{"id":5033,"date":"2012-05-16T02:11:00","date_gmt":"2012-05-16T02:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/?p=5033"},"modified":"2014-10-10T03:03:25","modified_gmt":"2014-10-10T03:03:25","slug":"mario-almada-y-chepina","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=5033","title":{"rendered":"Mario Almada y Chepina"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Salvador Mu\u00f1oz<\/b><br \/><i>Los Pol\u00edticos<\/i>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div>Mario Almada es un \u00edcono del cine mexicano. Las primeras pel\u00edculas que vi de \u00e9l fue en el Teatro-Cinema Orizaba que ten\u00eda una peculiaridad extraordinaria: uno ten\u00eda que hacer juegos malabares para ver la pantalla porque el espectador \u00a1no se quitaba el sombrero!<br \/>La pel\u00edcula que m\u00e1s recuerdo de Mario Almada es \u201cPuerto Maldito\u201d, donde con su hermano, quien no necesita nombre m\u00e1s que ser \u201cbro\u201d de Mario, escenifican \u00a1a dos ninjas mexicanos!<br \/>En serio, si Estados Unidos tiene a Rambo, Terminator, Duro de Matar, cr\u00e9anme que ninguno de ellos est\u00e1 al nivel de Mario Almada quien sencillamente se roza y se lleva de a cuartas con Charles Bronson y Chuck Norris&#8230; \u00a1de ese tama\u00f1ote es Mario Almada!<a name='more'><\/a><br \/>Por eso, no dude cuando le digo que su aparici\u00f3n en un video promocionando a Josefina V\u00e1zquez Mota result\u00f3 ser una ofensa a aquellos que lo veneraban al grado de santificarlo con varias oraciones que le rend\u00edan culto como las que a continuaci\u00f3n cito:<br \/>* Cuando despert\u00f3, el dinosaurio estaba all\u00ed, \u00a1y lo mat\u00f3 Mario Almada!<br \/>* La mascota de Mario Almada es su gatillo&#8230;<br \/>* La teor\u00eda del Big Bang la hizo explotar Mario Almada<br \/>* Stan Lee cre\u00f3 a \u201cThe Avengers\u201d viendo pel\u00edculas de los Almada, Valent\u00edn Trujillo, David Reynoso, Meche Carre\u00f1o, Isela Vega y la Princesa Lea&#8230;<br \/>* Mario Almada es el padre de la democracia en M\u00e9xico: A los partidos pol\u00edticos \u00a1\u00e9l los parti\u00f3!<br \/>* En el 85, el DF tembl\u00f3 porque se enter\u00f3 que acababan de llegar los Almada&#8230;<br \/>* Si Mario Almada hubiera estado en Lomas Taurinas, no hubiera muerto Colosio y tendr\u00edamos al verdadero Mario Aburto.<br \/>* La primera v\u00edctima de Mario Almada fue el doctor que le dio la nalgada cuando naci\u00f3&#8230;<br \/>* Nunca se han vacunado&#8230; se doblan las agujas.<br \/>* Reynaldo Escobar tiene un altar de los Hermanos Almada en su casa&#8230;<br \/>* Arturo Berm\u00fadez igual&#8230; presume que ellos lo entrenaron pero es evidente que no es cierto&#8230;<br \/>* Si Mario Almada fuera el asesor de Duarte en lugar de Enrique Jackson, \u00a1el Gober hablar\u00eda como macho!<br \/>* Si hay Zetas, es porque los Almada acabaron con casi todo el abecedario&#8230;<br \/>* Montano y Reynaldo mandaron a recoger todos los \u201cProceso\u201d esperando que los Almada no fueran a leerlo&#8230;<br \/>* La Marina y el Ej\u00e9rcito los consideran H\u00e9roes Nacionales&#8230; \u00a1nosotros tambi\u00e9n!<br \/>* Calder\u00f3n nunca quiso escuchar sus consejos para combatir al Crimen Organizado&#8230;<br \/>* La Gaviota realmente est\u00e1 enamorada en secreto de Mario Almada&#8230; \u00a1mi vieja tambi\u00e9n!<br \/>* Existe la Leyenda de que las l\u00e1grimas de los Almada curan todos los males como el c\u00e1ncer, la ti\u00f1a, la ro\u00f1a y el mal de San Vito&#8230; pero los Almada nunca lloran.<br \/>* La Quebrada en Acapulco se la quebraron los Almada&#8230;<br \/>* Chepina busca el apoyo de Mario Almada a sabiendas de que el Peje no se meter\u00eda con \u00e9l y Pe\u00f1a Nieto no sabe ni qui\u00e9n es&#8230;<br \/>Pero s\u00ed, no podemos negarlo, el Culto a Mario Almada est\u00e1 en peligro&#8230; y no es por machismo cuando se pregunta en el spot que hace a favor de Josefina V\u00e1zquez Mota: \u201cQui\u00e9n dice que M\u00e9xico no est\u00e1 preparado para que lo gobierne una mujer\u201d&#8230; sin \u00e1nimos de ofenderlo, bastar\u00eda cuestionarse si esa mujer est\u00e1 preparada para gobernar a M\u00e9xico.<br \/>\u00a1Ah! se me olvidaba&#8230;<br \/>* Nadie duda de Mario Almada sin vivir para cont&#8230; \u00a1bang!&#8230; \u00a1arghhh!<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Salvador Mu\u00f1ozLos Pol\u00edticos&nbsp; Mario Almada es un \u00edcono del cine mexicano. 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