{"id":6037,"date":"2011-07-08T04:12:00","date_gmt":"2011-07-08T04:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/?p=6037"},"modified":"2014-10-09T03:41:18","modified_gmt":"2014-10-09T03:41:18","slug":"el-matrimonio-feliz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=6037","title":{"rendered":"El matrimonio feliz"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Salvador Mu\u00f1oz<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-style:italic;\">Los Pol\u00edticos<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Para que haya una discusi\u00f3n, m\u00ednimo se necesitan dos.<br \/>Esto se aprende f\u00e1cilmente en el matrimonio&#8230; y tambi\u00e9n en la pol\u00edtica.<br \/>Una pelea, una discusi\u00f3n, un altercado, por lo regular deja marcas, palabras, ofensas que quedan grabadas en piedra o en madera, que a pesar de que se limpie, se seque, resane o pula, la herida queda&#8230; en el matrimonio como en la pol\u00edtica.<br \/>Es lo mismo que ocurre con el affaire Elba Esther y Yunes Linares&#8230; se ha desatado una discusi\u00f3n que no tiene pies ni cabeza.<br \/>Es innegable que a nadie est\u00e1 beneficiando esta pelea pero s\u00ed a varios perjudicando. Es en s\u00ed, la aplicaci\u00f3n de la ley del Calcet\u00edn en todo su esplendor.<br \/>II<br \/>Llega un hombre a un hotel, pide un cuarto. Apenas se instala, empieza a sufrir estertores intestinales de \u00e9sos que ponen la piel de gallina y un fr\u00edo recorre por tu espalda. De inmediato se dirige al sanitario pero&#8230; \u00a1oh! la puerta est\u00e1 trabada&#8230; empuja, da un empell\u00f3n, forcejea con el picaporte \u00a1y nada! Y los estertores intestinales se agudizan ahora, adem\u00e1s del fr\u00edo espinal, un ligero temblor en las piernas que hace imposible el sost\u00e9n del cuerpo&#8230;<br \/>Desesperado, llama a recepci\u00f3n para que vengan a abrir la puerta del ba\u00f1o. \u201cEn un momento, por favor&#8230;\u201d fue la respuesta pero no llegaba nadie a abrir la maldita puerta mientras que las fuerzas intestinales iban cediendo paso a esa mole que intentaba salir de sus entra\u00f1as.<br \/>No lo pens\u00f3 m\u00e1s. Se deshizo de un zapato, se quit\u00f3 el calcet\u00edn y lo ocup\u00f3 para \u201chacer del cuerpo\u201d.<br \/>El alma volvi\u00f3 a s\u00ed. Las malas vibras se alejaron de \u00e9l y una dicha escatol\u00f3gica apareci\u00f3 fugaz en su rostro pues su mano sosten\u00eda todos los males del planeta en un calcet\u00edn.<br \/>La intenci\u00f3n de deshacerse del calcet\u00edn en el ba\u00f1o se desvaneci\u00f3 porque a\u00fan estaba la puerta atascada. Tirarlo al cesto de basura al lado de su cama no le dar\u00eda un olor agradable por la noche, as\u00ed que decidi\u00f3 acercarse a la ventana y arrojarlo al vac\u00edo sin importarle a qui\u00e9n madres le cayera. La dicha de haber resuelto sus problemas hizo que empezara a girar y girar el calcet\u00edn cual si fuera honda de David y supuso que la p\u00e9rdida de peso era por la velocidad que iba adquiriendo el calcet\u00edn a cada vuelta.<br \/>Al arrojarlo de inmediato se ocult\u00f3 para no ser sorprendido en una risa traviesa pero al voltear, pudo observar que la fuerza centr\u00edfuga hab\u00eda hecho de las suyas salpicando de mierda todo el cuarto&#8230;<br \/>III<br \/>As\u00ed, exactamente, es la pelea de Elba Esther con Yunes Linares. Un calcet\u00edn de mierda girando y girando cada vez m\u00e1s r\u00e1pido. Salpicando, ensuciando y llenando de copro al que est\u00e9 cerca.<br \/>Ya tenemos all\u00ed salpicados a Tom\u00e1s Ruiz, Ulises Ochoa Valdivia, Isaac Gonz\u00e1lez, Ernesto Callejas Briones y el misanteco Gustavo Moreno Ramos&#8230; \u00a1Ah! claro, y el presidente de M\u00e9xico, Felipe Calder\u00f3n Hinojosa.<br \/>El asunto es la negaci\u00f3n&#8230; est\u00e1s lleno de copro pero insistes en decir que est\u00e1s limpio. \u00bfPor qu\u00e9 raz\u00f3n? Pudiera ser por la costumbre. Por ejemplo: Los cerdos (me refiero a la raza porcina, no a los pol\u00edticos) acostumbran a darse ba\u00f1os de lodo y no piensan que est\u00e1n sucios por ello. Hay algunos escarabajos que arrastran bolas de copro y es all\u00ed donde habr\u00e1n de nacer sus hijos y no lo ven sucio&#8230; Hay perros que comen heces de otros canes porque \u00e9stas sencillamente a ellos les huele rico por los alimentos ingeridos y no por ello hacen asco los que se la comen&#8230; \u00bfser\u00e1 que los pol\u00edticos est\u00e9n acostumbrados a tener la mierda en la cara y por eso se digan limpios? No creo&#8230;<br \/>IV<br \/>Les dec\u00eda al principio que los pol\u00edticos deben ser como los matrimonios felices&#8230; si hay que reclamarle algo a la se\u00f1ora o al se\u00f1or \u00a1nunca en la calle! \u00a1nunca en la fiesta! \u00a1nunca en casa de los suegros! \u00a1mucho menos en la de los amigos o compadres! \u00a1y por nada del mundo enfrente de los hijos! Los pol\u00edticos se van a reclamar siempre en la intimidad, en lo oscurito, en donde nadie los vea y mucho menos los oiga, por si se avientan mierda, nadie m\u00e1s salga salpicado&#8230; por supuesto, Elba y Yunes \u00a1ya no es un matrimonio feliz!<\/p>\n<p>e-mail: dor00@hotmail.com<br \/>twitter: Los_Politicos<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Salvador Mu\u00f1ozLos Pol\u00edticos Para que haya una discusi\u00f3n, m\u00ednimo se necesitan dos.Esto se aprende f\u00e1cilmente en el matrimonio&#8230; y tambi\u00e9n en la pol\u00edtica.Una pelea, una discusi\u00f3n, un altercado, por lo regular deja marcas, palabras, ofensas que quedan grabadas en piedra o en madera, que a pesar de que se limpie, se seque, resane o pula, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"tdm_status":"","tdm_grid_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6037","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-sin-categoria"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v28.1 - 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