{"id":6195,"date":"2011-05-30T03:52:00","date_gmt":"2011-05-30T03:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/?p=6195"},"modified":"2014-10-09T03:41:29","modified_gmt":"2014-10-09T03:41:29","slug":"las-novias-del-narco-y-del-gober","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=6195","title":{"rendered":"Las novias del narco&#8230; y del gober"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Salvador Mu\u00f1oz<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-style:italic;\">Los Pol\u00edticos<\/span><\/p>\n<p>La declaraci\u00f3n de Cocoa Calder\u00f3n creo que a cualquiera escandaliza: 40% de las ni\u00f1as de secundaria en Michoac\u00e1n, sue\u00f1an con tener de novio a un narco.<br \/>No dijo m\u00e1s. No especific\u00f3 qui\u00e9n hizo esa encuesta, a qu\u00e9 promedio de estudiantes, la mec\u00e1nica de tal y tampoco hubo reportero que cuestionara el dicho, por lo que esa sola frase, al menos en Michoac\u00e1n, debi\u00f3 sacudir hondo, duro y fuerte.<br \/>Vamos por partes&#8230; Luisa Mar\u00eda (Cocoa) Calder\u00f3n es precandidata del PAN a la gubernatura de ese estado. Para mayor dato, es hermana del presidente Felipe Calder\u00f3n Hinojosa.<br \/>Por otro lado, bajo el supuesto de que sea ver\u00eddico el dato, qu\u00e9 tanto nos ata\u00f1e a los dem\u00e1s ciudadanos que no somos michoacanos y que, por supuesto, luego entonces, nuestras hijas, sobrinas, nietas, hermanas o simplemente miembros de nuestra sociedad, no est\u00e1n en el escandaloso 40 por ciento de ni\u00f1as que quisieran convertirse en una \u201cbuchona\u201d.<br \/>\u00a1Otra vez!<br \/>Se le llama \u201cBuch\u00f3n\u201d, all\u00e1 en el norte del pa\u00eds, espec\u00edficamente en Sinaloa, a aquel individuo que de la noche a la ma\u00f1ana, despu\u00e9s de andar a pata, ahora anda en Hummer, viste ropa de marca y despilfarra dinero como si lo&#8230; si lo&#8230; sudara.<br \/>Vaya, se podr\u00eda aplicar ese refr\u00e1n que reza: El amor, el dinero, lo pendejo y narco, no se pueden ocultar.<br \/>Pero siendo a\u00fan m\u00e1s exhaustivos en nuestra definici\u00f3n, hemos de decir que a una planta que ac\u00e1 conocemos como Lirio acu\u00e1tico, por otros lados la identifican como \u201cBuch\u00f3n de Agua\u201d.<br \/>En Sinaloa, cuando el ind\u00edgena empez\u00f3 a tomar agua contaminada, una bacteria le provocaba cierta inflamaci\u00f3n en la garganta, por lo que lo llamaron \u201cBuch\u00f3n\u201d&#8230; es decir: De buche grande.<br \/>Entonces, de manera despectiva, igual se identifica al Buch\u00f3n, como al sujeto que de repente, cuenta con dinero y lujos&#8230; s\u00f3lo escribo lo que se cuenta: \u201cun indio con mucho buche, pero contaminado\u201d.<br \/>Luego entonces, a la novia del \u201cBuch\u00f3n\u201d se le llama \u201cBuchona\u201d.<br \/>La Buchona s\u00f3lo busca una cosa en ese novio: Dinero&#8230; \u00bfpara qu\u00e9? Para ir de compras a la plaza, adquirir ropa, zapatos, accesorios, celular, lo \u00faltimo en tecnolog\u00eda de comunicaciones, salir del entorno econ\u00f3mico en que vive, sacar de la pobreza a su familia, etc\u00e9tera.<br \/>Tambi\u00e9n, si el \u201cBuch\u00f3n\u201d ya tiene m\u00e1s camino recorrido en su negocio, y quiere invertir en su \u201cbuchona\u201d, habr\u00e1 de mandarla a hacer una buena hojalater\u00eda&#8230; es decir: M\u00e1s bubis, m\u00e1s cintura, m\u00e1s nalgas, una nariz respingada.<br \/>\u00bfMmm? Entre las leyendas urbanas se habla de un gobernador que gustaba de hacer lo mismo que un \u201cBuch\u00f3n\u201d&#8230; les daba plazas a sus \u201cbuchonas\u201d, les daba casas a sus \u201cbuchonas\u201d, les daba carros \u00faltimo modelo a sus \u201cbuchonas\u201d, y dicen, no me consta, que a una hasta le mand\u00f3 a hacer una himenoplast\u00eda&#8230; es decir: \u00a1La hizo virgen de nuevo!<br \/>Lo incre\u00edble del asunto es que se habla (siempre en esa leyenda urbana) que las mismas madres (o familias) estaban de acuerdo en que sus hijas fueran esa especie de \u201cBuchonas\u201d del Gober.<br \/>Bueno, si la leyenda urbana es cierta, se demuestra que no se necesita ser narco para hacer esas cosas&#8230; \u00bfO s\u00ed?<br \/>A lo mejor, dentro de la fauna pol\u00edtica deber\u00edamos hablar ya de \u201cGobernadores Buchones\u201d&#8230;<br \/>En fin, que una vez comentado y contado todo lo relacionado a las novias del narco, queda averiguar qu\u00e9 es lo que hace a una ni\u00f1a entrando a la adolescencia, considerar como partido a un tipo que inicia como sicario su carrera dentro del narco&#8230;<br \/>La respuesta, es claro, est\u00e1 dentro de casa, ya ni en manos del Gobierno&#8230;<br \/>Ahora, ya no es nada m\u00e1s cuidar a nuestras peque\u00f1as de patanes en camiones de CMAS, conduciendo taxis y envalentonados en un carro con tres o cuatro amigos&#8230; sino tambi\u00e9n de esos Celestinos con sus c\u00f3mplices que todos conocemos y de Gobernadores calientes, sino tambi\u00e9n del buch\u00f3nnes&#8230; el gal\u00e1n de la miseria.<\/p>\n<p>e-mail: dor00@hotmail.com<br \/>twitter: Los _Politicos<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Salvador Mu\u00f1ozLos Pol\u00edticos La declaraci\u00f3n de Cocoa Calder\u00f3n creo que a cualquiera escandaliza: 40% de las ni\u00f1as de secundaria en Michoac\u00e1n, sue\u00f1an con tener de novio a un narco.No dijo m\u00e1s. No especific\u00f3 qui\u00e9n hizo esa encuesta, a qu\u00e9 promedio de estudiantes, la mec\u00e1nica de tal y tampoco hubo reportero que cuestionara el dicho, por [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"tdm_status":"","tdm_grid_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-6195","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-sin-categoria"},"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Las novias del narco... y del gober - Los pol\u00edticos Veracruz<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=6195\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"es_ES\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Las novias del narco... y del gober - Los pol\u00edticos Veracruz\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Salvador Mu\u00f1ozLos Pol\u00edticos La declaraci\u00f3n de Cocoa Calder\u00f3n creo que a cualquiera escandaliza: 40% de las ni\u00f1as de secundaria en Michoac\u00e1n, sue\u00f1an con tener de novio a un narco.No dijo m\u00e1s. 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