{"id":5104,"date":"2012-04-21T01:05:00","date_gmt":"2012-04-21T01:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/?p=5104"},"modified":"2014-10-10T03:03:30","modified_gmt":"2014-10-10T03:03:30","slug":"y-si-el-popo-nos-hace-idem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=5104","title":{"rendered":"\u00bfY si el Popo nos hace \u00eddem?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Salvador Mu\u00f1oz<\/b><br \/><i>Los Pol\u00edticos<\/i><\/p>\n<div>La alerta est\u00e1 en amarillo en el altiplano. Hay temor, desconfianza, zozobra&#8230; hay quienes piensan en salirse y dejar todo, todo&#8230; no, no hablamos del equipo de Josefina aunque as\u00ed lo aparente, sino del Popocat\u00e9petl&#8230;<br \/>S\u00ed, don Goyo, como cari\u00f1osamente le llaman al volc\u00e1n, anda que echa fuego, bueno, m\u00e1s bien lava por la boca.<br \/>Aunque eso s\u00ed, veracruzanos, debemos estar tranquilos porque en caso de que el Popo la hiciera de tos, su malestar estomacal no llegar\u00eda hasta nosotros aunque los vecinos de la zona lim\u00edtrofe con Puebla deber\u00e1n estar al pendiente de lo que acontezca&#8230; por si las moscas.<br \/>Pero&#8230; pues no est\u00e1 de m\u00e1s conocer qu\u00e9 hacer en caso de que el Popo intentara hacernos \u00eddem con alguna erupci\u00f3n, as\u00ed que le van estas recomendaciones:<a name='more'><\/a><br \/>* En caso de que haya cantidad de humo, busque a la PGR, porque as\u00ed como hizo de humo 25 millones de pesos, es probable que sepa qu\u00e9 hacer&#8230;<br \/>* En caso de que se percate de que haya lava, no entre en p\u00e1nico, mejor busque a alg\u00fan ex fidelista, porque resultaron muy buenos para la lava-da de dinero..<br \/>* En caso de que tiemble, no corra y mejor acuda con Fernando \u201cChiquinando\u201d Yunes M\u00e1rquez, quien de tanto que le mueven el tapete, se est\u00e1 volviendo especialista en sismos.<br \/>* En caso de compras de p\u00e1nico, cerci\u00f3rese antes de que tengan 10, 20 y hasta 30 por ciento de descuento con seis meses sin intereses&#8230;<br \/>* En caso de que encuentre su carro cubierto de ceniza, ni haga corajes y mejor corra, antes de que a usted se lo lleve la tiznada&#8230;<br \/>* En caso de que lleguen los soldados, cerci\u00f3rese de que no es usted alg\u00fan alcalde panista, y vayan por usted no precisamente para ponerlo a salvo&#8230;<br \/>* En caso de que haya gases, no se haga el chistoso ni pregunte qui\u00e9n tiene las orejas calientes&#8230;<br \/>* Si le hablan de placas tect\u00f3nicas por favor elimine de su mente, los supuestos transplantes de la candidata del PAN, Xochitl Tress&#8230;<br \/>* En caso de una erupci\u00f3n nunca piense en un Sal de Uvas&#8230;<br \/>* Se\u00f1ores, las rutas de evacuaci\u00f3n NO llevan al ba\u00f1o&#8230;<br \/>* Si las autoridades le piden salir de su casa, extreme precauciones si su vecino es pol\u00edtico&#8230;<br \/>* Por cualquier cosa, desconecte la televisi\u00f3n o la radio&#8230; si no hay erupci\u00f3n al menos se libra de los comerciales de campa\u00f1a de los candidatos&#8230;<br \/>* Siga las recomendaciones que le den las autoridades&#8230; y ojo, si le recomiendan que vote por fulano o sutano, no es a lo que nos referimos.<br \/>Y para finalizar y pase un excelente fin de semana, siempre vaya hacia las partes m\u00e1s altas en caso de un volc\u00e1n en erupci\u00f3n, pero en caso de que su pareja sea un volc\u00e1n en erupci\u00f3n \u00a1vaya a las partes m\u00e1s bajas!<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Salvador Mu\u00f1ozLos Pol\u00edticos La alerta est\u00e1 en amarillo en el altiplano. 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