{"id":5595,"date":"2011-10-31T00:55:00","date_gmt":"2011-10-31T00:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/?p=5595"},"modified":"2014-10-10T03:04:10","modified_gmt":"2014-10-10T03:04:10","slug":"portavoz-de-la-muerte","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=5595","title":{"rendered":"Portavoz de la Muerte"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Salvador Mu\u00f1oz<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-style:italic;\">Los Pol\u00edticos<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Hoy quiero darle unas noticias,<br \/>no de jalug\u00fc\u00edn ni de espantos,<br \/>siendo m\u00e1s tradicionales,<br \/>me refiero a Todos Santos.<\/p>\n<p>Las noticias a las que refiero,<br \/>son las que uno ver quisiera:<br \/>Que todos nuestros pol\u00edticos<br \/>est\u00e9n metros bajo tierra.<\/p>\n<p>Antes de seguir, preciso<br \/>para que no haya espantado<br \/>una calavera es burla,<br \/>no para estar de arrastrado.<\/p>\n<p>Y si el editor me censura,<br \/>mi columna va sacando;<br \/>La Muerte me la haga buena<br \/>Y ha de morir cagando. <\/p>\n<p>Una vez las cosas claras,<br \/>empiezo mis calaveras<br \/>con una intenci\u00f3n que rija:<br \/>que de risa se me mueran:<\/p>\n<p>Empecemos por Duarte<br \/>que qued\u00f3 en puro hueso,<br \/>paradojas de la muerte<br \/>falleci\u00f3 por sobrepeso.<\/p>\n<p>Ser fiel su cruel desgracia<br \/>que llegaba a los hinojos,<br \/>El amor por un negro<br \/>nos deja n\u00fameros rojos.<\/p>\n<p>Mejor hablemos de Buganza<br \/>el panista de mentira<br \/>que se hizo rico con el negro<br \/>negociando con la \u201ctira\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>No fue leal a Duarte o Fidel,<br \/>fue fiel nom\u00e1s al dinero<br \/>Arda entonces en el averno<br \/>este \u201cpol\u00edtico\u201d palero.<\/p>\n<p>\u00bfY qu\u00e9 decir de Memo Herrera,<br \/>que era convergente?<br \/>quien con el negro anda,<br \/>aprende lo indecente.<\/p>\n<p>La l\u00e1pida, al de la Secom,<br \/>Y Memo, correcci\u00f3n implora:<br \/>\u201cSoy Jefe de Oficina de Gobierno&#8230;<br \/>No, Barbie, la constructora\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Un negocio ofrece a Berm\u00fadez,<br \/>en la Muerte es algo inusual:<br \/>\u201cHacer del puerto y Boca<br \/> una gran sucursal\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>El secre de Seguridad medita:<br \/>\u201csi le entro al negocio del alma,<br \/>habr\u00eda que imponer al jarocho<br \/>placas, chip \u00a1y tambi\u00e9n su alarma!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Y es que a como van las cosas,<br \/>sin querer ser omisos<br \/>Veracruz, que era tierra viva<br \/>hoy est\u00e1 llena de occisos.<\/p>\n<p>No se trata de ser negativo,<br \/>pues la delincuencia es un mal;<br \/>igual que gripe o gonorrea,<br \/>est\u00e1 a nivel nacional.<\/p>\n<p>Para el mal, un remedio<br \/>que sea como vacuna:<br \/>mueran los funcionarios,<br \/>nos hereden su fortuna.<\/p>\n<p>Mas no todos son transas,<br \/> por si alguno lo creyera,<br \/>Hay quienes fueron ricas<br \/>Haci\u00e9ndola de tortillera.<\/p>\n<p>En el PRI hubo un caso<br \/>de una dama tan singular,<br \/>Del amor hizo fortuna<br \/>siendo secre particular.<\/p>\n<p>Particular no es este caso<br \/>All\u00ed est\u00e1 tambi\u00e9n Aldo Lara:<br \/>lo hacen dirigente juvenil,<br \/>H\u00e9ctor y Corintia dan la cara.<\/p>\n<p>Dicen que as\u00ed como era novio,<br \/>auxiliar fue, reclama la banda<br \/>pero si fue auxiliar de Corintia&#8230;<br \/>\u00bfQu\u00e9 fue de Yunes Landa?<\/p>\n<p>Lo que sea o como sea<br \/>muere el michoacano<br \/>Si bien le dieron el Frente,<br \/>tambi\u00e9n le dieron por&#8230; \u00a1por la mano!<\/p>\n<p>Hermanar a las ciudades,<br \/>lo com\u00fan en los pol\u00edticos<br \/>no importa de donde sean,<br \/>tampoco gordos o tilicos.<\/p>\n<p>Como ejemplo, un caso<br \/>Duarte y Pe\u00f1a Nieto&#8230;<br \/>\u00bfNo fueron ellos?, me dicen<br \/>entonces, lo acepto: Miento:<\/p>\n<p>Se herman\u00f3 Toluca y Xalapa<br \/>pero fue otra mentirilla:<br \/>No fue chorizo con chile&#8230;<br \/>sino chorizo&#8230; \u00a1con tortilla!<\/p>\n<p>Eso a la muerte no le importa<br \/>agarra a todos por igual&#8230;<br \/>negro, blanco, prieto o amarillo<br \/>\u00a1y tambi\u00e9n homosexual!<\/p>\n<p>El que mucho aprieta poco abarca<br \/>con esta entonces me despido<br \/>pues habr\u00e1 muchos ofendidos<br \/>pero \u00e9chenle bronca a la parca&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Yo s\u00f3lo fui el portavoz<br \/>de sus simples decisiones<br \/>si lleva a transas e ineptos,<br \/>por m\u00ed, \u00a1que llene los panteones!<\/p>\n<p>e-mail: dor00@hotmail.com<br \/>twitter: Los_Politicos<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Salvador Mu\u00f1ozLos Pol\u00edticos Hoy quiero darle unas noticias,no de jalug\u00fc\u00edn ni de espantos,siendo m\u00e1s tradicionales,me refiero a Todos Santos. 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