{"id":5162,"date":"2012-03-30T23:51:00","date_gmt":"2012-03-30T23:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/?p=5162"},"modified":"2014-10-10T03:03:35","modified_gmt":"2014-10-10T03:03:35","slug":"y-apenas-es-martes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=5162","title":{"rendered":"\u00a1Y apenas es martes!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Brenda Caballero<\/b>
N\u00fameros Rojos<\/i><\/p>\n

Caminaba por el parque con Harry, a pesar de que me hubiese sangrado por la mordida que me dio en la boca. No lo justifico pero tuvo raz\u00f3n, lo estaba molestando.
La mordida no fue profunda, tan solo un \u201cestate quieta y no me chingues, que quiero dormir\u201d. Debo aceptar que al principio me enoj\u00e9. Ya conforme me disminuy\u00f3 la sangre, se me quit\u00f3 el coraje.
Algo semejante le pas\u00f3 en Veracruz a la actriz Edith Gonz\u00e1lez, quien actualmente patrocina el turismo en nuestro estado bajo el lema: \u201cSoy Veracruz\u201d.
Cuentan que a Edith Gonz\u00e1lez le colocaron durante una grabaci\u00f3n en el hombro un cocodrilo peque\u00f1o de tan solo a\u00f1o y medio, y que se le ocurri\u00f3 darle un peque\u00f1o besillo, algo que el animal resisti\u00f3, el problema fue cuando le empez\u00f3 a dar muchos m\u00e1s, y de repente \u00a1\u00a1\u00a1zas!!!, que le propina tremenda mordida en el labio superior, que le sangr\u00f3 inmediatamente; afortunadamente, tanto para ella como para m\u00ed, solo fue requerido agua y jab\u00f3n.<\/a>
Pero volviendo a mi paseo con Harry, entraba ya la noche, cuando en una de las calles de la Unidad Habitacional Jardines de Xalapa, para ser precisos, atr\u00e1s del centro comercial Walmart, se encontraba estacionado un veh\u00edculo compacto color naranja, de modelo reciente, en su interior, cuatro chicos (dos mujeres y dos hombres) presentaban estado inconveniente.
Harry se acerc\u00f3 a husmear por all\u00ed, y a m\u00ed no me qued\u00f3 de otra que echarme el tufazo de alcohol que desprend\u00eda el veh\u00edculo de su interior.
Adelante, una de las chicas (que probablemente no alcanzaba la mayor\u00eda de edad) ten\u00eda la mirada p\u00e9rdida. Me imagino que andaba como los \u201cdesos\u201d de mi Harry… \u00a1hasta atr\u00e1s!
Segu\u00ed mi camino y llegu\u00e9 a casa. Hab\u00eda pasado como hora y media cuando volvimos a salir, y al pasar nuevamente por el mismo lugar \u00a1sorpresa! Los chicos segu\u00edan all\u00ed, uno de ellos se hab\u00eda bajado, y hablaba por celular, me imagino con alg\u00fan familiar puesto que al colgar, la chica de mirada extraviada, inmediatamente le dijo: \u201c\u00a1Queee\u00e9! Te rega\u00f1aron\u201d\u2026 a lo que el chico contest\u00f3: \u201cquiero seguir chupando con ustedes\u201d\u2026
Eran cerca de las once de la noche, cuando mi marido, Harry y yo, d\u00e1bamos el \u00faltimo paseo. De repente una patrulla de Seguridad P\u00fablica del Estado que pasaba por la Unidad, nos pregunt\u00f3 por cierta direcci\u00f3n, de la que se ten\u00eda reporte de robo. Inmediatamente la orientamos, no sin antes comentarles a los polic\u00edas del caso de los muchachos que estaban ingiriendo bebidas en la v\u00eda p\u00fablica.
Antes que me diga usted \u201c\u00a1chivatona!\u201d, \u201ckoolaid\u201d o \u201cmala leche\u201d, le dir\u00e9 que mi intenci\u00f3n era que no manejaran en estado de ebriedad, puesto que podr\u00edan accidentarse o provocar un accidente a un tercero sin deberla ni temerla.
Pero no le hago el cuento largo, la camioneta de polic\u00eda se acerc\u00f3 al autom\u00f3vil, que para entonces, se encontraba vac\u00edo, pues los cuatro ocupantes hab\u00edan descendido de \u00e9l. Ambas parejas se encontraban a los besos\u2026 y algo m\u00e1s, sin faltar por supuesto las latas de alcohol.
Era tan extremo el estado de los chicos, que ni cuenta se dieron cuando la unidad de polic\u00eda se estacion\u00f3 junto a ellos.
Despu\u00e9s de unos minutos de charla, algunos manotazos de discusi\u00f3n, algunas llamadas a celular, una de las chicas tom\u00f3 las llaves, arranc\u00f3 el auto y subieron los otros tres j\u00f3venes.
\u00a1Qu\u00e9ee!, \u00bfcomo es posible que los dejaran ir? \u00bfno se supone que tienen que inmovilizar el autom\u00f3vil? \u00bfo llamar a alg\u00fan familiar para que sea el conductor designado? \u00bfD\u00f3nde est\u00e1 la multa por el alcohol\u00edmetro? \u00bfNo se tienen que llevar el autom\u00f3vil al corral\u00f3n?
Mi marido se acerc\u00f3 a preguntar qu\u00e9 proced\u00eda, ellos contestaron: \u201cs\u00f3lo podemos pedirles que se vayan de aqu\u00ed\u201d. O sea, que sigan tomando en otra calle que no sea \u00e9sta, o a lo mejor matarse como recientemente lo hicieron 6 chicos que estrellaron su autom\u00f3vil Ibiza en un macetero de la Avenida Ruiz Cortines y Reyes Heroles, por la combinaci\u00f3n de velocidad, irresponsabilidad y alcohol.
Esperamos a la patrulla que pasara, la cual nunca lo hizo, las preguntas nos asaltaron: \u00bfles habr\u00edan dado mordida?, dijera el difunto Capulina: puede ser, tal vez, a lo mejor, qui\u00e9n sabe\u2026
Volte\u00e9 a ver a mi marido y le dije \u00bfsabes que es lo peor? \u00a1Que apenas es martes!<\/p>\n

Email: caballero_brenda@hotmail.com<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Brenda CaballeroN\u00fameros Rojos Caminaba por el parque con Harry, a pesar de que me hubiese sangrado por la mordida que me dio en la boca. No lo justifico pero tuvo raz\u00f3n, lo estaba molestando. La mordida no fue profunda, tan solo un \u201cestate quieta y no me chingues, que quiero dormir\u201d. 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