{"id":6733,"date":"2011-01-04T05:28:00","date_gmt":"2011-01-04T05:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/?p=6733"},"modified":"2014-10-09T03:42:11","modified_gmt":"2014-10-09T03:42:11","slug":"jekyll-y-hyde","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=6733","title":{"rendered":"Jekyll y Hyde"},"content":{"rendered":"

Salvador Mu\u00f1oz<\/span>
Los Pol\u00edticos<\/span><\/p>\n

El doctor Jekyll se levant\u00f3 m\u00e1s temprano que de costumbre. Ten\u00eda que pasar a pagar el famoso cable y por lo regular siempre hay filas interminables. Despu\u00e9s ten\u00eda que cubrir el pago del agua y a la vez, de la luz. Una vez eso, pagar\u00eda el tel\u00e9fono.
Iba saliendo cuando se encontr\u00f3 a M\u00edster Hyde quien iba llegando apenas a su respectiva casa.
Lo salud\u00f3 cort\u00e9smente, aunque a ciencia cierta le disgustaba un poco su presencia. M\u00edster Hyde no pagaba desde hace varios a\u00f1os el agua y no obstante ello, nunca sufri\u00f3 de su ausencia. Los s\u00e1bados o domingos, sacaba la manguera y lavaba el carro a chorros. Por supuesto, la Comisi\u00f3n Municipal del Agua nunca se paraba por su casa.
Y por si eso fuera poco \u00a1se robaba la luz!
Es m\u00e1s, el doctor ten\u00eda la sospecha que el cable igual lo \u201calquilaba\u201d porque cada mes, puntual, un empleado del servicio pasaba a verlo a su casa directamente y se retiraba.
Alguna vez vio que otro empleado del cable le cort\u00f3 el servicio, pero a los dos d\u00edas, el que lo visitaba cada mes, se lo reinstal\u00f3.
La esposa del doctor siempre echaba pestes sobre el vecino Hyde: \u201c\u00a1no paga! \u00a1qu\u00e9 verg\u00fcenza!\u201d Y \u00e9l respond\u00eda: \u201cNo hagas caso, mujer, mientras nosotros estemos bien, paguemos, eso no importa. De lo que se trata es de ser un buen ciudadano. Alg\u00fan d\u00eda nuestras autoridades se encargar\u00e1n de \u00e9l\u201d.
II
A ciencia cierta no s\u00e9 qu\u00e9 sea un buen ciudadano. Puede ser que no tire basura en la calle. Que esa basura la separe y que los desechos naturales, si puede, se los d\u00e9 a los tordos o pichones. Igual puede ser tambi\u00e9n que la bondad ciudadana se refleje en el pago puntual del predial, del servicio de limpia p\u00fablica o del pago del agua. Tambi\u00e9n puede ser el pago de impuestos. No importa que todo ello implique que merme en cierta medida el dinero que uno gana.
IV
Por qu\u00e9 Sefiplan no tom\u00f3 en cuenta en el subsidio a la tenencia vehicular a las motos. Digo: Hay de motos a motos.
Yo uso moto por comodidad, por tiempo y por ahorro. Cada quincena le meto al tanque cien pesos de gasolina mientras que en el carro puede oscilar entre 500 o m\u00e1s en el mismo lapso.
Hay gente que usa la moto por motivos de trabajo pero tambi\u00e9n por comodidad en el traslado\u2026
Pero igual hay otras personas que usan la moto por deporte, por fashion, o \u201cjobi\u201d.
Hay motos que cuestan entre 15 mil pesos y otras que se acercan al medio mill\u00f3n o m\u00e1s.
Digo, si se trata de que paguen los que m\u00e1s tienen, insisto al titular de Finanzas: \u00bfpor qu\u00e9 no se aplic\u00f3 la misma medida a los que conducimos motos que a los que conducen carros?
V
El doctor Jekyll este fin de a\u00f1o ten\u00eda en su poder la camioneta que quer\u00eda. Claro. La sac\u00f3 en c\u00f3modas mensualidades a pagar en cuatro a\u00f1os. Para ello tuvo que vender el otro carro que ten\u00eda, juntar los aguinaldos de su esposa y el suyo, pedir un pr\u00e9stamo al banco y dar el enganche.
Recuerda que ese d\u00eda se encontr\u00f3 a su vecino, M\u00edster Hyde, quien se compr\u00f3 no una camioneta, sino cuatro carros econ\u00f3micos, de cien mil pesos cada uno, \u00a1al contado! \u201cSon para transportar la mercanc\u00eda\u201d, le dijo. El doctor entonces se enter\u00f3 que su vecino distribu\u00eda productos pirata en toda la ciudad. Para eso eran los carros. M\u00edster Hyde estaba feliz \u00a1no iba a pagar tenencia! El doctor Jekyll s\u00ed.
VI
El doctor Jekyll estaba en la fila de la Comisi\u00f3n de Agua cuando se enter\u00f3 en el peri\u00f3dico que le\u00eda, que la presidenta municipal pretend\u00eda condonar a los morosos las deudas que ten\u00edan con el servicio del agua. La indignaci\u00f3n entonces se apoder\u00f3 de su rostro. Apret\u00f3 el peri\u00f3dico, lo estruj\u00f3, lo hizo bolas y lo tir\u00f3 al suelo. Un oficial lo vio y le dijo: \u201cSe\u00f1or, levante la basura y depos\u00edtela en el cesto\u201d. Se volte\u00f3 y vio fijamente al oficial\u2026 Ya no era el doctor Jekyll\u2026 no, tampoco se convirti\u00f3 en M\u00edster Hyde\u2026
Se sali\u00f3 de la fila, rompi\u00f3 el recibo del agua, rompi\u00f3 el recibo del cable, rompi\u00f3 el recibo de la luz y fue al primer puesto de pel\u00edculas pirata y compr\u00f3 varias\u2026
Hab\u00eda entendido el mensaje: En Xalapa se premia al mal ciudadano y en eso se estaba convirtiendo\u2026 en un mal ciudadano.<\/p>\n

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twitter: @cainito<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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Una vez eso, pagar\u00eda el tel\u00e9fono.Iba saliendo cuando se encontr\u00f3 a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"tdm_status":"","tdm_grid_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-6733","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-sin-categoria"},"yoast_head":"\nJekyll y Hyde - Los pol\u00edticos Veracruz<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=6733\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"es_ES\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Jekyll y Hyde - Los pol\u00edticos Veracruz\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Salvador Mu\u00f1ozLos Pol\u00edticos El doctor Jekyll se levant\u00f3 m\u00e1s temprano que de costumbre. 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