{"id":5446,"date":"2011-12-14T04:20:00","date_gmt":"2011-12-14T04:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/?p=5446"},"modified":"2014-10-10T03:03:58","modified_gmt":"2014-10-10T03:03:58","slug":"las-tortillas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=5446","title":{"rendered":"\u00a1Las tortillas!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Salvador Mu\u00f1oz<\/b><br \/><i>Los Pol\u00edticos<\/i><\/p>\n<div><i><br \/><\/i>Por favor, estimado lector, imagine el siguente pasaje:<br \/>Do\u00f1a Mar\u00eda del Perpetuo Socorro Ofelia Nieto S\u00e1nchez saca de su monedero algunas monedas; toma una servilleta, de \u00e9sas bordadas con hilos de m\u00faltiples colores que dibujan con sus derechos y rev\u00e9s una hermosa flor, y llama al peque\u00f1o Enrique, quien tendr\u00e1 como seis a\u00f1os.<br \/>Es un d\u00eda decisivo para su v\u00e1stago pues ser\u00e1 la primera vez que se aventure a salir solo, a la esquina de la calle, a comprar tortillas&#8230;<br \/>\u2013Hijo, por favor, puedes ir a comprar un kilo de tortillas con don Maseco&#8230; checa bien el cambio porque luego es medio tramposo&#8230;<a name='more'><\/a><br \/>Por supuesto&#8230; s\u00f3lo con una gran cantidad de imaginaci\u00f3n pudiera ser posible recrear este pasaje ficticio&#8230; estoy seguro que do\u00f1a Mar\u00eda del Perpetuo Socorro Ofelia Nieto S\u00e1nchez jam\u00e1s mand\u00f3 a su hijo, hoy precandidato del PRI a la presidencia, por tortillas&#8230;<br \/>II<br \/>En descargo de Enrique Pe\u00f1a Nieto, el mexicano, el hombre, la persona, puedo decir que no est\u00e1 obligado a saber a c\u00f3mo est\u00e1 el kilo de tortillas&#8230; aun cuando despu\u00e9s de que se lo pregunt\u00e9 a Fernando, Ariel, Fili, Josu\u00e9 y hasta \u201cAta\u00fad\u201d, mi caricaturista favorito, quien no s\u00f3lo me presumi\u00f3 el costo del kilo de tortillas sino tambi\u00e9n el de tomate&#8230; qui\u00e9n sabe&#8230;<br \/>El kilo de tortilla lo compro a diez pesos en la expendedora m\u00e1s cercana a mi casa que est\u00e1 a unos diez minutos a pie. En Walmart est\u00e1 a seis pesos, no estoy seguro, pero all\u00ed no me gustan las tortillas porque al calor de la parrilla, \u00a1se hacen mini-tortillas!<br \/>Luego entonces, si bien Enrique Pe\u00f1a Nieto es \u201cinocente\u201d por no saber el precio del kilo de tortillas, s\u00ed puede considerarse \u201cculpable\u201d tan solo por su respuesta: \u201cNo soy la se\u00f1ora de la casa\u201d. \u00a1Ouch!<br \/>Pero&#8230; \u00bfqu\u00e9 podemos esperar de un joven que desciende de ex presidentes municipales y ex gobernadores? su educaci\u00f3n est\u00e1 basada en \u201cser\u201d no en \u201csaber ser\u201d y por lo tanto, est\u00e1 visto que \u00e9l quiere \u201cser presidente\u201d, no \u201csaber ser presidente\u201d&#8230; \u00a1vaya! una especie de \u201cPrincipito\u201d.<br \/>III<br \/>Lo que no podemos negar en Pe\u00f1a Nieto es que se ha convertido en una especie de promotor de la Cultura General que bien podr\u00eda ser hasta la figura del famoso juego de preguntas llamado \u201cMarathon\u201d. A ra\u00edz de sus pifias, ha logrado que tanto pol\u00edticos como no pol\u00edticos se esmeren por saber lo que el mexiquense sencillamente no sabe.<br \/>Hoy, es imperdonable que nadie sepa tres libros y sus autores, as\u00ed como el salario m\u00ednimo en el pa\u00eds y, por supuesto, el kilo de las tortillas y si se puede, hasta del az\u00facar, el tomate y por ah\u00ed, frijoles y leche&#8230; pa\u2019 que no haya lugar al albur.<br \/>IV<br \/>El \u201cNo soy la se\u00f1ora de la casa\u201d implica una especie de machismo malentendido. Si bien, es cierto que las mujeres son m\u00e1s acuciosas en t\u00e9rminos de compras, ahorros, comparaci\u00f3n de precios y gangas, y el hombre es m\u00e1s pragm\u00e1tico a la hora de realizar una compra, la econom\u00eda familiar en estos d\u00edas no se puede entender sin la cooperaci\u00f3n de las partes que comprenden una familia: esposo, esposa, hijos, abuelos, sobrinos, etc\u00e9tera&#8230; claro, me refiero a la econom\u00eda de la familia com\u00fan en nuestro pa\u00eds&#8230; porque si imagino a la familia Pe\u00f1a Nieto-Rivera, si comen tortilllas, de seguro mandan a la chacha&#8230; \u00a1y de harina por favor!<\/p>\n<p>e-mail: <a href=\"mailto:dor00@hotmail.com\">dor00@hotmail.com<\/a><br \/>twitter: Los_Politicos<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Salvador Mu\u00f1ozLos Pol\u00edticos Por favor, estimado lector, imagine el siguente pasaje:Do\u00f1a Mar\u00eda del Perpetuo Socorro Ofelia Nieto S\u00e1nchez saca de su monedero algunas monedas; toma una servilleta, de \u00e9sas bordadas con hilos de m\u00faltiples colores que dibujan con sus derechos y rev\u00e9s una hermosa flor, y llama al peque\u00f1o Enrique, quien tendr\u00e1 como seis a\u00f1os.Es [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"tdm_status":"","tdm_grid_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-5446","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-sin-categoria"},"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.9 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>\u00a1Las tortillas! 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