{"id":5106,"date":"2012-04-20T00:38:00","date_gmt":"2012-04-20T00:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/?p=5106"},"modified":"2014-10-10T03:03:31","modified_gmt":"2014-10-10T03:03:31","slug":"lara-arano-con-dos-son-muchos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=5106","title":{"rendered":"Lara Arano: Con dos son muchos"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Salvador Mu\u00f1oz<\/b><br \/><i>Los Pol\u00edticos&nbsp;<\/i><\/p>\n<div>El texto dec\u00eda as\u00ed, m\u00e1s o menos: \u201cSe enriquece el zool\u00f3gico. En la presente gr\u00e1fica aparecen algunos de los nuevos ejemplares adquiridos por las autoridades para divertimento de los capitalinos. Estos monos fueron colocados ayer en sus jaulas\u201d. Era el pie de foto que le cost\u00f3 la vida al Diario de M\u00e9xico, si la memoria no me falla. La raz\u00f3n: La gr\u00e1fica que acompa\u00f1aba al texto era una del presidente Gustavo D\u00edaz Ordaz.<br \/>Esos errores son parte de la cotidianidad dentro de un impreso que a diferencia de un virtual, una vez que sali\u00f3, se chinga uno, no hay vuelta atr\u00e1s m\u00e1s que el de ofrecer disculpas al d\u00eda siguiente y aguantar callado&#8230;<br \/><a name='more'><\/a><br \/>En Acayucan ocurri\u00f3 algo con el \u201cCalaquito\u201d, un formador, que cuando le pasaron el texto para captura de una publicidad de conocido centro comercial de esa ciudad, creo que en lugar de poner 120 pesos, le quit\u00f3 un cero y dej\u00f3 el kilo de pollo a \u00a112 pesos!<br \/>Por supuesto, fue un \u00e9xito porque el pollo se acab\u00f3 ante la molestia de la tienda, pues a pesar de que dec\u00edan que era un error, la gente con peri\u00f3dico en mano, exig\u00eda que se le respetara el precio publicado&#8230; creo que \u201cCalaquito\u201d a\u00fan sigue pagando el pollo&#8230; no, no es cierto, pero eso nos oblig\u00f3 a revisar con pinzas la publicidad que se \u201ccapturaba\u201d.<br \/>Afortunadamente, la mayor\u00eda de los anunciantes, hoy, env\u00edan su publicidad ya formada.<br \/>All\u00e1 por el Chirinato, me pasan una foto y veo a un negrito, nariz boluda y pelos parados y dije: \u201c\u00a1Es Jos\u00e9 Luis Santiago L\u00f3pez!\u201d, y como los fot\u00f3grafos no entregaban pies de foto, me tuve que chutar uno.<br \/>Al d\u00eda siguiente, Yayo Guti\u00e9rrez me calabace\u00f3 a medias&#8230; no era Jos\u00e9 Luis Santiago L\u00f3pez, \u00a1era Juan Herrera Mar\u00edn! y digo \u201crega\u00f1o a medias\u201d porque entonces se dio cuenta de que ten\u00edan cierto parecido&#8230;<br \/>El mi\u00e9rcoles en la noche, el diputado Francisco Lara Arano, presidente de la Comisi\u00f3n Permanente de Seguridad P\u00fablica en el congreso local, \u00a1se le espant\u00f3 el sue\u00f1o mientras ve\u00eda el noticiario de Joaqu\u00edn L\u00f3pez D\u00f3riga!<br \/>No tanto porque haya rematado su programa el famoso \u201cticher\u201d con la detenci\u00f3n del alcalde de Chinameca, Mart\u00edn Padua, a quien relacionan con el PAN, partido por el que lleg\u00f3 a la alcald\u00eda de tal municipio, y peor a\u00fan, con el crimen organizado&#8230; no fue por eso&#8230; vaya, la noticia ya la hab\u00eda asimilado desde temprano&#8230;<br \/>El asunto fue que cuando ponen la foto del presunto involucrado con el Crimen Organizado, se da cuenta el diputado que no est\u00e1 tan feo el alcalde&#8230; es m\u00e1s, dicen que hasta su esposa le dijo al legislador: \u00a1Qu\u00e9 guapo est\u00e1! No era para menos&#8230; en el noticiario de Televisa hab\u00edan puesto la foto del legislador en lugar del alcalde de Las Minas, otro edil involucrado con los malosos.<br \/>De inmediato las llamadas telef\u00f3nicas se hicieron a la empresa de Televisa para enmendar la plana pero&#8230; \u00a1oh oh! demasiado tarde&#8230; \u201cYa se retiraron los de Redacci\u00f3n porque va a empezar Tercer Grado\u201d&#8230;<br \/>Entonces&#8230; \u00a1a twittearle al \u201cTicher\u201d!:<br \/>* \u201c@lopezdoriga1 La foto que acaban de colocar en pantalla no corresponde al alcalde panista de Veracruz en cuesti\u00f3n. Mas atenci\u00f3n\u201d.<br \/>* \u201cEl Noticiero con @lopezdoriga1 se equivoca y transmite imagen de Dip. Francisco Lara, Presidente de Permanente de Seguridad de Veracruz\u201d.<br \/>* \u201c@lopezdoriga1 Su equipo de trabajo lo hace quedar mal. A falta de imagen de alcalde veracruzano acusado usa imagen del Diputado Local Panista\u201d<br \/>* \u201cAs\u00ed es estimada Miryam. Parece que el equipo de @lopezdoriga1 no verifica sus notas antes. Lamentable!\u201d<br \/>* \u201cSe equivocan @NTelevisa_com y @lopezdoriga1 y transmiten imagen de Dip.Fco. Lara en vez de alcalde veracruzano en nota final de El Noticiero\u201d<br \/>Total&#8230; como les dec\u00eda&#8230; la regada de tepache ya estaba dada aunque aqu\u00ed no fue tan grave el asunto; nada que el corresponsal de Televisa en Xalapa, Pedro Morales, no pudiera resolver. Ayer, pasado el mediod\u00eda, de parte de Joaqu\u00edn L\u00f3pez D\u00f3riga, fue a ofrecer disculpas por el error de edici\u00f3n que hubo para con el diputado.<br \/>\u00a1Y c\u00f3mo no! Al menos por unos segundos, al diputado Lara Arano fue \u201cinvolucrado\u201d con el crimen organizado&#8230; \u00a1no manchen! \u00a1Ya dos son muchos!<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Salvador Mu\u00f1ozLos Pol\u00edticos&nbsp; El texto dec\u00eda as\u00ed, m\u00e1s o menos: \u201cSe enriquece el zool\u00f3gico. En la presente gr\u00e1fica aparecen algunos de los nuevos ejemplares adquiridos por las autoridades para divertimento de los capitalinos. Estos monos fueron colocados ayer en sus jaulas\u201d. Era el pie de foto que le cost\u00f3 la vida al Diario de M\u00e9xico, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"tdm_status":"","tdm_grid_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-5106","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-sin-categoria"},"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.9 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Lara Arano: Con dos son muchos - Los pol\u00edticos Veracruz<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=5106\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"es_ES\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Lara Arano: Con dos son muchos - Los pol\u00edticos Veracruz\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Salvador Mu\u00f1ozLos Pol\u00edticos&nbsp; El texto dec\u00eda as\u00ed, m\u00e1s o menos: \u201cSe enriquece el zool\u00f3gico. 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