{"id":5197,"date":"2012-03-19T00:32:00","date_gmt":"2012-03-19T00:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/?p=5197"},"modified":"2014-10-10T03:03:37","modified_gmt":"2014-10-10T03:03:37","slug":"soluciones-no-problemas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=5197","title":{"rendered":"Soluciones, no problemas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Salvador Mu\u00f1oz<\/b><br \/><i>Los Pol\u00edticos<\/i><\/p>\n<div>Segunda Ley: No me des problemas, dame soluciones.<br \/>Quien trabaja conmigo, para su mala suerte, habr\u00e1 de enfrentar con parte de mis reglamentos laborales. As\u00ed, con un tono seco, serio y sentado desde mi escritorio, habr\u00e9 de regresar a un atribulado compa\u00f1ero de jornada, a tratar de resolver un problema que tra\u00eda consigo y cuya soluci\u00f3n puede ser tan simple como para que la resuelva \u00e9l y no yo.<br \/>Por supuesto, dicha Ley se la he de decir a quien me interesa; si la persona me es indistinta, he de resolver el asunto en un santiam\u00e9n sin que el compa\u00f1ero sufra de esfuerzo alguno&#8230; s\u00ed, como jefe a veces soy insoportable.<br \/>II<br \/>Sigo una cr\u00f3nica divertida sobre el registro de Josefina V\u00e1zquez Mota, quien a punto estuvo de pasar otro mal d\u00eda pues pudo llegar tarde al evento por una falla log\u00edstica. Su equipo no tom\u00f3 en cuenta el \u00e9xodo de \u201cpuentistas\u201d que sal\u00eda del DF y Valle de M\u00e9xico para los distintos puntos tur\u00edsticos que se tienen en oportunidad de conocer por este fin de semana largo.<br \/>Dicen que uno de los integrantes del Cuerpo de Seguridad de Josefina V\u00e1zquez, miembro del Estado Mayor, vio a un poli-motociclista y resolvi\u00f3 de inmediato el problema que obligaba a Josefina a tronarse los dedos ante lo que parec\u00eda un inminente retraso a su registro: Subi\u00f3 a la candidata a la moto, sentada de lado pues tra\u00eda falda y la encomienda era llegar a tiempo al IFE.<br \/>El veh\u00edculo arranc\u00f3 salvo dos graves detalles: La panista no tra\u00eda casco y \u00a1tampoco escolta!<a name='more'><\/a><br \/>Este miembro del Estado Mayor actu\u00f3 de nuevo presto y \u00e1gil: detuvo materialmente a un motociclista que se dirig\u00eda a Cuernavaca y que por azares del destino tra\u00eda un casco extra, se subi\u00f3 con \u00e9l y alcanz\u00f3 a V\u00e1zquez Mota. Le pidi\u00f3 al espont\u00e1neo que \u00e9l llevara a la candidata a su registro mientras que el motopatrullero servir\u00eda de escolta. Con diez minutos de retraso lleg\u00f3 Josefina pero nada que ver con las casi dos horas de su odisea en el estadio Azul&#8230;<br \/>El equipo de log\u00edstica de V\u00e1zquez Mota fall\u00f3 nuevamente al no tomar en cuenta las variables y posibilidades que puede haber en un traslado. El miembro del Estado Mayor improvis\u00f3 y resolvi\u00f3.<br \/>III<br \/>\u00bfHa visto \u201cHombres de Negro\u201d? S\u00ed, la pel\u00edcula de agentes inter-gal\u00e1cticos que estelarizan Tommy Lee Jones y Will Smith. A algun@s chav@s que llegan a trabajar conmigo, les pongo de ejemplo una escena de ese filme: Cuando el polic\u00eda protagonizado por Will Smith llega a presentar un examen en un inc\u00f3modo asiento y sin un lugar d\u00f3nde apoyar la hoja de prueba, resuelve jalar una mesa a pesar del esc\u00e1ndalo que hace, y ya con el mueble cerca, pone su examen en \u00e9l y se presta a responderlo. Y les digo que siempre espero de ellos eso: Que me resuelvan, que me sorprendan, que me den propuestas&#8230; no problemas.<br \/>IV<br \/>Josefina y Enrique han evidenciado la falta de un equipo de log\u00edstica que visualice escenarios. Ambos, sus equipos, son tan malos que pueden hacer muy malos a sus jefes. Por supuesto, nada puede hacer el mejor equipo de log\u00edstica y el m\u00e1s habilidoso de los elementos del Estado Mayor Presidencial capaces de dar soluciones a problemas, si los candidatos carecen de sensibilidad tanto para cuidar lo que dicen, lo que responden as\u00ed como para tener la delicadeza de respetar el tiempo de los dem\u00e1s que siempre ser\u00e1 m\u00e1s valioso que el propio. Alguien tendr\u00eda que darles a nuestros candidatos y pol\u00edticos un ejemplar de \u201cEl Pol\u00edtico\u201d de Azor\u00edn que, pasan los a\u00f1os, y a\u00fan mantiene su vigencia. Lo \u00fanico que nos queda esperar es que quien quede como presidente de la Rep\u00fablica, efectivamente nos d\u00e9 soluciones y no m\u00e1s problemas&#8230; habr\u00e1 que ver.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Salvador Mu\u00f1ozLos Pol\u00edticos Segunda Ley: No me des problemas, dame soluciones.Quien trabaja conmigo, para su mala suerte, habr\u00e1 de enfrentar con parte de mis reglamentos laborales. 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