{"id":5410,"date":"2011-12-30T15:49:00","date_gmt":"2011-12-30T15:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/?p=5410"},"modified":"2014-10-10T03:03:55","modified_gmt":"2014-10-10T03:03:55","slug":"los-chones-de-la-gaviota","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=5410","title":{"rendered":"Los chones de la Gaviota"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Salvador Mu\u00f1oz<\/b><br \/><i>Los Pol\u00edticos&nbsp;<\/i><\/p>\n<div>Es un lujo&#8230; es coqueta&#8230; es bonita&#8230; pero no es apta para todos los ojos&#8230; a lo m\u00e1s, los atrevidos pasar\u00e1n como pervertidos o depravados si son sorprendidos. Los discretos de mirada gozar\u00e1n de la combinaci\u00f3n perfecta entre piel e \u201chilo\u201d&#8230; pero al final, s\u00f3lo ellas (y algunos \u201cellos\u201d) la disfrutar\u00e1n al m\u00e1ximo&#8230;<br \/>Es la lencer\u00eda&#8230; siendo m\u00e1s precisos: los calzones, los chones, las tangas, el hilo dental, el cachetero y dem\u00e1s nombres que le quiera dar&#8230;<br \/>Y algo ha de tener un calz\u00f3n que los dise\u00f1adores se vuelven locos por crear una y otra, y gran variedad de estilos, colores \u00a1y hasta sabores! para que entonces, las damas los compren, se pongan frente a un espejo y se admiren, se disfruten y gocen qu\u00e9 tan bien se le puede ver esa prenda que habr\u00e1 de ser compartida quiz\u00e1s entre sus amigas o la pareja&#8230; peor a\u00fan: que no haya otros ojos m\u00e1s que los de la due\u00f1a los que gocen de ella.<a name='more'><\/a><br \/>II<br \/>En estas fechas se estila comprar chones&#8230; amarillos o rojos&#8230; quesque para atraer fortuna o amor. Tiendas y tianguis se llenan de calzones por todos lados. Distintos estilos, diversos precios&#8230; de lo er\u00f3tico que puede encontrarse en un buen calz\u00f3n se pasa a lo esot\u00e9rico&#8230;<br \/>Ac\u00e1 entre nos, poca fe le tengo a un calz\u00f3n amarillo o rojo. No obstante, me fue imposible rechazar tres regalos de la mujer&#8230; primero fue un boxer rojo&#8230; al otro a\u00f1o, uno amarillo&#8230; el tercero fue una tortura&#8230;<br \/>Se\u00f1ores, por dignidad, por amor a uno mismo, jam\u00e1s de los jamases permitan a su se\u00f1ora que le regalen una tanga&#8230;<br \/>Mis respetos a las damas: \u00a1C\u00f3mo diablos soportan entre nalgas una tira de tela!<br \/>All\u00ed, muda testigo, qued\u00f3 s\u00f3lo como un mal regalo de a\u00f1o nuevo y como un mal recuerdo&#8230;<br \/>\u00bfUsted acostumbra a ponerse chones de estos colores en fin de a\u00f1o?<br \/>III<br \/>Cantidad de calzones son famosos por la historia que hay atr\u00e1s y delante de ellos&#8230; en un r\u00e1pido ejercicio chonudo, pregunto a tres amigos cu\u00e1l consideran que son los calzones m\u00e1s famosos que recuerden.<br \/>Uno me dice que \u201cA calz\u00f3n quitado\u201d, de Irma Serrano&#8230; otro, los calzones de Wynona Ryder, los responsables de que la acusaran de robo&#8230; el tercero, se lo dejo al final de esta secci\u00f3n III.<br \/>Para m\u00ed, hay muchos calzones inolvidables&#8230; como los de Superm\u00e1n&#8230; los de Linda Carter escenificando a La Mujer Maravilla&#8230; los de la Peque\u00f1a Lul\u00fa son \u00fanicos&#8230;<br \/>Pero los calzones que dijo mi tercer amigo quiz\u00e1s sean los m\u00e1s originales: Son los que nunca se vieron.<br \/>Por ejemplo, los de \u201cBajos Instintos\u201d en el famoso cruce de piernas de Sharon Stone&#8230; los de Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton y por supuesto, Marilyn Monroe, que no estaban donde ten\u00edan que estar.<br \/>IV<br \/>Claro, que pol\u00e9micos, los de Juan Manuel M\u00e1rquez, tanto el d\u00eda en que se enfrent\u00f3 a Pacquiao como hace unos d\u00edas, donde sus calzones son utilizados como argumento para justificar que el PRI haya ganado la elecci\u00f3n en Morelia&#8230; \u00bfrecuerda que esa noche, M\u00e1rquez tra\u00eda en el calzoncillo el logo del PRI y al d\u00eda siguiente era la elecci\u00f3n?<br \/>Siendo apartidista, no creo que los calzones de M\u00e1rquez hayan influido en la decisi\u00f3n de un elector a la hora de cruzar la boleta a favor del partido que promocion\u00f3.<br \/>Si as\u00ed fuera, estoy seguro que Pe\u00f1a Nieto permitir\u00eda que a la Gaviota se le vieran los chones&#8230; \u00a1claro! siempre y cuando la mirada indiscreta lograra atisbar al rinc\u00f3n el logo del PRI&#8230;<br \/>Yo, por mi parte, ni rojos ni amarillos me habr\u00e9 de poner este fin de a\u00f1o \u00a1por supuesto que tangas tampoco! porque si de chones se trata, opto por los de Chucha o Tito Gu\u00edzar:<br \/>\u00bfChucha? S\u00ed, aquella que habr\u00e1n de recordar los viejos: \u201cS\u00ed, Chucha y sus calzonzotes\u201d. Y la de Tito Gu\u00edzar, \u201cAll\u00e1 en el Rancho Grande\u201d: Te los comienzo de lana \/ te los acabo de cuero.<br \/>Feliz a\u00f1o nuevo&#8230; nos leemos el lunes.<\/p>\n<p>e-mail: <a href=\"mailto:dor00@hotmail.com\">dor00@hotmail.com<\/a><br \/>twitter: Los_Politicos<br \/>blog: http:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.blogspot.com<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Salvador Mu\u00f1ozLos Pol\u00edticos&nbsp; Es un lujo&#8230; es coqueta&#8230; es bonita&#8230; pero no es apta para todos los ojos&#8230; a lo m\u00e1s, los atrevidos pasar\u00e1n como pervertidos o depravados si son sorprendidos. 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