{"id":6347,"date":"2011-04-12T03:14:00","date_gmt":"2011-04-12T03:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/?p=6347"},"modified":"2014-10-09T03:41:39","modified_gmt":"2014-10-09T03:41:39","slug":"bunga-bunga-o-morir","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=6347","title":{"rendered":"\u00bfBunga-Bunga o morir?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Salvador Mu\u00f1oz<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-style:italic;\">Los Pol\u00edticos<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Que el hombre perdi\u00f3 unas espinas en el pene, de acuerdo a investigaci\u00f3n de cient\u00edficos de la Universidad de Stanford.<br \/>La nota en s\u00ed, pudiera ser hasta morbosa. \u00bfAristas en el pene? Si nos compar\u00e1ramos con los gatos, que, de acuerdo a veterinarios, son los que tienen \u201cespinas\u201d en su miembro, pudi\u00e9ramos decir que entonces dichas esp\u00edculas hubieran servido en el hombre para estimular a la hembra&#8230;<br \/>Pero, la pregunta que se hacen los cient\u00edficos es \u00bfpor qu\u00e9 perdimos las espinas del pene?<br \/>S\u00ed, se llama evoluci\u00f3n pero las razones simplemente ser\u00e1n desconocidas y la comunidad cient\u00edfica tender\u00e1 a miles de hip\u00f3tesis antes de encontrar la respuesta exacta.<br \/>II<br \/>Insisto, la nota no deja de tener un dejo de morbo. El sexo parece que nunca dejar\u00e1 de vender. Le apuesto que si a mi columna la titulo \u201cSEXO\u201d, se leer\u00eda m\u00e1s que cualquier an\u00e1lisis pol\u00edtico concienzudo de los miles que se publican en todo el pa\u00eds. <br \/>Pero, todo esto me hace pensar en otro asunto que implica tambi\u00e9n p\u00e9rdidas. Ochenta y ocho es una cifra que debe espantarnos igual que si fuera uno. No s\u00e9 si lo perciba la gente, pero creo que alcanzamos un nivel de \u201cgenocidio\u201d que debe tenernos con luces rojas no s\u00f3lo al Estado mexicano, sino a cada miembro de la sociedad.<br \/>Ochenta y ocho son los muertos que en menos de una semana fueron encontrados en fosas en el vecino estado de Tamaulipas. \u00bfY qu\u00e9 tiene que ver estos con las espinas del pene? Nada, pero s\u00ed con la p\u00e9rdida de sensaci\u00f3n de lo que deber\u00eda signficar 88 muertos.<br \/>S\u00ed, hay ausencia de sensibilidad.<br \/>III<br \/>En los pol\u00edticos, se ha vuelto com\u00fan una t\u00e1ctica ante sus errores y horrores: La negaci\u00f3n, la victimizaci\u00f3n y el cinismo.<br \/>Ante lo evidente, recomiendan negar todo. Si es inminente, entonces decir que son ataques de sus enemigos pol\u00edticos. Esperar a que la tormenta amaine y si no es as\u00ed, hacer bromas del problema que le achacan.<br \/>El maestro de esta t\u00e1ctica, sin duda alguna, es Berlusconi, ministro italiano, quien se ha hecho famoso por el esc\u00e1ndalo \u201cRuby\u201d, joven menor de edad con la que presumen mantuvo relaciones.<br \/>El asunto de Berlusconi estalla con el famoso \u201cBunga-Bunga\u201d, que tiene muchas definiciones, aunque algunos la explican como un ritual africano de sodomizaci\u00f3n que Gadafi ense\u00f1\u00f3 a su amigo italiano.<br \/>El asunto pas\u00f3 del esc\u00e1ndalo a la broma.<br \/>Hace unos d\u00edas, en la entrega de unos diplomas, Berlusconi solt\u00f3 el chascarrillo con dos rubias estudiantes a las que invitaba al \u201cBunga-Bunga\u201d y cuando un joven, cercano a las damas, le pregunt\u00f3 si podr\u00eda participar \u00e9l tambi\u00e9n, igual lo invit\u00f3.<br \/>IV<br \/>Para ser m\u00e1s precisos.<br \/>Dos exploradores son capturados por una tribu africana. El jefe de la tribu se acerca al primer explorador y le pregunta:<br \/>\u2014\u00bfBunga-Bunga o morir?<br \/>El explorador, temiendo por su vida, dice:<br \/>\u2014\u00a1Bunga-Bunga!<br \/>Entonces los hombres de la tribu sodomizan al explorador.<br \/>Acabada la faena, el jefe de la tribu se acerca al otro explorador y le pregunta:<br \/>\u2014\u00bfBunga-Bunga o morir?<br \/>Valiente, responde:<br \/>\u2014\u00a1Morir!<br \/>Y responde el Jefe:<br \/>\u2014Est\u00e1 bien, pero antes&#8230; \u00a1Bunga-Bunga!<br \/>V<br \/>En conclusi\u00f3n: S\u00ed, no deja de ser interesante imaginarme el pene lleno de aristas con lo que estoy seguro, la relaci\u00f3n sexual ser\u00eda m\u00e1s apasionante. Pero, pues perdimos las espinas y al menos si las volvemos a recuperar, yo no estar\u00e9 en ese proceso de evoluci\u00f3n. Sin embargo, creo que estamos en tiempo de no perder esa sensaci\u00f3n de asombro por un muerto que por 88 en una fosa&#8230; estamos en tiempo de no perder esa sensaci\u00f3n de miedo, ante la ausencia de \u201cc\u00f3digo\u201d que los criminales extraviaron (pensando que alg\u00fan d\u00eda lo tuvieron)&#8230; estamos en tiempo de no perder la esperanza de que somos nosotros, no los diputados, no los alcaldes, no el gobernador ni el presidente de la Rep\u00fablica, quienes les debemos hacer la pregunta si es que yerran en su encomienda: \u00bfBunga-Bunga o morir?<br \/>Basta de que nos la apliquen y a veces sin preguntar.<\/p>\n<p>e-mail: dor00@hotmail.com<br \/>twitter: Los_Politicos<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Salvador Mu\u00f1ozLos Pol\u00edticos Que el hombre perdi\u00f3 unas espinas en el pene, de acuerdo a investigaci\u00f3n de cient\u00edficos de la Universidad de Stanford.La nota en s\u00ed, pudiera ser hasta morbosa. \u00bfAristas en el pene? 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