{"id":7059,"date":"2010-10-20T02:51:00","date_gmt":"2010-10-20T02:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/?p=7059"},"modified":"2014-10-09T03:42:35","modified_gmt":"2014-10-09T03:42:35","slug":"pacho-viejo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=7059","title":{"rendered":"Pacho Viejo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Salvador Mu\u00f1oz<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-style:italic;\">Los Pol\u00edticos<\/span><\/p>\n<p>En una c\u00e1rcel de Edmonton, Canad\u00e1, un preso golpea a un guardia. El mot\u00edn inicia y conlleva al desastre. La situaci\u00f3n se calma cuando las mismas autoridades penitenciarias prometen no volver a dejar a los internos sin cenar.<br \/>En una c\u00e1rcel de Texas, se inicia una huelga de hambre. Entre los reclamos est\u00e1 que las autoridades penitenciarias han disminuido las raciones de alimento por la mitad. La comida la sirven fr\u00eda y no les dan pan desde hace un mes. Interviene el gobernador.<br \/>En una c\u00e1rcel de Veracruz, los reclusos se amotinan porque ya no recib\u00edan la misma cantidad de comida desde hace m\u00e1s de un mes\u2026 \u00bfhummm? \u00a1S\u00ed! M\u00e1s o menos cuando empez\u00f3 la contingencia. Pensando mal, uno pudiera creer que los alimentos que estaban destinados a los presos \u00bfpudieran haberse visto desviados para ayudar a los damnificados?<br \/>El asunto es que en estos tres casos, los encargados de las penitenciar\u00edas, eufem\u00edsticamente llamados Ceresos, juegan con el est\u00f3mago de sus presos o internos.<br \/>La visita del gobernador en Pacho Viejo mueve a muchas suposiciones despu\u00e9s de que anuncia su presencia \u201cpara ver si era mot\u00edn o mit\u00f3n\u201d\u2026 \u00a1qu\u00e9 bueno que no dijo \u201cbot\u00edn\u201d!<br \/>Sin embargo, alrededor de esa visita, surgieron varias tesis que a continuaci\u00f3n exponemos a la pregunta de \u00bfa qu\u00e9 demonios fue T\u00edo Fide a Pacho Viejo?:<br \/>* \u00bfA llevar las tortillas\u2026?<br \/>* \u00bfA conocer las instalaciones?<br \/>* \u00bfPara ver si son c\u00f3modas las celdas?<br \/>* \u00bfQuer\u00eda saber si hab\u00eda suficiente espacio para ahora que termina el sexenio?<br \/>* \u00bfConocer la celda donde estuvo Dante?<br \/>Bueno, \u00e9sas son s\u00f3lo suposiciones que uno piensa ac\u00e1, desde afuera, pero\u2026 \u00bfqu\u00e9 habr\u00e1n pensado los reos cuando lo vieron entrar?<br \/>* \u00a1Cay\u00f3!<br \/>* \u00a1Carne fresca!<br \/>* Preso pol\u00edtico<br \/>* Primero el sobrino\u2026 \u00a1ahora el t\u00edo!<br \/>* \u00bfY por qu\u00e9 no trae a To\u00f1o Flores?<br \/>* Ya se van haciendo costumbre los gobernadores<br \/>* \u00a1Empez\u00f3 la revoluci\u00f3n!<br \/>* \u00bfLo llevar\u00e1n a las \u201cfr\u00edas\u201d?<br \/>* Con esas pompitas de cebolla, dif\u00edcilmente aguante la tabla\u2026<br \/>* \u00bfMe prestar\u00e1 15 pesos para un kilo de tortillas?<br \/>Pero igual, son meros \u201csupositorios\u201d que uno se hace como se habr\u00e1 hecho el mismo Arturo Lara Decuir, director del penal, cuando vio entrar por la puerta al gobernador:<br \/>* \u00a1Me qued\u00e9 sin chamba!<br \/>* \u00bfVendr\u00e1 de visita o\u2026?<br \/>* Ojal\u00e1 ya haya comido\u2026<br \/>* Si no, que se eche un taco con la buenota de mi secre\u2026<br \/>* \u00bfSe habr\u00e1 enterado de los 500 pesos por \u201cpalito\u201d?<br \/>* \u00bfDeb\u00ed ofrecerle comisi\u00f3n?<br \/>* Le dir\u00e9 que si no hab\u00eda comida era porque cooperamos para los damnificados\u2026<br \/>* O si no, que la Federaci\u00f3n no ha enviado los recursos\u2026 es el cuento que he escuchado.<br \/>Pero\u2026 realmente, \u00bfqu\u00e9 estar\u00eda pensando el gobernador cuando decidi\u00f3 ir al penal de Pacho cuando en muchos Ceresos, a lo largo de su administraci\u00f3n, ha habido motines?<br \/>A ciencia cierta, cualquiera que haya sido el motivo, ser\u00e1 incomprensible como tanto lo es que alguien est\u00e9 jugando con el est\u00f3mago de los internos.<br \/>Y por supuesto\u2026 en el reino de Veracruz \u00a1no pasar\u00e1 nada! \u00a1Qu\u00e9 suerte tiene Lara Decuir!<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">PD \u00a1Disculpas a Lalo!<\/span><br \/>Quiero ofrecer una disculpa sincera al diputado pluri electo, Eduardo Andrade S\u00e1nchez, por la terrible omisi\u00f3n que hice de \u00e9l, dentro de los personajes pol\u00edticos que han hecho \u201cosos\u201d por un posible estado de embriaguez. Joaqu\u00edn L\u00f3pez D\u00f3riga puede dar fe de ello.<\/p>\n<p>e-mail: dor00@hotmail.com<br \/>Twitter: @cainito<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Salvador Mu\u00f1ozLos Pol\u00edticos En una c\u00e1rcel de Edmonton, Canad\u00e1, un preso golpea a un guardia. El mot\u00edn inicia y conlleva al desastre. La situaci\u00f3n se calma cuando las mismas autoridades penitenciarias prometen no volver a dejar a los internos sin cenar.En una c\u00e1rcel de Texas, se inicia una huelga de hambre. 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