{"id":6621,"date":"2011-01-29T00:47:00","date_gmt":"2011-01-29T00:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/?p=6621"},"modified":"2014-10-09T03:42:01","modified_gmt":"2014-10-09T03:42:01","slug":"la-llamada-a-kalimba","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=6621","title":{"rendered":"La llamada a Kalimba"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Arturo Reyes Gonz\u00e1lez<\/span> <\/p>\n<p>Ya sabe c\u00f3mo son las ideas que fluyen con motivo de las circunstancias.<br \/>Hay rumores (cl\u00e1sico, ya sabe) que indican que una vez liberado de culpas y fuera del Cereso de Chetumal, el cantante y no violador de menores Kalimba, se dirigi\u00f3 a tomar el jet privado que lo esperaba en el hangar del \u00e1rea particular del aeropuerto de Chetumal, con rumbo a la ciudad de Toluca, en el Estado de M\u00e9xico, por ser mucho m\u00e1s f\u00e1cil el descenso de aeronaves particulares, y no a la ciudad de M\u00e9xico como en un inicio se esperaba, donde se reunir\u00eda con familiares y amigos cercanos, aunque a la salida de la c\u00e1rcel ya lo esperaban su hermana y abogados.<br \/>Una vez instalado en el interior, en el c\u00f3modo asiento de piel del avi\u00f3n y tras 10 minutos despu\u00e9s del despegue oficial, mientras degustaba una bebida refrescante y escuchaba \u201cel castre\u201d de los compa\u00f1eros por los cientos de chistes y nuevas aplicaciones de las redes sociales al t\u00e9rmino \u201ckalimba\u201d, vincul\u00e1ndolo con violaci\u00f3n, cuentan que una llamada irrumpi\u00f3 en el aparato celular del artista\u2026 <br \/>\u00a1Ring, ring\u2026! Sorprendido por la llamada, al igual que el resto de los presentes, Kalimba decidi\u00f3 contestar\u2026 <br \/>(Kalimba) Hola, s\u00ed\u2026<br \/>\u2014\u00a1Mi estimado amigo, mi hermano\u2026 muchas felicidades!<br \/>(Kalimba) Gracias. \u00bfQui\u00e9n habla?&#8230;<br \/>\u2014Pues qui\u00e9n m\u00e1s, tu amigo Mario\u2026 oye \u00bfd\u00f3nde andas mi rey? Porque habla uno todo el d\u00eda bien de ti, pero te pierdes hijo de la chingada. \u00bfQue vas a ver al copetes?&#8230;<br \/>(Kalimba) \u00a1Ah\u2026 Mario Doom! \u00a1Hermano\u2026 muchas gracias!<br \/>\u2014\u00bfQui\u00e9n? \u00bfDoom? No\u2026 Mario Plutarco\u2026 <br \/>(Kalimba) \u00a1Ahh Plutarco\u2026 hermanito! (Saludo de diputado local plurinominal). C\u00f3mo no, disc\u00falpame no te reconoc\u00eda, \u00bfandas algo ronco, has estado bien?&#8230;<br \/>\u2014S\u00ed, muchas gracias, ya sabes como es esto, ya voy de salida\u2026  <br \/>(Kalimba) Ah claro, s\u00ed, s\u00ed, oye pues muchas gracias por llamar, \u00bfya pudiste recuperarte por completo de tu rompimiento con Ludwika?&#8230;<br \/>\u2014\u00bfCon qui\u00e9n? \u00bfEsa qu\u00e9 edec\u00e1n es?&#8230; Bueno, bueno, olv\u00eddalo, mira nada m\u00e1s te marco para invitarte si quieres o puedes desviarte a Casa Puebla ac\u00e1 en Puebla\u2026 ac\u00e1 estoy\u2026<br \/>(Kalimba) \u00a1Ah mira! \u00bfQu\u00e9 haces ah\u00ed?&#8230; <br \/>\u2014No pues acu\u00e9rdate que ac\u00e1 resido en los \u00faltimos a\u00f1os, aunque ya me voy a mover de aqu\u00ed, pero no te puedo decir a donde\u2026 a unas vacaciones\u2026 luego te cuento\u2026<br \/>(Kalimba) Ah, ok, no pues como sabes, vengo saliendo del Cereso \u2014pinches viejas\u2014, no regreso a Quintana Roo en un buen rato\u2026 voy a ver a la familia\u2026<br \/>\u2014Ah, bien, s\u00ed, ya ni me digas, la m\u00eda tambi\u00e9n ten\u00eda 17\u2026 pero t\u00fa eres el h\u00e9roe de esta pel\u00edcula, pap\u00e1.<br \/>(Kalimba) \u00bfEh?   <br \/>\u2014S\u00ed, pero lo m\u00edo fue nada m\u00e1s la divulgaci\u00f3n de una llamada sexual con la pinche chamaca, mira que se ve\u00eda tan buena y tener 17\u2026 pero qu\u00e9 te cuento a ti, t\u00fa me entiendes a la perfecci\u00f3n\u2026<br \/>(Kalimba) \u00bfA ti tambi\u00e9n te paso lo mismo, algo parecido? <br \/>\u2014S\u00ed, claro, ay, a poco no te acuerdas, me est\u00e1s chingando verdad pap\u00e1, si eres mi h\u00e9roe\u2026 con la edec\u00e1n, con Jessica, cuando era alcalde\u2026<br \/>(Kalimba) \u00bfFuiste alcalde? \u00bfCu\u00e1ndo, d\u00f3nde?<br \/>\u2014Bueno, bueno, mira yo, te hablo, yo para, para, para darte un abrazo, te tengo aqu\u00ed una botella bell\u00edsima de un co\u00f1ac que no s\u00e9 a d\u00f3nde te la mando. Pa que te la eches.<br \/>(Kalimba)\u00bfQui\u00e9n demonios habla? \u00a1Identif\u00edquese!<br \/>\u2014Pues yo pap\u00e1, tu todav\u00eda gober precioso, Mario Plutarco Mar\u00edn Torres, te estoy hablando para que te unas a mi club de manera formal. \u00bfCu\u00e1ndo vienes?&#8230; Hola, hola, alo\u2026 \u00bfKali?&#8230; mmm\u2026 creo que se cort\u00f3 la llamada.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Arturo Reyes Gonz\u00e1lez Ya sabe c\u00f3mo son las ideas que fluyen con motivo de las circunstancias.Hay rumores (cl\u00e1sico, ya sabe) que indican que una vez liberado de culpas y fuera del Cereso de Chetumal, el cantante y no violador de menores Kalimba, se dirigi\u00f3 a tomar el jet privado que lo esperaba en el hangar [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"tdm_status":"","tdm_grid_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-6621","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-sin-categoria"},"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.9 - 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