{"id":6716,"date":"2011-01-08T03:36:00","date_gmt":"2011-01-08T03:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/?p=6716"},"modified":"2014-10-09T03:42:09","modified_gmt":"2014-10-09T03:42:09","slug":"pajarazos-y-gasolinazo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=6716","title":{"rendered":"Pajarazos y gasolinazo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Salvador Mu\u00f1oz<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-style:italic;\">Los Pol\u00edticos<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Este s\u00e1bado, que debiera ser un d\u00eda para platicar de la familia, de salir a comer, de ir al cine, maldita cosa, lo tengo que ocupar por dos asuntos que me preocupan y que de seguro igual a usted, estimado lector, lo acongojan: los p\u00e1jaros que se mueren y el famoso gasolinazo.<\/p>\n<p>I<br \/>Una noticia que conmocion\u00f3 al mundo, sin duda, es la muerte de miles de p\u00e1jaros en distintos puntos de Estados Unidos y una provincia de Canad\u00e1. Aun cuando hay investigadores que realizan estudios minuciosos para saber el motivo de la muerte de las aves, a ciencia cierta a\u00fan se desconoce qu\u00e9 las llev\u00f3 a su fin.<br \/>En Veracruz, de la conmoci\u00f3n se pas\u00f3 al p\u00e1nico. Algunos funcionarios ya temen salir de sus oficinas ante una psicosis colectiva que se ha impregnado en diversas \u00e1reas del gobierno estatal.<br \/>As\u00ed que si un d\u00eda, caminando, encuentra corriendo despavoridos a un Chilli Willy, un Pijul, un Golondrino y a un p\u00e1jaro pu\u00f1al\u00edn, mejor compre viagra, \u00a1no sea que a usted tambi\u00e9n se le caiga el p\u00e1jaro!<br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/PAJAROS-2BLOCOS.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 308px; height: 400px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/PAJAROS-2BLOCOS-230x300.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5559654705562333138\" \/><\/a><br \/>II<br \/>Un d\u00eda, estoy seguro, comprar\u00e9 una bicicleta.<br \/>Quiz\u00e1s no tanto para hacer ejercicio sino porque sencillamente a como van las cosas, dif\u00edcilmente, me alcance para la gasolina de mi moto.<br \/>Es m\u00e1s, estoy seguro que en un futuro no muy lejano, el padre de familia, en torno a la mesa, con su esposa y los ni\u00f1os, habr\u00e1n de echar a la suerte, qui\u00e9n no comer\u00e1 ese d\u00eda para entonces poder cooperar con el extra para el tanque, porque lo que antes se le pon\u00eda, ya no es suficiente.<br \/>Es m\u00e1s, ante la poca demanda en las bombas de gente que quiera abastecer sus tanques, es probable que los zares de la gasolina en Veracruz tengan que hacer promociones, como algo as\u00ed: \u201cpor cada 30 litros de gasolina que meta a su tanque, le llenamos sus llantas de aire\u201d&#8230; o algo como: \u201cSi llena el tanque, ll\u00e9vese gratis un litro m\u00e1s\u201d.<br \/>Y es que la situaci\u00f3n no est\u00e1 para menos&#8230; de verdad.<br \/>Eso me recuerda el caso de un gasolinero que, viendo dif\u00edcil la situaci\u00f3n, puso un letrero en su negocio: \u201cSexo gratis por cada tanque lleno&#8230; \u00a1participe!\u201d. <br \/>As\u00ed que, dicen, un d\u00eda lleg\u00f3 a esa gasolinera un presidente de conocida rep\u00fablica acompa\u00f1ado de cierto representante del pueblo que bien puede ser un gobernador, un diputado o hasta un presidente municipal.<br \/>Viendo el letrero, el presidente quiso comprobar la bondad de la promoci\u00f3n. Llen\u00f3 el tanque y habl\u00f3 con el gasolinero: \u201c\u00a1Quiero participar en eso del sexo gratis!\u201d<br \/>El gasolinero, atento, le dijo que para concursar ten\u00eda que adivinar el n\u00famero de la suerte de ese d\u00eda que estaba entre el uno y el 10.<br \/>El presidente entonces dijo: \u201c\u00a17!\u201d. No pod\u00eda fallar, pues es cabal\u00edstico&#8230; \u00a1pero no! El gasolinero le dijo: \u201c\u00a1L\u00e1stima! \u00a1Por poquito! \u00a1Era el seis!\u201d.<br \/>Desangelado, el presidente se retir\u00f3 junto con el representante del pueblo pero como ten\u00eda la espinita clavada, al d\u00eda siguiente le dijo a su acompa\u00f1ante: \u201c\u00a1V\u00e1monos en tu camioneta a cargar gasolina!\u201d<br \/>Llegaron, pidieron el tanque lleno y llam\u00f3 al gasolinero para volver a participar en la promoci\u00f3n&#8230;<br \/>El gasolinero le repiti\u00f3 el procedimiento: Entre el uno y el 10 estaba el n\u00famero de la suerte para poder tener sexo gratis.<br \/>El presidente dijo: \u201c\u00a1Tres!\u201d. Y&#8230;. \u201c\u00a1l\u00e1stima!\u201d, nuevamente se hab\u00eda quedado cerquita: \u201cEra el cuatro\u201d.<br \/>El presidente arranc\u00f3 el carro y le dijo al representante del pueblo: \u201cQu\u00e9 se me hace que voy a tener que echarle a Profeco a este pinche gasolinero transa&#8230; \u00a1hace trampa!\u201d.<br \/>A lo que el representante del pueblo respondi\u00f3:<br \/>\u2013No, mi presidente&#8230; ai como lo ve, el gasolinero es derecho&#8230;.<br \/>\u2013\u00bfA poco usted ya tuvo sexo gratis?<br \/>\u2013No, pero mi mujer ha venido a cargar gasolina dos veces esta semana, \u00a1y ha ganado!<br \/>Moraleja: Cr\u00e9anme que el gasolinero nunca pierde; el presidente, nunca gana; y al pueblo, \u00a1siempre se lo cogen!<\/p>\n<p>III<br \/>Ya para desearle un buen fin de semana, hay que ver las cosas con optimismo&#8230; si no le alcanza el dinero, en breve tendr\u00e1 buenos motivos para que le pida a su jefe un aumento de sueldo:<br \/>\u2014Jefe&#8230; vengo a pedirle aumento de sueldo&#8230;<br \/>\u2014\u00bfY eso?<br \/>\u2014Hay tres empresas tras de m\u00ed&#8230;<br \/>\u2014No me diga: \u00bfCu\u00e1les?<br \/>\u2014\u00a1La de luz, la del tel\u00e9fono y la del cable! <br \/>S\u00ed, se\u00f1ores, tambi\u00e9n viene incremento al servicio de electricidad.<\/p>\n<p>email: dor00@hotmail.com<br \/>twitter: @cainito<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Salvador Mu\u00f1ozLos Pol\u00edticos Este s\u00e1bado, que debiera ser un d\u00eda para platicar de la familia, de salir a comer, de ir al cine, maldita cosa, lo tengo que ocupar por dos asuntos que me preocupan y que de seguro igual a usted, estimado lector, lo acongojan: los p\u00e1jaros que se mueren y el famoso gasolinazo. 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