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Salvador Mu\u00f1oz<\/span>
Los Pol\u00edticos<\/span><\/p>\n

El se\u00f1or lleg\u00f3 a su casa entrada la madrugada. Tra\u00eda l\u00e1piz labial en la camisa, ol\u00eda a le\u00f1a de otro hogar, intent\u00f3 no hacer ruido, pero do\u00f1a Vera Cruz, su esposa, abnegada esposa, lo esperaba despierta, preocupada porque por m\u00e1s que le llam\u00f3 y llam\u00f3, nunca respondi\u00f3.
\u2013\u00bfDe d\u00f3nde vienes? Me ten\u00edas preocupada, \u00a1es quincena! \u00bfHueles a alcohol? \u00bfA ver? \u00a1S\u00f3plame!
La respuesta fue seca\u2026
\u2013\u00a1D\u00e9jame! No tienes que interrogarme\u2026
\u2013\u00bfY el dinero de la quincena?
\u2013\u00a1Ma\u00f1ana te lo doy! Quiero descansar\u2026
\u2013\u00bfNo lo traes, verdad?
\u2013\u00a1Me lleva la chingada! \u00a1Que ma\u00f1ana te lo doy!
\u2013\u00a1T\u00fa andas con otra!
\u2013Ya te vinieron a calentar la cabeza\u2026 Te digo que ma\u00f1ana te doy el dinero y ma\u00f1ana te lo doy\u2026
\u2013A m\u00ed no me enga\u00f1as\u2026
Fue suficiente. Una cachetada atraves\u00f3 el aire y le revent\u00f3 la cara.
Al d\u00eda siguiente, las vecinas se enteraron y le preguntaron por qu\u00e9 no lo denunciaba\u2026 Ella, abnegada, cari\u00f1osa, amorosa, les respondi\u00f3:
\u2013Tiene su car\u00e1cter, es buena persona\u2026 y adem\u00e1s, \u00bfse imaginan mi nombre en los medios, envuelta en el esc\u00e1ndalo?
\u2013\u00a1Den\u00fancialo!
\u2013\u00a1Ya les dije que no, que no y que no!
Y do\u00f1a Vera Cruz sigui\u00f3 viviendo su infierno.<\/p>\n

II
El Gobernador, a escasos diez d\u00edas de que termine su gesti\u00f3n, explota. No hay deudas, no hay deudas y no hay deudas\u2026 De all\u00ed no lo sacan.
Es m\u00e1s, si hay un responsable de las manifestaciones en los ayuntamientos por parte de empleados, o de los maestros que piden se cubran las cuotas en el IPE, o de que no haya obras concluidas por los alcaldes o que algunos sencillamente se hayan hecho ojo de hormiga, sin duda alguna son los medios de comunicaci\u00f3n.
Por un lado, porque seg\u00fan da a entender, los ayuntamientos tienen deudas con ellos. Y por otro, porque no est\u00e1n actualizados.
Todo ya est\u00e1 pagado. Dijo: \u201cYa hay mil 320 millones de pesos depositados a todos los municipios\u201d.
S\u00ed, que no, que no y que no hay deudas.
Pues eran las cinco de la tarde y no aparec\u00eda la publicaci\u00f3n en la p\u00e1gina de comunicaci\u00f3n social ninguna cantidad ni ministraci\u00f3n donde se asegurara que el gobierno estatal estaba a 100 por ciento de las participaciones federales.
Se los juro que no la hab\u00eda\u2026 \u00a1que no, que no y que no! No la hab\u00eda.
III
Para concluir estos cuentos, caro lector, si usted es un poco reservado, \u201cmocho\u201d, conservador, persignado y hasta cierto punto, demasiado moralista, le adelanto el final: Si el gobernador dice que no hay deuda, j\u00farelo que as\u00ed es, aunque los ayuntamientos no sepan c\u00f3mo terminar el a\u00f1o, aunque los proveedores sigan exigiendo el pago y \u00a1s\u00ed!, aunque a la mayor\u00eda de los medios de informaci\u00f3n no les haya cubierto el pago por los convenios establecidos\u2026
Ahora que si quiere seguir leyendo, corre a cuenta suya:
Hubo un pol\u00edtico que la naturaleza dot\u00f3 de un considerable pene: \u00a150 cm de extensi\u00f3n! Si bien era la envidia de muchos hombres, era la desgracia de muchas mujeres, quienes al ver la extremidad, por supuesto que hu\u00edan.
Desesperado, acudi\u00f3 a Catemaco en espera de que el brujo mayor le diera un sabio consejo\u2026 y lo encontr\u00f3: \u201cVe a lo m\u00e1s profundo del cerro Macuilt\u00e9pec, y busca entre el follaje al Sapito de los Ojos Brillantes\u2026 cuando lo halles, preg\u00fantale: \u00bfSapito, sapito, me chupas el pito? Y ver\u00e1s resuelto tu problema.
El pol\u00edtico acudi\u00f3 al cerro, se intern\u00f3 y tras buscar en medio de un estanque, all\u00ed estaba el sapito de los ojos brillantes.
Sorprendido, record\u00f3 las palabras del brujo y las solt\u00f3:
\u2013Sapito, sapito, \u00bfme chupas el pito?
Y el sapito respondi\u00f3:
\u2013\u00a1No!
Y de manera inmediata, el pene se redujo 10 cm\u2026
Maravillado, una luz de reflexi\u00f3n lo ilumin\u00f3 y pens\u00f3: 40 cm son buenos, pero igual espantan\u2026 y dijo:
\u2013Sapito, sapito, \u00bfme chupas el pito?
Y el sapito respondi\u00f3:
\u2013\u00a1No!
\u00a1Y sopas! De 40 cm a 30\u2026 pero\u2026 pues si bien eran buenos igual segu\u00edan espantando. As\u00ed que volte\u00f3 y le dijo al sapo:
\u2013Sapito, sapito, \u00bfme chupas el pito?
Y el sapito respondi\u00f3:
\u2013\u00a1Ya te dije que no, que no y que no!
Moraleja:
Negar las cosas no cambia tu realidad… a menos que seas el sapo.<\/p>\n

e-mail: dor00@hotmail.com
Twitter: @cainito<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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