{"id":5112,"date":"2012-04-19T00:58:00","date_gmt":"2012-04-19T00:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/?p=5112"},"modified":"2014-10-10T03:03:31","modified_gmt":"2014-10-10T03:03:31","slug":"el-proceso-de-rey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=5112","title":{"rendered":"\u00a1El Proceso de Rey!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Brenda Caballero<\/b><br \/><i>N\u00fameros Rojos&nbsp;<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Estaba rete-apurada, con eso de las campa\u00f1as, y no porque fuera a coordinar alguna, sino porque quer\u00eda asistir al inicio de campa\u00f1a del candidato a diputado por el Distrito X de Xalapa Urbano: el controvertido Rey Guau, digo: Gau.<br \/>La cita era en la casa, no en la casa de citas\u2026 esa es otra historia. Era m\u00e1s bien en la Casa\u2026blanca, colonia muy conocida hasta en el youtube, por fuerte balacera suscitada hace m\u00e1s de un a\u00f1o entre malandros y el ej\u00e9rcito. El saldo: \u00a1varios muertos!<br \/>Pero dejemos cosas ajenas al candidato y centr\u00e9monos en lo importante: conocer todas las propuestas para votar por el mejor\u2026 o el menos peor. En pocas palabras, el que nos va a representar en la C\u00e1mara de Diputados.<a name='more'><\/a><br \/>Mis pensamientos echaron a volar, mientras me pon\u00eda mis pantalones y mis tacones del doce, hasta jal\u00e9 unos lentes de \u00e9sos que usan las actrices, para llamar la atenci\u00f3n del candidato (he o\u00eddo por all\u00ed que es igual degenerado\u2026 perd\u00f3n\u2026 que le gusta la equidad de g\u00e9nero), tanto que tiene a una mujer como suplente \u00a1apuesta por el voto femenino!<br \/>Mientras me abotonaba la blusa pensaba en lo que le iba a preguntar. De repente, un Guau, que no un Gau, son\u00f3 muy fuerte\u2026 era mi perro, que desesperado acud\u00eda a m\u00ed para que lo sacara a la calle, y no precisamente a ver a Rey, sino a algo m\u00e1s importante: a hacer sus necesidades.<br \/>Ni modo, los perros no votan y lo primero es lo primero\u2026 \u00a1La pr\u00f3xima vez ser\u00e1!<br \/>No pude evitar chutarme al otro d\u00eda, lo m\u00e1s relevante de la campa\u00f1a inicial del candidato, aunque no me qued\u00f3 claro la relaci\u00f3n con los medios. Le explico, al iniciar su campa\u00f1a, entre su gran discurso pol\u00edtico dijo lo siguiente: \u201ccon respeto, con institucionalidad, vamos a llamar a las cosas por su nombre, como el pueblo quiere; vamos a hacer una gran campa\u00f1a donde mi mejor equipo de trabajo son los medios de comunicaci\u00f3n, porque transmitir\u00e1n los grandes proyectos que tenemos para la gente, una campa\u00f1a propositiva, no tenemos a qui\u00e9n descalificar, vamos a hacer propuestas en dos vertientes: agenda legislativa y gesti\u00f3n social\u201d, luego entonces\u2026\u00bf por qu\u00e9 despu\u00e9s de la edici\u00f3n del pasado domingo de la Revista Proceso cambi\u00f3 de parecer?<br \/>Al ser entrevistado Rey Gau dijo: \u201cLa gente tiene muchas necesidades, son pocos los que tienen acceso a medios de comunicaci\u00f3n y los que tienen, les interesa otras cosas\u201d\u2026 dijera Derbez: \u00a1que alguien me explique!<br \/>Aunque no ser\u00eda lo \u00fanico que tendr\u00eda que aclarar. Conste, que no me refiero a todo lo malo que dicen por all\u00ed de Rey, dijeran por all\u00ed: \u00a1es puritita envidia!, pues como suena la canci\u00f3n \u201cPero sigo siendo el Rey\u2026\u201d<br \/>Es por ello que ya pens\u00e9 en algunas preguntas y sus respuestas la pr\u00f3xima vez que lo vea:<br \/>Yo: Don Rey \u00bfque opina del Proceso?<br \/>Rey: No tengo ning\u00fan proceso en contra, jam\u00e1s he cometido un delito, esas publicaciones no est\u00e1n apegadas a la realidad.<br \/>Yo: No me refiero a la revista sino al proceso electoral\u2026<br \/>Rey: \u00a1Ahhh!, el proceso lo voy a ganar yo mero, no ves que mis contrincantes no saben ni cu\u00e1ntas colonias hay en Xalapa\u2026<br \/>Yo: \u00bfSe refiere a la candidata panista Rosy Llamas?<br \/>Rey: La misma que reconoci\u00f3 todo mi poder llam\u00e1ndome ex gobernador\u2026<br \/>Yo: Pero la \u00faltima vez que la entrevistaron, ella lo ret\u00f3 a debatir sobre los temas de salud y seguridad\u2026<br \/>Rey: Esas son mi especialidad\u2026 que exista la Seguridad que siempre digo \u00a1Salud!<br \/>Yo: Ahhh, \u00bfpor eso saco su cart\u00f3n?<br \/>Rey: \u00bfD\u00f3nde est\u00e1n las chelas?<br \/>Yo: No me refiero a las cervezas, sino al cart\u00f3n que sac\u00f3 de usted para su campa\u00f1a\u2026 ese de tama\u00f1o natural, al estilo Elizabeth o Josefina V\u00e1zquez Mota.<br \/>Rey: Haberlo dicho antes, \u00bfte refieres al que saca todos mis atributos f\u00edsicos escondidos y descubiertos con el photoshop?<br \/>Yo: El mismo que lo hace el candidato perfecto para votar por usted.<br \/>Rey: \u00bfTe convenc\u00ed y votar\u00e1s por m\u00ed verdad?<br \/>Yo: No, no votar\u00e9 por usted\u2026<br \/>Rey: \u00bfPor qu\u00e9?<br \/>Yo: Porque yo voto en el distrito rural\u2026 \u00a1y usted va por el Urbano!<\/p>\n<div>Email: caballero_brenda@hotmail.com<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Brenda CaballeroN\u00fameros Rojos&nbsp; Estaba rete-apurada, con eso de las campa\u00f1as, y no porque fuera a coordinar alguna, sino porque quer\u00eda asistir al inicio de campa\u00f1a del candidato a diputado por el Distrito X de Xalapa Urbano: el controvertido Rey Guau, digo: Gau.La cita era en la casa, no en la casa de citas\u2026 esa es [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"tdm_status":"","tdm_grid_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-5112","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-sin-categoria"},"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v28.1 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>\u00a1El Proceso de Rey! 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