{"id":6394,"date":"2011-03-29T01:34:00","date_gmt":"2011-03-29T01:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/?p=6394"},"modified":"2014-10-09T03:41:44","modified_gmt":"2014-10-09T03:41:44","slug":"tienes-calor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=6394","title":{"rendered":"\u00bfTienes calor?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Salvador Mu\u00f1oz<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-style:italic;\">Los Pol\u00edticos<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Segundo intento. S\u00ed, por segunda ocasi\u00f3n me siento frente a la pantalla para intentar escribir mi opini\u00f3n del d\u00eda.<br \/>La primera vez, no pude. Y no porque no tuviera nada que escribir, nada que contar, nada que platicar&#8230; lo tengo. Pero sencillamente, no s\u00e9 usted, a m\u00ed me parece imposible escribir con estos \u201cm\u00e9ndigos\u201d calorones que me \u201creapendejan\u201d, como dijera aqu\u00e9l que hoy un radiolocutor llama \u201cpinche irresponsable\u201d ante la crisis que atraviesa el estado de Veracruz.<br \/>S\u00ed, est\u00e1 insoportable \u201cla calor\u201d, como dijeran en Acayucan.<br \/>Y para colmo, las autoridades competentes anuncian que las altas temperaturas habremos de soportarlas \u00a1hasta la madre! bueno, a mediados de mayo, para que no se escandalicen nuestros censores.<br \/>Por supuesto, estas condiciones clim\u00e1ticas ya empiezan a tener consecuencias con tantos incendios forestales en distintos puntos del estado. S\u00ed, tambi\u00e9n repercuten en uno. A m\u00ed, le digo, me \u201creapendeja\u201d. No lo culpo a usted si no quiere salir de su casa, de quedarse haciendo guardia frente a un ventilador o por ducharse las veces que crea necesarias para quitarse ese malestar que provoca sentir el cuerpo pegajoso.<br \/>Y si a nosotros, simples mortales, sufrimos la inclemencia del tiempo, cr\u00e9alo o no, nuestros pol\u00edticos igual la sufren.<br \/>Por ejemplo:<br \/>* Memo Herrera lo tienen \u201cbien calientito\u201d con tanto rumor de que renuncia a la secretar\u00eda de Comunicaciones&#8230;<br \/>* Quien est\u00e1 que no lo calienta el sol, es el secretario de Seguridad P\u00fablica al ser m\u00e1s consuetudinarias las balaceras en diversos puntos del estado&#8230; lo bueno es que hay coordinaci\u00f3n con las autoridades federales&#8230; \u00a1aj\u00e1!<br \/>* Aun con estos pinches calores insoportables, Juan Antonio Lav\u00edn, Julia Olaya, Guadalupe Porras, Marcelo Montiel, Fernando Retureta, entre otros ex alcaldes, prefieren esto que pasar sus d\u00edas en \u201cla sombra\u201d.<br \/>* El gobernador Javier Duarte de Ochoa suda la gota gorda ante tanta actividad que tiene diariamente a lo largo y ancho del estado.<br \/>* Dicen que el \u00fanico que puede soportar los 40 grados sin sufrir es Tom\u00e1s Ruiz&#8230; \u00bfeh? Perd\u00f3n, se refieren a los 40 grados que tienen las bebidas destiladas como el whisky, el ron, el vodka, etc\u00e9tera.<br \/>* Igual refieren que los l\u00edderes sindicales mantienen los recursos de sus agremiados a altas temperaturas&#8230; \u00a1para sudarlos al m\u00e1ximo!<br \/>* Que lo mejor de estas altas temperaturas es que la diputada Ainara Rementer\u00eda est\u00e1 que se derrite&#8230;<br \/>* El protector solar ser\u00e1 in\u00fatil en muchos pol\u00edticos que est\u00e1n bien quemados ante la sociedad.<br \/>* Las autoridades recomiendan que no haya exposici\u00f3n ante los rayos solares porque se puede desvariar, como fue el caso de Harry Jackson Sosa.<br \/>* Se sugiere al lector que no se sorprenda por los comentarios de panistas, priistas, petistas, perredistas, en torno a las alianzas y designaci\u00f3n de candidatos en el Estado de M\u00e9xico: Todos hablar\u00e1n por ardor.<br \/>* Primeras v\u00edctimas de los \u201cGolpes de Calor\u201d: Los alcaldes de Boca del R\u00edo y Tuxpan, Salvador Manzur y Alberto Silva. El gobernador constantemente los visita&#8230; les da calor, pues.<br \/>* Carolina y Elizabeth, v\u00edctimas del frente fr\u00edo gubernamental.<br \/>En fin&#8230; yo sigo \u201creapendejado\u201d con el calor&#8230; y recuerdo un juego de palabras que de ni\u00f1o, hac\u00edamos cuando sent\u00edamos que nos ahogaba el bochorno: \u00bfTienes calor? Y la respuesta era: M\u00e9tete debajo del tambor.<br \/>Por supuesto, se me hac\u00eda absurdo meterme debajo de ese instrumento musical hasta que entend\u00ed que igual pudiera referirse a la base de una cama&#8230;<br \/>Como sea&#8230; tenemos hasta mayo para tratar de mantenernos frescos aunque cr\u00e9ame, que si nuestros pol\u00edticos ac\u00e1 exhibidos \u201cme la refrescan\u201d, de todos modos seguir\u00e9 sufriendo el calor. As\u00ed que por favor&#8230; \u00a1abst\u00e9nganse!<\/p>\n<p>e-mail: dor00@hotmail.com<br \/>twitter: Los_Politicos<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Salvador Mu\u00f1ozLos Pol\u00edticos Segundo intento. S\u00ed, por segunda ocasi\u00f3n me siento frente a la pantalla para intentar escribir mi opini\u00f3n del d\u00eda.La primera vez, no pude. Y no porque no tuviera nada que escribir, nada que contar, nada que platicar&#8230; lo tengo. 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