{"id":5678,"date":"2011-10-10T02:33:00","date_gmt":"2011-10-10T02:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/?p=5678"},"modified":"2014-10-09T05:05:09","modified_gmt":"2014-10-09T05:05:09","slug":"asesorias","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=5678","title":{"rendered":"Asesor\u00edas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Salvador Mu\u00f1oz<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-style:italic;\">Los Pol\u00edticos<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Hubo una noticia de fin de semana que me llam\u00f3 la atenci\u00f3n, m\u00e1s cuando por estos lares, habr\u00edan de estar Chepina, el reci\u00e9n casado Marcelo Ebrard, el informe de Pepe Yunes y el Consejo Pol\u00edtico estatal del PRI: Shakira, como asesora en Excelencia Educativa para Hispanos, para el Gobierno de Obama.<br \/>Esa palabrita&#8230; \u201casesor\u201d&#8230;<br \/>En nuestro \u00e1mbito, un \u201casesor\u201d es una forma de pagar facturas. Se le nombra \u201cAsesor\u201d para que de cierta forma l\u00edcita (o lisita), cobre un jugoso sueldo.<br \/>Incluso se juega la broma que la etimolog\u00eda de la palabra \u201casesor\u201d viene de \u201case\u201d=hacer y \u201csor\u201d=madre, es decir, \u201cel que hace madres\u201d aunque en su evoluci\u00f3n concluy\u00f3 en \u201cel que hace ni madres\u201d.<br \/>Siendo m\u00e1s precisos, \u201casesor\u201d es una palabra con etimolog\u00edas latinas, donde se citaba as\u00ed al asistente de un juez romano, quien antes de dictar sentencia, le dec\u00eda a su assessor: \u201c\u00bfC\u00f3mo ves?\u201d A lo que el consejero daba s\u00f3lo su punto de vista. La decisi\u00f3n final estribaba s\u00f3lo en el juez.<br \/>En fin&#8230;<br \/>Desde mi punto de vista, la designaci\u00f3n de Shakira como asesora en el Gobierno de Barak Obama obedece s\u00f3lo a una cosa: Atraer el voto hispano m\u00e1s que educaci\u00f3n.<br \/>S\u00ed, pareciera que no s\u00f3lo en M\u00e9xico se cuecen habas en aras de mantener el poder.<br \/>As\u00ed que no nos extra\u00f1e que en breve, nuestros pol\u00edticos, teniendo a la vuelta de la esquina el 2012, llamen a \u201casesores\u201d en diversas materias, para atraer la simpat\u00eda del electorado.<br \/>Entonces, cuando el ciudadano vea a sus funcionarios, candidatos y pol\u00edticos con los siguientes personajes, no se sorprenda:<br \/>* Elizabeth Morales, trayendo como asesor en Seguridad, al guarura de Lucero&#8230; para espantarle con la pistola a la prensa&#8230; pues aunque digan lo que digan, la alcaldesa no tiene pistola.<br \/>* Shariffe Osman pudiera traer como asesor legal al abogado de la ex esposa de Tiger Woods, la ex de Paul MacCartney, la ex de Arnold \u201cChuaceneguer\u201d para evitar que, si se casa en breve, le haga un contrato matrimonial jugoso por si su querer le es infiel&#8230; con eso de que la belleza cansa&#8230;<br \/>* Carolina Gudi\u00f1o, para acabar sus pleitos rancheros con el s\u00edndico To\u00f1o Sierra, llamar\u00eda como asesor en Piedras en el Zapato, al alcalde de Tlapa de Comonfort, en el estado de Guerrero, Willy Reyes&#8230; de tarea.<br \/>* Pepe Yunes Zorrilla se har\u00eda de los servicios de Eduardo Bours, due\u00f1o de Bachoco, con la idea de ver si ahora s\u00ed, le pone huevos a sus aspiraciones&#8230;<br \/>* Si Jorge la Chiquita Uscanga llega a ser Procurador de Justicia, pedir\u00eda a Reynaldo Escobar como su asesor de cabecera&#8230; \u00a1para hacer todo lo contrario a lo que le sugiriera! <br \/>* Salvador Manzur pedir\u00eda la asesor\u00eda de un experto en dietas, no tanto para que suba de peso, sino para que aprenda el dif\u00edcil arte de tragar sapos en la pol\u00edtica, a ver si as\u00ed me vuelven a mandar los boletines que genera su trabajo&#8230;<br \/>* El que est\u00e1 medio raro, es Alfredo G\u00e1ndara, a quien el Contralor le pidi\u00f3 no que baje \u201ccien kilos\u201d, sino que los devuelva&#8230; dicen que pidi\u00f3 la asesor\u00eda del ex gobernador Fidel Herrera&#8230;<br \/>* Y si no regresa Enrique Jackson despu\u00e9s de su papelazo como secretario t\u00e9cnico del Consejo Pol\u00edtico del PRI, yo, Salvador Mu\u00f1oz, me propongo como asesor del Gobernador Javier Duarte&#8230; como soy medio pendejo, le cobrar\u00eda la mitad de lo que cobra Enrique Jackson.<\/p>\n<p>e-mail: dor00@hotmail.com<br \/>twitter: Los_Politicos<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Salvador Mu\u00f1ozLos Pol\u00edticos Hubo una noticia de fin de semana que me llam\u00f3 la atenci\u00f3n, m\u00e1s cuando por estos lares, habr\u00edan de estar Chepina, el reci\u00e9n casado Marcelo Ebrard, el informe de Pepe Yunes y el Consejo Pol\u00edtico estatal del PRI: Shakira, como asesora en Excelencia Educativa para Hispanos, para el Gobierno de Obama.Esa palabrita&#8230; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"tdm_status":"","tdm_grid_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-5678","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-sin-categoria"},"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.9 - 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