{"id":5499,"date":"2011-11-26T00:38:00","date_gmt":"2011-11-26T00:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/?p=5499"},"modified":"2014-10-10T03:04:02","modified_gmt":"2014-10-10T03:04:02","slug":"dos-mandamientos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=5499","title":{"rendered":"Dos mandamientos"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/1-La-calle-en-sentido-a-campo-de-tiro-fue-cerrada-para-remover-el-asfalto.jpg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"300\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/1-La-calle-en-sentido-a-campo-de-tiro-fue-cerrada-para-remover-el-asfalto-300x225.jpg\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><b>Salvador Mu\u00f1oz<\/b><br \/><i>Los Pol\u00edticos<\/i><\/p>\n<div>Qui\u00e9n sabe cu\u00e1ndo, pero a la mujer se le meti\u00f3 entre ceja y ceja que quer\u00eda una tina&#8230; no s\u00e9 usted, caballero, pero creo que los hombres somos m\u00e1s simplistas y pr\u00e1cticos. Vaya, al menos yo soy feliz con un retrete limpio y una regadera para ba\u00f1arme. \u00bfUna tina? La idea de la mujer ya en s\u00ed conllevaba un problema serio: un d\u00eda lo iba a hacer.<br \/>Cr\u00e9anme que no basta decir: \u201cvamos a comprar la tina\u201d porque ello contrajo cambiar el azulejo, piso, techo y un mundo de aditamentos que giran en torno al ba\u00f1o que los ojos simples de un hombre que se precie de serlo, jam\u00e1s ver\u00eda.<br \/>Llam\u00f3 a los alba\u00f1iles, pregunt\u00f3 costo, material y cuanta cosa se le ocurri\u00f3. Y empez\u00f3 el martirio&#8230; \u201cvamos a escoger la tina\u201d&#8230; despu\u00e9s la frase se tradujo a \u201cvamos a escoger el azulejo\u201d y por \u00faltimo: \u201cvamos a comprar material\u201d que en esas palabras encierra cajas de azulejo, cemento, crest, arena, tabiques, etc\u00e9tera, que me costaron una torcedura en mi mu\u00f1eca izquierda, una cortada en uno de mis dedos y saber que simplemente nunca nac\u00ed para cargar cosas pesadas&#8230;<br \/>Bueno, hay que verle el lado bueno al asunto&#8230; cuando subimos los azulejos, disfrut\u00e9 ver a mi yerno cargando como mula&#8230; esa imagen nadie me la quita&#8230; jejeje&#8230;<br \/><a name='more'><\/a><br \/>II<br \/><embed flashvars=\"host=picasaweb.google.com&amp;captions=1&amp;hl=es&amp;feat=flashalbum&amp;RGB=0x000000&amp;feed=https%3A%2F%2Fpicasaweb.google.com%2Fdata%2Ffeed%2Fapi%2Fuser%2F118025419509602253294%2Falbumid%2F5679093995058568913%3Falt%3Drss%26kind%3Dphoto%26hl%3Des\" height=\"267\" pluginspage=\"http:\/\/www.macromedia.com\/go\/getflashplayer\" src=\"https:\/\/picasaweb.google.com\/s\/c\/bin\/slideshow.swf\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"400\"><\/embed><br \/>Hay preocupaci\u00f3n entre los vecinos de la avenida L\u00f3pez Velarde, all\u00e1 en la colonia Vasconcelos de Xalapa.<br \/>Lo que parec\u00eda ser un buen augurio, est\u00e1 a punto de convertirse en una pesadilla.<\/p>\n<p>Le cuento lo que me platic\u00f3  Oscar Antonio Mendoza, de la citada calle, respecto a algo que ya es angustiante para el grueso de los vecinos:<br \/>Pues sucede que el jueves de la semana pasada, maquinaria pesada lleg\u00f3 a levantar el pavimento de la calle que cubre el carril hacia la colonia Campo de Tiro.<br \/>La raz\u00f3n que dio la constructora encargada de ello, tan simple como agradable: <br \/>\u201cHab\u00edan llegado los recursos para cambiarlo por concreto hidr\u00e1ulico\u201d.<br \/>Para los vecinos, sorprendidos, les pareci\u00f3 una noticia buena pero no esperada&#8230; y su desconcierto obedec\u00eda a una cosa mas simple: \u00bfpor qu\u00e9 levantar el asfalto que se encontraba en perfectas condiciones, m\u00e1s cuando no tiene ni el a\u00f1o que se hab\u00eda cambiado? S\u00ed, all\u00e1 mediados de mayo, de este mismo 2011&#8230;<br \/>III<br \/>Total que una ma\u00f1ana, despu\u00e9s de asearme, la mujer retir\u00f3 todas las cosas del ba\u00f1o porque iban a venir los alba\u00f1iles&#8230; en cuatro d\u00edas, me aseguraba, estar\u00eda disfrutando de su tina&#8230; pero pues pasaron los cuatro d\u00edas&#8230; es m\u00e1s, van para ocho, y la famosa tina, si bien la veo ya puesta, el ba\u00f1o a\u00fan est\u00e1 fuera de servicio&#8230;<br \/>\u00bfY qu\u00e9 conlleva esto? Dos cosas.<br \/>La primera: Mi aseo personal se ha vuelto una tortura, porque tengo que trasladarme a casa de mi suegra a darme los duchazos&#8230; aclaro: La tortura es el traslado, no ver a mi suegra. <br \/>La segunda: Durante este lapso en que se ha trabajado en el ba\u00f1o (nada m\u00e1s tenemos un servicio) encontr\u00e9 el amor&#8230; \u00a1amo a mi esf\u00ednter! Entrar en detalles ser\u00eda bochornoso tanto para usted como para m\u00ed&#8230; por eso se lo dejo a la imaginaci\u00f3n&#8230;<br \/>IV<br \/>Oscar Antonio Mendoza me cuenta que despu\u00e9s de que la Constructora les dio la \u00bfbuena nueva? empez\u00f3 a retirar el pavimento a lo largo de una cuadra y media&#8230; este martes reci\u00e9n pasado, ya no se presentaron a trabajar&#8230; las m\u00e1quinas utilizadas para remover el asfalto desaparecieron&#8230;<br \/>Aseguran los vecinos ma\u00f1aneros que un tr\u00e1iler lleg\u00f3 muy temprano porque \u201clas hab\u00eda ido a traer\u201d&#8230;<br \/>Es all\u00ed cuando empieza la preocupaci\u00f3n de los vecinos de la calle L\u00f3pez Velarde&#8230; lo que escucharon de los trabajadores les parec\u00eda incre\u00edble: \u00a1se hab\u00edan equivocado de calle! \u00a1no se ten\u00eda que remover ese asfalto! \u00a1la obra se ten\u00eda que realizar en otra colonia cercana!<br \/>No se dio a conocer en los medios que el pasado mi\u00e9rcoles, los vecinos cerraron en ambos sentidos, los dos carriles para manifestarse y expresar su inconformidad con lo sucedido, puesto que al realizarse esta \u201cobra inconclusa\u201d, se ocasionaron problemas de tr\u00e1fico: no pod\u00edan entrar a sus casas con sus veh\u00edculos y ten\u00edan que buscar d\u00f3nde estacionarlos. Tambi\u00e9n quer\u00edan saber qu\u00e9 iba a pasar con la calle, si se iba a componer o no.<br \/>V<br \/>Oigo a los alba\u00f1iles trabajar&#8230; le echan ganas&#8230; su retraso obedeci\u00f3 a que se les descompuso un aparato que sirve para cortar losa o azulejos&#8230; \u00a1no s\u00e9! pero ese problema me cost\u00f3 m\u00e1s de dos entripados (y no por estar enojado) as\u00ed como dos d\u00edas sin ba\u00f1o&#8230; ya nada m\u00e1s espero que el s\u00e1bado o el domingo tengan listo el ba\u00f1o&#8230; cr\u00e9anme que extra\u00f1o m\u00e1s mi retrete que deseos de estrenar la tina&#8230; la famosa tina.<br \/>VI <br \/>En tanto, los vecinos de L\u00f3pez Velarde, en la colonia Vasconcelos, se preguntan: \u00bfcu\u00e1ndo compondr\u00e1n su calle? \u00bfde d\u00f3nde van a sacar los recursos? y lo m\u00e1s importante: \u00bfqui\u00e9n se har\u00e1 responsable de estas acciones? \u00bfla constructora o ser\u00e1 Obras P\u00fablicas del ayuntamiento local? \u00bfQui\u00e9n debi\u00f3 supervisar que dicha obra se realizara en el lugar y tiempo convenido? \u00bfEl ayuntamiento se har\u00e1 cargo de restaurar la calle? \u00bfEl\u00edzabeth vendr\u00e1 a \u201creinaugurar\u201d la calle y a promocionar las tirolesas que se instalaron en diversos parques de la ciudad como lo hizo en la apertura de la renovada R\u00edo Verde en la Carolino Anaya?<br \/>Muchas preguntas se hacen los vecinos en voz de Oscar Antonio Mendoza, quien deja im\u00e1genes de lo ocurrido en esa calle.<br \/>VII<br \/>Moraleja: Tanto en mi obra como en la del Ayuntamiento, al parecer, habr\u00e1 dos mandamientos:<br \/>1) A m\u00ed, literalmente, cuando se encabrone la mujer, me mandar\u00e1 a dormir a la tina&#8230;<br \/>2) \u00bfSe imagina a d\u00f3nde mandar\u00e1n a la alcaldesa los vecinos de la calle L\u00f3pez Velarde si realmente hubo alg\u00fan pendejo que se equivoc\u00f3 de calle para hacer obra?<\/p>\n<p>e-mail: <a href=\"mailto:dor00@hotmail.com\">dor00@hotmail.com<\/a><br \/>twitter: Los_Politicos<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Salvador Mu\u00f1ozLos Pol\u00edticos Qui\u00e9n sabe cu\u00e1ndo, pero a la mujer se le meti\u00f3 entre ceja y ceja que quer\u00eda una tina&#8230; no s\u00e9 usted, caballero, pero creo que los hombres somos m\u00e1s simplistas y pr\u00e1cticos. Vaya, al menos yo soy feliz con un retrete limpio y una regadera para ba\u00f1arme. \u00bfUna tina? 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