{"id":7047,"date":"2010-10-23T01:47:00","date_gmt":"2010-10-23T01:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/?p=7047"},"modified":"2014-10-09T03:42:34","modified_gmt":"2014-10-09T03:42:34","slug":"milagros-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=7047","title":{"rendered":"Milagros"},"content":{"rendered":"

Salvador Mu\u00f1oz<\/span>
Los Pol\u00edticos<\/span><\/p>\n

El domingo se celebra a San Rafael, por lo que la feligres\u00eda cat\u00f3lica habr\u00e1 de abarrotarse en el coraz\u00f3n religioso de la capital veracruzana: la Catedral de Xalapa.
Por un lado, habr\u00e1n de cantarle las ma\u00f1anitas al santo Gu\u00edzar y Valencia y celebrar que hace cuatro a\u00f1os fue canonizado (un 15 de octubre) por el Papa Benedicto XVI\u2026 Aunque j\u00farelo que habr\u00e1 m\u00e1s gente que vaya \u00a1por un milagro!
As\u00ed es, nuestra idiosincrasia nos permite siempre esperar un milagro que cambie el prisma de nuestras cosas cuando m\u00e1s les hace falta.
\u00bfRecuerda haber pedido el milagro de aprobar un examen? \u00bfRecuerda haber pedido el milagro por la sanaci\u00f3n de alg\u00fan pariente? Bueno, sin duda, la mayor\u00eda de los lectores se habr\u00e1n visto en alg\u00fan predicamento, o lo habr\u00e1n de ver, para entonces pedir un milagro.
Y es curioso, porque mientras hoy atribuimos a la palabra una acepci\u00f3n de intervenci\u00f3n divina en un hecho adverso para con nosotros, para los latinos, sencillamente era una expresi\u00f3n de admiraci\u00f3n en \u201c\u00a1Mirari!\u201d cuando ve\u00edan un eclipse, quiz\u00e1s el arco\u00edris, una tormenta el\u00e9ctrica, la traslaci\u00f3n de la luna o una lluvia de estrellas\u2026 y entonces se dio el \u201cMiraculum\u201d. Es decir, algo que sal\u00eda de su entonces l\u00f3gica y conocimiento y romp\u00eda con el ordinario sistema natural de las cosas.
Por supuesto, \u201cMiraculum\u201d no tiene que ver con la admiraci\u00f3n de ver un buen trasero tipo JLo, Kim Kardashian o m\u00e1s local el asunto: Salma Valgarma Hayek Jim\u00e9nez, que, de paso sea dicho, antes ten\u00eda m\u00e1s \u201cpechuga\u201d pero ahora tiene m\u00e1s \u201clana\u201d que por cierto, no se ha visto por estos lares durante la contingencia.
As\u00ed que, usted decide si seguir sorprendi\u00e9ndose ante los fen\u00f3menos que rompan con su entendimiento o rogar por un milagro\u2026 s\u00ed\u2026 yo igual ruego, no por uno, sino por varios milagros al santo Gu\u00edzar y Valencia en este su santo, valga la redundancia:
\u00a1Oh Dios! que en el santo monse\u00f1or Rafael Gu\u00edzar y Valencia nos ofreces un modelo de fidelidad al Evangelio y de Pastor, seg\u00fan el coraz\u00f3n de tu hijo, conc\u00e9denos por su intercesi\u00f3n los siguientes milagros:
* Libra de la tentaci\u00f3n en este fin de semana que no habr\u00e1 Operativo Alcohol\u00edmetro en la capital xalape\u00f1a, a To\u00f1o Flores Vargas, Tom\u00e1s Ruiz, Eduardo Andrade S\u00e1nchez y a Juan Humberto S\u00e1nchez Garc\u00eda\u2026
* Ampara con tu gran misericordia a todos los alcaldes ratas para que no pisen la c\u00e1rcel al terminar su administraci\u00f3n pero que devuelvan la lana, como as\u00ed lo reza Mauricio Audirac.
* Ilumina al pr\u00f3ximo gobernador de Veracruz para que no ponga \u201cSisis\u201d (S\u00ed transan, s\u00ed roban, s\u00ed echan hueva, s\u00ed defraudan, s\u00ed endeudan, s\u00ed nos joden, s\u00ed etc\u00e9tera) en su gobierno como el que hoy casi concluye\u2026
* Conc\u00e9dele la gracia para contar un chiste a Jon Rementer\u00eda porque la cara de payaso ya la tiene.
* Da fe a los damnificados de todos los lugares en que hubo desgracia en Veracruz, porque la fidelidad \u00a1se les est\u00e1 acabando!
* A los funcionarios salientes, ll\u00e9nales el coraz\u00f3n de dicha y paz porque sus bolsillos \u00a1\u00e9sos ya van llenos!
* Anima con tu soplo divino a todos los ediles huevones que ya tienen un pie fuera para dejar el changarro\u2026
* As\u00ed como tus palabras son santas, igual sea la de Memo Herrera y antes del 10 de noviembre, tenga listo el pinche puente peatonal de L\u00e1zaro C\u00e1rdenas.
* Que tu omnipresencia divina, no tan extensa como la de Fidel, cobije a Javier Duarte\u2026
* Pero por sobre todas las cosas, ilum\u00ednanos santo Gu\u00edzar y Valencia para que nuestras nuevas autoridades, ya sean del Congreso, municipio y estatal, no nos agarren m\u00e1s de pendejos\u2026
En el nombre del maztle, del mixtle y del cacomixtle que te comiste\u2026 \u00a1am\u00e9n!
(Rece fervientemente esta oraci\u00f3n siete veces, en la ma\u00f1ana, tarde y noche, y es posible que al menos, se nos conceda uno\u2026 con eso de que en pol\u00edtica se dan muchos milagritos\u2026)<\/p>\n

PD Ning\u00fan santo fue afectado, lastimado o da\u00f1ado en la realizaci\u00f3n de esta columna.<\/p>\n

e-mail: dor00@hotmail.com
Twitter: @cainito<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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