{"id":6422,"date":"2011-03-21T01:30:00","date_gmt":"2011-03-21T01:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/?p=6422"},"modified":"2014-10-09T03:41:46","modified_gmt":"2014-10-09T03:41:46","slug":"energia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=6422","title":{"rendered":"Energ\u00eda"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Salvador Mu\u00f1oz<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-style:italic;\">Los Pol\u00edticos<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Cuando ni\u00f1o, descubr\u00ed la est\u00e1tica de una forma poco grata: Al agarrar el tubo para subir al \u201curbano\u201d que me llevar\u00eda a la secundaria, recib\u00ed una descarga el\u00e9ctrica.<br \/>No s\u00f3lo eso&#8230; las sillas con descansa-brazos y patas met\u00e1licos son una tortura para m\u00ed porque la est\u00e1tica ya no respeta mi pantal\u00f3n: \u00a1lo atraviesa! y no son pocas las veces que un chasquido en la pierna o en la mano me hacen lanzar una exclamaci\u00f3n como un \u201c\u00a1puta madre!\u201d o \u201c\u00a1chingada madre!\u201d que entre mis compa\u00f1eros de trabajo, ya saben qu\u00e9 significa y socarronamente me dicen: \u201cEs que eres bien corriente\u201d.<br \/>As\u00ed que cuando me dicen que este 21 de marzo mucha gente ha de recargarse de energ\u00eda, para m\u00ed suena un poco raro, por as\u00ed decirlo, aunque respetable.<br \/>Ciertamente, no me veo vestido de blanco, alzando los brazos, en pleno sol, en lo m\u00e1s alto de un cerro o de una pir\u00e1mide.<br \/>Y es que, esto de recargarse de energ\u00eda puede tener sus pros o contras&#8230;<br \/>* Si no, baste recordar a Francisco Fern\u00e1ndez Morales, alias el Potro, quien ped\u00eda que le bajaran el costo a las tarifas de la CFE y hoy goza de una foto-celda.<br \/>* Tambi\u00e9n varos alcaldes tendr\u00e1n que ahorrar muchas energ\u00edas para tratar de cargar la enorme \u201cpila\u201d de problemas que dejaron sus antecesores.<br \/>* En Jap\u00f3n, no les hace gracia el equinoccio y sus mitos de recargarse de energ\u00eda.<br \/>* El calentamiento global no tiene que ver con Alfredo G\u00e1ndara encabronado o que tenga ganas de&#8230;<br \/>* Carlos Brito G\u00f3mez no entiende lo que es la energ\u00eda e\u00f3lica&#8230; \u00a1ya no sopla!<br \/>* En el Farall\u00f3n se obtiene un bronceado \u201cradiante\u201d&#8230; dicen alcaldes aleda\u00f1os a Laguna Verde.<br \/>* La energ\u00eda no se crea ni se destruye&#8230; s\u00f3lo nos transforma: Habitantes de Chernobyl.<br \/>* Todos los cuerpos tienen energ\u00eda&#8230; aun cuando falta descubrirla en los cuerpos de sindicalizados, bur\u00f3cratas y diputados&#8230;<br \/>* Energ\u00eda el\u00e9ctrica, por corriente, usada por muchos pol\u00edticos como Joel Arcos Rold\u00e1n, Celestino Rivera, Fidel Herrera o Noro\u00f1a&#8230;<br \/>* Energ\u00eda del vac\u00edo no implica c\u00f3mo dejaron las arcas las anteriores autoridades estatales o municipales ni la condici\u00f3n craneal de nuestros legisladores locales.<br \/>* Neutr\u00f3n: Pre candidato del PRI al 2012 de voluminoso copete&#8230;<br \/>* Energizer: Conejo con perfil hiperactivo, con cierto grado de esquizofrenia y posible tendencia a las drogas para mantener una actividad enajenante.<br \/>Total que, hagan lo que hagan quienes tengan fe en recargar sus bater\u00edas espirituales este d\u00eda en pleno sol, a m\u00ed no me hacen ni subirme a la azotea.<br \/>La est\u00e1tica ya hace mucho por m\u00ed en cuesti\u00f3n de energ\u00eda.<br \/>Si no, que lo digan los labios de mi esposa, las muchas de las veces que al besarla me \u201cdescarga\u201d todo su amor&#8230; dijera Lucero: \u201cElectricidad \/ cuanto t\u00fa me besas&#8230;\u201d<\/p>\n<p>e-mail: dor00@hotmail.com<br \/>twitter: Los_Politicos<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Salvador Mu\u00f1ozLos Pol\u00edticos Cuando ni\u00f1o, descubr\u00ed la est\u00e1tica de una forma poco grata: Al agarrar el tubo para subir al \u201curbano\u201d que me llevar\u00eda a la secundaria, recib\u00ed una descarga el\u00e9ctrica.No s\u00f3lo eso&#8230; las sillas con descansa-brazos y patas met\u00e1licos son una tortura para m\u00ed porque la est\u00e1tica ya no respeta mi pantal\u00f3n: \u00a1lo atraviesa! 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