{"id":6690,"date":"2011-01-14T04:49:00","date_gmt":"2011-01-14T04:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/?p=6690"},"modified":"2014-10-09T03:42:07","modified_gmt":"2014-10-09T03:42:07","slug":"muerte-estupida","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=6690","title":{"rendered":"Muerte est\u00fapida"},"content":{"rendered":"

Salvador Mu\u00f1oz<\/span>
Los Pol\u00edticos<\/span><\/p>\n

Hasta hace unos d\u00edas, manten\u00eda una firme postura de rogarle a Dios por no tener una muerte est\u00fapida.
Defino muerte est\u00fapida a un escenario que, aun muerto, desde el m\u00e1s all\u00e1, me averg\u00fcence de mi fin.
Por ejemplo: No me imagino ser encontrado, tras un terremoto, muerto en el ba\u00f1o justo cuando defecaba\u2026 como al Tigre de Santa Julia.
O que saliendo del ba\u00f1o, descalzo (fiel a mi costumbre), resbalar y acabar desnucado. \u00a1Ojo! Nada de que se me cay\u00f3 el jab\u00f3n y me ajusticiaron\u2026
Peor a\u00fan: No quiero mi muerte en manos de un est\u00fapido, por lo que entra en el \u00e1mbito de muerte est\u00fapida.
Es decir, que vaya caminando tranquilamente y un ebrio conductor me atropelle al perder el control\u2026 evitar\u00e9 por ello ir a Boca del R\u00edo.
O el cl\u00e1sico pendejo que jugando con una pistola se le escape un tiro y curiosamente se aloje en mi pecho o cabeza.
O sencillamente el idiota con prisa que se sale de su carril y se incrusta de frente conmigo.
Ya me pas\u00f3 algo similar cuando un imb\u00e9cil conductor de un urbano se me atraves\u00f3 sin miramientos y s\u00f3lo atin\u00e9 a pensar \u201cYa me mor\u00ed\u201d pero mi instinto de supervivencia fue el que esquiv\u00f3 el madrazo, m\u00e1s no evit\u00f3 que me fuera alojar debajo de una camioneta. De recuerdo tengo un terrible dolor en la cadera que a veces me obliga a una acci\u00f3n que verbalmente cualquiera envidiar\u00eda: cojo en el d\u00eda, cojo en la tarde y cojo en la noche\u2026 \u00a1En verdad les digo que es feo cojear!
Tampoco espero una muerte por causas naturales\u2026, es decir, que me caiga un rayo, que me ahogue en una inundaci\u00f3n, que me trague la tierra en un terremoto o que me lleve un tornado. No s\u00e9 si entre en la escala de muerte est\u00fapida\u2026 pero no la quiero.
Sin embargo, los m\u00e1s de 34 mil muertos que ha dejado la guerra del presidente Felipe Calder\u00f3n con la delincuencia organizada, me obliga a pensar si morir por una bala perdida en el combate entre las fuerzas del estado y los \u201cmalos\u201d no ser\u00e1 parte de una muerte est\u00fapida.
O que por el hecho de que la mujer maneje una camioneta negra y no veamos un ret\u00e9n militar, recibamos por cortes\u00eda de las fuerzas armadas una r\u00e1faga de plomo\u2026 \u00bfser\u00eda una muerte est\u00fapida?
Esto s\u00ed ser\u00eda est\u00fapido: \u00a1Morir engranado! Es decir, que en evento p\u00fablico alg\u00fan de hijo de mala madre aviente una granada.
A lo mejor fallecer en medio de una guerra que no ped\u00ed, ni quise, ni desee, realmente no sea una muerte est\u00fapida, sino lo est\u00fapido realmente es esta guerra que supera los 34 mil narco-ejecutados.
Hay algo que me consuela.
Si muero en mi Veracruz en causas que parezcan (y que parezcan no es que sean) similares a la guerra que se libra en el resto del pa\u00eds, es seguro que sea por un hecho aislado, como dice L\u00f3pez Esquer, o metido en un \u201cl\u00edo de faldas\u201d, como sabiamente lo dice nuestro encargado de la procuradur\u00eda, Reynaldo Escobar. Lo est\u00fapido no son las muertes, sino los citados… es decir: Los dichos, los comentarios, lo expresado, no los que lo dijeron, comentaron o expresaron.
Porque es evidente que para ellos, en Veracruz, no pasa nunca nada.
\u00bfDe qu\u00e9 nos sorprende?
Si para Felipe Calder\u00f3n todo lo que acontece en el pa\u00eds no es una guerra, sino una lucha.
Y en eso le doy la raz\u00f3n al presidente: la \u00fanica guerra que libra es contra el desempleo\u2026 \u00a1ya hay 34 mil nuevas vacantes\u2026 y contando!<\/p>\n

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