{"id":5742,"date":"2011-09-25T21:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-09-25T21:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/?p=5742"},"modified":"2014-10-09T05:05:15","modified_gmt":"2014-10-09T05:05:15","slug":"la-circuncision-de-happy-feet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=5742","title":{"rendered":"La circuncisi\u00f3n de Happy Feet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Liz Mariana Bravo Flores<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-style:italic;\">Andanzas de una Nutria <\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cYa se van los ping\u00fcinos, todos juntos sobre un trozo de hielo, que sobre el mar helado flota mientras su canto se pierde a lo lejos.\u201d<br \/>Happy feet<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Tras nuestra caminata en la playa a la luz de la luna, en la que Chocorrol me confes\u00f3 para llorar hasta el tu\u00e9tano por mi \u00faltima desilusi\u00f3n amorosa, nos instalamos en el caracter\u00edstico tronco del Paso de Do\u00f1a Juana para desahogarme y re\u00edrnos de las tonter\u00edas que se hacen por una pareja. <br \/>La lluvia y el fr\u00edo de madrugada nos hicieron regresar a donde nos encontrar\u00edamos con una pareja de amigos, quienes dadas las condiciones de Happy Feet, uno de los amigos, en las que \u00e9l se encontraba, decidieron quedarse a tomar una siesta en su auto. <br \/>La aventura comenz\u00f3 cuando al llegar, hallamos s\u00f3lo una nota escurrida sobre el parabrisas del jeep: \u201cRegresamos a Xalapa, tu compadre empez\u00f3 a sentirse mal de su operaci\u00f3n. Gracias por todo\u201d.<br \/> Palidec\u00ed al recordar que ella se hab\u00eda ofrecido a guardar las llaves del jeep en su bolso. Chocorrol y yo buscamos desesperadamente a ver si, por alguna iluminaci\u00f3n de la vida, se les hab\u00eda ocurrido dejarlas dentro del veh\u00edculo \u2013que estaba abierto-, o escondidas en alguna llanta o sitio del mismo, pero fue en vano.<br \/> La siguiente ilusi\u00f3n fue intentar arrancarlo s\u00f3lo con los cables pero, seg\u00fan Chocorrol, esos coches es casi imposible arrancarlos as\u00ed.<br \/> Sin perder m\u00e1s tiempo, llam\u00e9 por tel\u00e9fono con la esperanza de que apenas hubieran tomado carretera.<br \/> Eran casi las 7:00. Contest\u00f3 mi compadre, adolorido, pues la arena y la sal marina le hab\u00edan irritado su parte m\u00e1s \u00edntima y reci\u00e9n circundada, pero a salvo pues ya estaba ba\u00f1ado y pl\u00e1cido en su cama.<br \/> Mientras esper\u00e1bamos las llaves de regreso en el Paso de Do\u00f1a Juana, Chocorrol y yo pescamos, nadamos, desayunamos unas deliciosas picaditas con Esteban y Gloria, tomamos el sol, asamos carnes y camarones en la fogata, en fin, disfrutamos la estancia en la playa y cumplimos con el objetivo de distraerme y olvidarme de los desamores.<br \/>Vi a Happy Feet acercarse con su andar de ping\u00fcino para entregar las llaves y entonces me pregunt\u00e9 en qu\u00e9 momento se nos ocurri\u00f3 que un campamento en la playa le har\u00eda bien a su circuncisi\u00f3n.<br \/> Una vez con el control, regres\u00f3 a Xalapa y el Chocorrol y yo nos fuimos a explorar sitios desconocidos. Tomamos rumbo a Actopan por la brecha frente a la salida del Paso de Do\u00f1a Juana.<br \/> Nos divertimos brincando y explotando las funciones del jeep, hasta que llegamos a un balneario de agua corriente para aprender los principios b\u00e1sicos de bucear. Hab\u00eda poca gente dentro del agua ya que el r\u00edo la tra\u00eda helada y con presi\u00f3n.<br \/> Comenc\u00e9 a meter un pie y poco a poco el resto del cuerpo que, al ser tocado por el agua sent\u00eda como se adormec\u00eda por completo.<br \/> Era imposible permanecer en un lugar ya que la corriente te arrastraba r\u00edo abajo. Justo ah\u00ed Chocorrol me explic\u00f3 c\u00f3mo respirar y sumergirme para bucear, qu\u00e9 hacer en caso de que un remolino me atrapara y la posici\u00f3n que deb\u00eda adoptar mi cuerpo si el r\u00edo me arrastraba.<br \/> Para entonces, ya hab\u00eda entrado en equilibrio t\u00e9rmico con el agua y me divert\u00ed dando vueltas, sumergi\u00e9ndome y dej\u00e1ndome llevar por la corriente cual nutria que soy. <br \/>Regresamos a Xalapa con cautela por el birlo del jeep, que tan amablemente un talachero nos barri\u00f3 al cambiar la llanta antes de salir de la ciudad, de noche y puebleando por sitios desconocidos de Veracruz, con los viejos amores arrancados por la corriente del r\u00edo y sumergidos en las profundidades del mar; y con la satisfacci\u00f3n de haber disfrutado, pese a los impedimentos de Happy Feet, entre amigos de un fin de semana de pesca y aventura.<\/p>\n<p>nutriamarina@gmail.com<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Liz Mariana Bravo FloresAndanzas de una Nutria \u201cYa se van los ping\u00fcinos, todos juntos sobre un trozo de hielo, que sobre el mar helado flota mientras su canto se pierde a lo lejos.\u201dHappy feet Tras nuestra caminata en la playa a la luz de la luna, en la que Chocorrol me confes\u00f3 para llorar hasta [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"tdm_status":"","tdm_grid_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-5742","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-sin-categoria"},"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v28.1 - 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