{"id":6720,"date":"2011-01-07T04:17:00","date_gmt":"2011-01-07T04:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/?p=6720"},"modified":"2014-10-09T03:42:10","modified_gmt":"2014-10-09T03:42:10","slug":"que-te-trajeron-los-reyes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=6720","title":{"rendered":"\u00bfQu\u00e9 te trajeron los Reyes?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Salvador Mu\u00f1oz<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-style:italic;\">Los Pol\u00edticos<\/span><\/p>\n<p>La pregunta era cl\u00e1sica en esas ma\u00f1anas de 6 de enero, que se hac\u00eda consecutiva si no se iba a la escuela en esa fecha&#8230; \u201cy a ti&#8230; \u00bfqu\u00e9 te trajeron?\u201d<br \/>Si usted est\u00e1 leyendo esto y la respuesta a la interrogante fue un \u201cnada\u201d m\u00e1s lac\u00f3nico que un emo, lamento decirle que hay dos razones o motivos que pudieron orillar a ello:<br \/>1) No se port\u00f3 bien&#8230;<br \/>2) O no le escribi\u00f3 cartita a los Reyes.<br \/>Claro, la segunda condicionante no es en s\u00ed estricta porque baste portarse bien aunque no escriba la carta para esperar a los Santos Reyes.<br \/>\u00bfPues qu\u00e9 cree? Ayer en la ma\u00f1ana, cuando me levant\u00e9, mi esposa me dijo que quer\u00eda acompa\u00f1arme a ese recorrido diario que hago al lado de Harry por el parque. Me pidi\u00f3 que le alcanzara unas chanclas que estaban del lado de donde duermo y \u00a1oh! \u00a1una gran sorpresa estaba debajo de la cama!<br \/>\u00a1Los Reyes Magos me visitaron! Una boina gris y negra con el escudo de Superman me dejaron&#8230; \u00a1a huevo, que me port\u00e9 bien!<br \/>Bueno, hab\u00eda una carta que dec\u00eda que \u201cMelchor y Gaspar consideran que te portaste bien&#8230; Baltasar no est\u00e1 convencido, pero como es democracia, felicidades\u201d&#8230;<br \/>\u00a1Ten\u00eda que ser el negro!<br \/>As\u00ed que, con la soberbia sobre mi cabeza, me atrevo a preguntarle, caro lector: \u201cY a usted&#8230; \u00bfqu\u00e9 le trajeron?\u201d<br \/>No sienta pena si dice que nada&#8230; tiene un a\u00f1o para portarse bien&#8230; \u00a1y es en serio! porque esa pregunta que le hago, la hice a varios amigos de Veracruz y esto fue lo que encontr\u00e9:<br \/>1) A los internos del penal de Coatzacoalcos les trajeron un nuevo director del penal&#8230; \u00a1es que ellos s\u00ed escribieron su cartita!<br \/>2) A los turistas que visitan el puerto jarocho les dejaron unos hermosos parqu\u00edmetros&#8230; Lamentablemente no traen instructivo, por lo que resulta dif\u00edcil su uso&#8230;<br \/>3) A la mayor\u00eda de los alcaldes de Veracruz les dejaron unas enormes y grandes deudas, que ayudar\u00e1n a fortalecer su car\u00e1cter en esos momentos de crisis&#8230; ya ve lo que dec\u00eda el Rey Negro: que las crisis son oportunidades&#8230; \u00bfpara qui\u00e9n?<br \/>4) Para los morosos en el pago del agua, trajeron una alcaldesa que les perdonar\u00e1 sus deudas&#8230;<br \/>5) A Carolina Gudi\u00f1o y Salvador Manzur, sin que hubiera un centavo de por medio, \u00a1les trajo carros de basura!<br \/>6) A la yunista (o Shariffista) Flor Ruiz, le trajeron una direcci\u00f3n jur\u00eddica en el Ayuntamiento de Xalapa.<br \/>7) Al titular de Tr\u00e1nsito le dejaron un par de delegaciones: La de Boca y la del Puerto&#8230; para que acabe con la corrupci\u00f3n&#8230; es que dicen los Reyes que ya siendo del Estado \u00a1se vuelven buenos los agentes de Tr\u00e1nsito! <br \/>8) A Ben\u00edtez Lucho le trajeron un equipo de Seguridad y un chaleco antibalas.<br \/>9) Unos dicen que no sabe c\u00f3mo jugarlo pero igual se lo trajeron&#8230;. Marco Antonio L\u00f3pez Dom\u00ednguez recibi\u00f3 en su zapatito la direcci\u00f3n municipal de Tr\u00e1nsito en Xalapa&#8230;<br \/>10) A Sergio L\u00f3pez Esquer parece que le trajeron el libro de Aldous Huxley, Un Mundo Feliz&#8230;<br \/>11) Pero quienes se fueron muy cabezones fueron los xique\u00f1os&#8230; a ellos les trajeron esperanza y fe en un ni\u00f1o Dios&#8230;<br \/>Por cierto, dicen que Winnie Poh, Jes\u00fas Espinoza Villiers, director de Comercio de Xalapa, en la partida de rosca en el ayuntamiento, ya se port\u00f3 bien. Antes acostumbraba a sacar los ni\u00f1os&#8230; del penal.<br \/>Voltee y ver\u00e1 que muchos veracruzanos fueron bendecidos la noche del seis con la visita de los Reyes Magos&#8230;<br \/>Nom\u00e1s es cuesti\u00f3n de que se porten bien. Vaya, si a mi Harry le trajeron una pelota&#8230;<br \/>\u00bfMmm? Empiezo a sospechar de mi esposa&#8230; \u00a1a ella no le trajeron nada! \u00bfY el regalo debajo de la cama? \u00a1Chin! No vaya a ser que en lugar de Santos los que me visitaron \u00a1hayan sido \u201cSanchos\u201d!<br \/>No es cierto&#8230; esa mujer vale oro&#8230; as\u00ed que por eso me porto bien.<\/p>\n<p>e-mail: dor00@hotmail.com<br \/>twitter: @cainito<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Salvador Mu\u00f1ozLos Pol\u00edticos La pregunta era cl\u00e1sica en esas ma\u00f1anas de 6 de enero, que se hac\u00eda consecutiva si no se iba a la escuela en esa fecha&#8230; \u201cy a ti&#8230; \u00bfqu\u00e9 te trajeron?\u201dSi usted est\u00e1 leyendo esto y la respuesta a la interrogante fue un \u201cnada\u201d m\u00e1s lac\u00f3nico que un emo, lamento decirle que [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"tdm_status":"","tdm_grid_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-6720","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-sin-categoria"},"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.9 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>\u00bfQu\u00e9 te trajeron los Reyes? - Los pol\u00edticos Veracruz<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=6720\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"es_ES\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"\u00bfQu\u00e9 te trajeron los Reyes? - Los pol\u00edticos Veracruz\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Salvador Mu\u00f1ozLos Pol\u00edticos La pregunta era cl\u00e1sica en esas ma\u00f1anas de 6 de enero, que se hac\u00eda consecutiva si no se iba a la escuela en esa fecha&#8230; \u201cy a ti&#8230; \u00bfqu\u00e9 te trajeron?\u201dSi usted est\u00e1 leyendo esto y la respuesta a la interrogante fue un \u201cnada\u201d m\u00e1s lac\u00f3nico que un emo, lamento decirle que [&hellip;]\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=6720\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"Los pol\u00edticos Veracruz\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:publisher\" content=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/people\/Notimemes-de-los-Polticos\/61565672886568\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2011-01-07T04:17:00+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:modified_time\" content=\"2014-10-09T03:42:10+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:image\" content=\"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Logo-Dor.jpg\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:width\" content=\"200\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:height\" content=\"200\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:type\" content=\"image\/jpeg\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"lospoladmin\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:creator\" content=\"@LosPoliticosVer\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:site\" content=\"@LosPoliticosVer\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Escrito por\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"lospoladmin\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Tiempo de lectura\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"3 minutos\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\\\/\\\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Article\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\\\/?p=6720#article\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\\\/?p=6720\"},\"author\":{\"name\":\"lospoladmin\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/c5fee8df75ee4700bd7f8e92859bd696\"},\"headline\":\"\u00bfQu\u00e9 te trajeron los Reyes?\",\"datePublished\":\"2011-01-07T04:17:00+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2014-10-09T03:42:10+00:00\",\"mainEntityOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\\\/?p=6720\"},\"wordCount\":689,\"commentCount\":0,\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\\\/#organization\"},\"inLanguage\":\"es\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"CommentAction\",\"name\":\"Comment\",\"target\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\\\/?p=6720#respond\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\\\/?p=6720\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\\\/?p=6720\",\"name\":\"\u00bfQu\u00e9 te trajeron los Reyes? - Los pol\u00edticos Veracruz\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\\\/#website\"},\"datePublished\":\"2011-01-07T04:17:00+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2014-10-09T03:42:10+00:00\",\"breadcrumb\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\\\/?p=6720#breadcrumb\"},\"inLanguage\":\"es\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\\\/?p=6720\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\\\/?p=6720#breadcrumb\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":1,\"name\":\"Portada\",\"item\":\"https:\\\/\\\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\\\/\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":2,\"name\":\"\u00bfQu\u00e9 te trajeron los Reyes?\"}]},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\\\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\\\/\",\"name\":\"Los pol\u00edticos Veracruz\",\"description\":\"\",\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\\\/#organization\"},\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":{\"@type\":\"EntryPoint\",\"urlTemplate\":\"https:\\\/\\\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\\\/?s={search_term_string}\"},\"query-input\":{\"@type\":\"PropertyValueSpecification\",\"valueRequired\":true,\"valueName\":\"search_term_string\"}}],\"inLanguage\":\"es\"},{\"@type\":\"Organization\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\\\/#organization\",\"name\":\"Los pol\u00edticos Veracruz\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\\\/\",\"logo\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"es\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/logo\\\/image\\\/\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2025\\\/12\\\/Logo-Nuevo-LOS-POLITICOS-1.jpg\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2025\\\/12\\\/Logo-Nuevo-LOS-POLITICOS-1.jpg\",\"width\":260,\"height\":70,\"caption\":\"Los pol\u00edticos Veracruz\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/logo\\\/image\\\/\"},\"sameAs\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/www.facebook.com\\\/people\\\/Notimemes-de-los-Polticos\\\/61565672886568\\\/\",\"https:\\\/\\\/x.com\\\/LosPoliticosVer\"]},{\"@type\":\"Person\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/c5fee8df75ee4700bd7f8e92859bd696\",\"name\":\"lospoladmin\",\"image\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"es\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/f4a468785695515895c4d618820f242e33d3d72a0284244a0fad6d19795cb724?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/f4a468785695515895c4d618820f242e33d3d72a0284244a0fad6d19795cb724?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/f4a468785695515895c4d618820f242e33d3d72a0284244a0fad6d19795cb724?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"caption\":\"lospoladmin\"},\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\\\/?author=1\"}]}<\/script>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","yoast_head_json":{"title":"\u00bfQu\u00e9 te trajeron los Reyes? - Los pol\u00edticos Veracruz","robots":{"index":"index","follow":"follow","max-snippet":"max-snippet:-1","max-image-preview":"max-image-preview:large","max-video-preview":"max-video-preview:-1"},"canonical":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=6720","og_locale":"es_ES","og_type":"article","og_title":"\u00bfQu\u00e9 te trajeron los Reyes? - Los pol\u00edticos Veracruz","og_description":"Salvador Mu\u00f1ozLos Pol\u00edticos La pregunta era cl\u00e1sica en esas ma\u00f1anas de 6 de enero, que se hac\u00eda consecutiva si no se iba a la escuela en esa fecha&#8230; \u201cy a ti&#8230; \u00bfqu\u00e9 te trajeron?\u201dSi usted est\u00e1 leyendo esto y la respuesta a la interrogante fue un \u201cnada\u201d m\u00e1s lac\u00f3nico que un emo, lamento decirle que [&hellip;]","og_url":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=6720","og_site_name":"Los pol\u00edticos Veracruz","article_publisher":"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/people\/Notimemes-de-los-Polticos\/61565672886568\/","article_published_time":"2011-01-07T04:17:00+00:00","article_modified_time":"2014-10-09T03:42:10+00:00","og_image":[{"width":200,"height":200,"url":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Logo-Dor.jpg","type":"image\/jpeg"}],"author":"lospoladmin","twitter_card":"summary_large_image","twitter_creator":"@LosPoliticosVer","twitter_site":"@LosPoliticosVer","twitter_misc":{"Escrito por":"lospoladmin","Tiempo de lectura":"3 minutos"},"schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=6720#article","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=6720"},"author":{"name":"lospoladmin","@id":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/#\/schema\/person\/c5fee8df75ee4700bd7f8e92859bd696"},"headline":"\u00bfQu\u00e9 te trajeron los Reyes?","datePublished":"2011-01-07T04:17:00+00:00","dateModified":"2014-10-09T03:42:10+00:00","mainEntityOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=6720"},"wordCount":689,"commentCount":0,"publisher":{"@id":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/#organization"},"inLanguage":"es","potentialAction":[{"@type":"CommentAction","name":"Comment","target":["https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=6720#respond"]}]},{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=6720","url":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=6720","name":"\u00bfQu\u00e9 te trajeron los Reyes? - Los pol\u00edticos Veracruz","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/#website"},"datePublished":"2011-01-07T04:17:00+00:00","dateModified":"2014-10-09T03:42:10+00:00","breadcrumb":{"@id":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=6720#breadcrumb"},"inLanguage":"es","potentialAction":[{"@type":"ReadAction","target":["https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=6720"]}]},{"@type":"BreadcrumbList","@id":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=6720#breadcrumb","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Portada","item":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"name":"\u00bfQu\u00e9 te trajeron los Reyes?"}]},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/#website","url":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/","name":"Los pol\u00edticos Veracruz","description":"","publisher":{"@id":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/#organization"},"potentialAction":[{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?s={search_term_string}"},"query-input":{"@type":"PropertyValueSpecification","valueRequired":true,"valueName":"search_term_string"}}],"inLanguage":"es"},{"@type":"Organization","@id":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/#organization","name":"Los pol\u00edticos Veracruz","url":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"es","@id":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/#\/schema\/logo\/image\/","url":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Logo-Nuevo-LOS-POLITICOS-1.jpg","contentUrl":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Logo-Nuevo-LOS-POLITICOS-1.jpg","width":260,"height":70,"caption":"Los pol\u00edticos Veracruz"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/#\/schema\/logo\/image\/"},"sameAs":["https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/people\/Notimemes-de-los-Polticos\/61565672886568\/","https:\/\/x.com\/LosPoliticosVer"]},{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/#\/schema\/person\/c5fee8df75ee4700bd7f8e92859bd696","name":"lospoladmin","image":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"es","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/f4a468785695515895c4d618820f242e33d3d72a0284244a0fad6d19795cb724?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/f4a468785695515895c4d618820f242e33d3d72a0284244a0fad6d19795cb724?s=96&d=mm&r=g","contentUrl":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/f4a468785695515895c4d618820f242e33d3d72a0284244a0fad6d19795cb724?s=96&d=mm&r=g","caption":"lospoladmin"},"url":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?author=1"}]}},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6720","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6720"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6720\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6720"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6720"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6720"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}