{"id":6320,"date":"2011-04-21T02:22:00","date_gmt":"2011-04-21T02:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/?p=6320"},"modified":"2014-10-09T03:41:37","modified_gmt":"2014-10-09T03:41:37","slug":"jesus-en-veracruz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=6320","title":{"rendered":"Jes\u00fas en Veracruz"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Salvador Mu\u00f1oz<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-style:italic;\">Los Pol\u00edticos<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Ning\u00fan l\u00edder como Jes\u00fas de Nazareth ha revolucionado nuestra existencia a tal magnitud que a m\u00e1s de dos mil a\u00f1os, sus preceptos permanecen m\u00e1s vivos que nunca en nuestro diario acontecer.<br \/>Perd\u00f3n por mi emoci\u00f3n, pero es todo un personaje y nadie me lo puede negar.<br \/>Sin ninguna intenci\u00f3n m\u00e1s que la de, en un momento dado, disfrutar la posibilidad remota ubicada en nuestra imaginaci\u00f3n, se ha 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