querer por sus amistades y familiares con deliciosas viandas y presentes que sacien su vanidad&#8230;<br \/>Y como la fiesta empezar\u00e1 pasado al mediod\u00eda, no se preocupe si no sabe qu\u00e9 regalarle a tan exquisito personaje de nuestra far\u00e1ndula pol\u00edtica&#8230; yo le puedo dar unos consejos, ahora s\u00ed, dependiendo del sapo&#8230;<br \/>* Por ejemplo, si usted es Enrique Pe\u00f1a Nieto, puede llevarle un tarro de \u201cGel-boy\u201d para mantener por siempre impecable esa cabellera que ya no le alcanza para ponerse copete.<a name='more'><\/a><br \/>* Si usted es Ainara, reg\u00e1lele un espejito tipo Madrastra de Blanca Nieves para que siempre ensaye esa bella sonrisa Colgate que lo caracteriza.<br \/>* Si usted es Fidel Herrera Beltr\u00e1n, qu\u00e9 tal una loci\u00f3n Paco \u201cRabonne\u201d, digo, por dos razones: por la cola que trae el convidado y para que no se le impregne al festejado lo \u201capestado\u201d&#8230;<br \/>* Si usted es Eduardo Andrade S\u00e1nchez, dos cosas: Puede regalarle una botella de whisky pero por lo que m\u00e1s quiera, \u00a1cons\u00famala en la fiesta!<br \/>* Si usted es Juan de Dios S\u00e1nchez Abreu, ni se preocupe por el regalo, no lo van a invitar&#8230;<br \/>* Ahora que si usted es Juan Antonio Lav\u00edn, reg\u00e1lele ese pony que se perdi\u00f3 en su casa y era del Ayuntamiento&#8230; usted ya est\u00e1 grandecito para montarlo&#8230; bueno, igual Carvallo, pero sus chilpayates no&#8230;<br \/>* Si usted es Chendo, nom\u00e1s con que le prometa que apoyar\u00e1 a Marina Garay en las elecciones, con eso se conforma&#8230;<br \/>* Si usted es Mario Lozano, con que deje de chingarse los chayotes se da por bien servido (\u00a1y yo tambi\u00e9n!)<br \/>* Si usted es Javier Duarte y si acaso es invitado, ll\u00e9vele un Vega Sicilia para que chupe fino&#8230;<br \/>* Si usted es Carlos Salinas de Gortari, su sola presencia ya es un regalo para Carvallo&#8230;<br \/>* Si usted es Pipo V\u00e1zquez Cuevas, no tiene que llevar regalo&#8230; \u00a1saldr\u00e1 de la casa de Jorge con uno!<br \/>* Si usted es Carlos Aceves Amezcua, espere que le haga una se\u00f1al Jorge o de plano le diga qu\u00e9 regalo quiere \u00a1y vaya en chinga a comprarlo&#8230; no se tarde porque si no, lo rega\u00f1a!<br \/>* Si usted es H\u00e9ctor Yunes ni se preocupe por el regalo, lo m\u00e1s seguro es que lo tire sin ver qu\u00e9 es&#8230;<br \/>* Si usted es Marina Garay, con que le siga dando chamba a su empresa, \u00e9se ser\u00eda un buen regalo&#8230;<br \/>* Si usted es Erick Lagos, con una suscripci\u00f3n a \u201cReforma\u201d se conforma&#8230;<br \/>* Ahora que si usted es priista del mont\u00f3n y acaso se llega a colar, cr\u00e9ame que el mejor regalo que le puede hacer a Carvallo es entregarle su credencial de elector&#8230; \u00a1har\u00e1 magia con ella!<br \/>Yo le regalar\u00eda \u201cLa Regi\u00f3n m\u00e1s Transparente\u201d, pero como es pe\u00f1ista de hueso colorado, es seguro que ni lo lea, por eso mejor nom\u00e1s le mando un abrazo&#8230; \u00a1Feliz cumple y muchos a\u00f1os&#8230; aunque s\u00e9 que lo que m\u00e1s va a querer son votos!<br \/>Buen fin de semana.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Salvador Mu\u00f1ozLos Pol\u00edticos Este s\u00e1bado, el hijo pr\u00f3digo de \u201cLerma de Tejada\u201d, Jorge Alejandro Carvallo Delf\u00edn, coordinador de la campa\u00f1a de Enrique Pe\u00f1a Nieto en Veracruz, pone una velita m\u00e1s a su pastel.El tipo es agradable, simp\u00e1tico, con gran acervo cultural aunque no haya le\u00eddo nunca a Carlos Fuentes seg\u00fan \u00e9l mismo confes\u00f3. 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