{"id":7063,"date":"2010-10-19T03:09:00","date_gmt":"2010-10-19T03:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/?p=7063"},"modified":"2014-10-09T03:42:35","modified_gmt":"2014-10-09T03:42:35","slug":"tomas-tono-y-erick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=7063","title":{"rendered":"Tom\u00e1s, To\u00f1o\u2026 \u00bfy Erick?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Salvador Mu\u00f1oz<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-style:italic;\">Los Pol\u00edticos<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Dec\u00eda Federico Garc\u00eda Lorca: \u201cMe gustar\u00eda ser todo de vino y beberme a m\u00ed mismo\u201d.<br \/>Algo tiene el alcohol que fascina. Me confieso un adorador del vodka con chorrito de agua quina.<br \/>Si nos embriag\u00e1ramos con un poco de historia, podr\u00edamos ver que el alcohol en cualquiera de sus representaciones, siempre ha estado presente.<br \/>Si no que lo diga No\u00e9, ebrio, ante la burla de sus hijos o los mismos C\u00f3digos de Hammurabi, que ya planteaban qui\u00e9nes, cu\u00e1nto y cu\u00e1ndo hab\u00eda que hacer cerveza. O los mismos \u00e1rabes, que dieron al el\u00edxir su nombre: Alcohol.<br \/>Algo tiene que fascina.<br \/>Nadie est\u00e1 exento de un \u201cpancho\u201d y ya lo hemos evidenciado hasta el cansancio aqu\u00ed, con los ejemplos de Tom\u00e1s Ruiz Gonz\u00e1lez y To\u00f1o Flores Vargas.<br \/>Pero el asunto del alcohol va m\u00e1s all\u00e1 de los bochornosos casos representados por los citados l\u00edneas arriba.<br \/>Se dice mucho que Patricio Chirinos ten\u00eda serios problemas con la botella\u2026 se vaciaba muy pronto.<br \/>Igual mucho se coment\u00f3 que el titular de Finanzas de Miguel Alem\u00e1n, Juan Amieva Huerta, padec\u00eda\u2026 padec\u00eda\u2026 \u201cbodacho\u201d.<br \/>En este sexenio que fenece, carg\u00f3 con tremenda \u201ccruz\u201d (s\u00ed, tambi\u00e9n enti\u00e9ndase como \u201ccruda\u201d) el titular de Sedarpa, Juan Humberto Garc\u00eda S\u00e1nchez, que la leyenda trata de que llegaba a las oficinas transpirando whisky.<br \/>O cuando Demetrio Ruiz Malerva, entonces director de Radio de la DGCS, en una fiesta patria, le reclam\u00f3, envalentonado por el tequila, a Beto-Gato, Alberto Morales Garc\u00eda, por equis o ye.<br \/>El \u00faltimo asunto fue el del vicec\u00f3nsul de Honduras, que revivi\u00f3 esa hermosa canci\u00f3n que dec\u00eda: \u201cNo estaba muerto, andaba de parranda\u2026 no era secuestro, andaba de parranda\u201d.<br \/>Hay otros casos, pero m\u00e1s discretos, que no dejan de terminar en el triste canto de \u201cGuaaacdalajara\u201d pero que no ofendieron m\u00e1s que a su misma dignidad.<br \/>He ah\u00ed el asunto: Ofender.<br \/>De los anteriormente citados, s\u00f3lo Tom\u00e1s Ruiz y To\u00f1o Flores han llegado a los extremos. El caso de Demetrio hasta donde la memoria me permite, fue un reclamo y el cl\u00e1sico \u201c\u00bfNo sabes qui\u00e9n soy?\u201d<br \/>Pero del resto de los citados, jam\u00e1s escuch\u00e9 que su ingesta de alcohol los transformara en aut\u00e9nticos Berserker.<br \/>El berserker era un guerrero vikingo que, la noche antes del combate, tomaba cerveza a tal grado que cuando sal\u00eda a luchar, iba embrutecido. No se extra\u00f1a que hubiera una mezcla de alcohol con alg\u00fan alucin\u00f3geno por lo que s\u00f3lo as\u00ed se podr\u00eda entender su arrojado valor y su exceso de estupidez, pues si bien al principio espantaba su bravuconer\u00eda, a la hora del cuerpo a cuerpo, pod\u00edan caer m\u00e1s f\u00e1cilmente muertos.<br \/>Lo peor del alcoholismo sin lugar a duda es ser v\u00edctima de \u00e9l sin haber tomado un solo trago.<br \/>El \u00faltimo caso, en el Puerto, se lo endilgan a una joven a la que referiremos como Clara quien se hizo de palabras con otra dama por un Angelito de Playas del Conchal. Y de las palabras a los hechos. La otra dama golpe\u00f3 a Clara quien tuvo que ser sacada de La Casona.<br \/>El asunto es que empez\u00f3 a gritar que ella era \u201cprotegida\u201d de Erick Lagos y hasta anunci\u00f3, cual Sileno, el puesto al que habr\u00eda de llegar en la siguiente administraci\u00f3n el diputado local.<br \/>Sileno, padre putativo de Dionisios, seg\u00fan ten\u00eda poderes de adivinaci\u00f3n cada vez que se pon\u00eda \u00a1hasta atr\u00e1s!<br \/>Dos noticias en el caso de esta joven pitonisa:<br \/>a) La buena: Erick Lagos espera que se haga realidad lo que le vaticin\u00f3\u2026<br \/>b) La mala: Dif\u00edcilmente Erick Lagos, si es inteligente, volver\u00eda a acerc\u00e1rsele a esta pitonisa hija de Sileno.<br \/>Digo, Erick tiene que verse s\u00f3lo en el espejo de Tom\u00e1s y To\u00f1o\u2026 est\u00e1n en la mira de la opini\u00f3n p\u00fablica y de sus jefes inmediatos\u2026 \u00bfpara qu\u00e9 arriesgarse a estar en las mismas condiciones y sin chupar un solo trago?<br \/>\u00a1Salud!<\/p>\n<p>e-mail: dor00@hotmail.com<br \/>Twitter: @cainito<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Salvador Mu\u00f1ozLos Pol\u00edticos Dec\u00eda Federico Garc\u00eda Lorca: \u201cMe gustar\u00eda ser todo de vino y beberme a m\u00ed mismo\u201d.Algo tiene el alcohol que fascina. Me confieso un adorador del vodka con chorrito de agua quina.Si nos embriag\u00e1ramos con un poco de historia, podr\u00edamos ver que el alcohol en cualquiera de sus representaciones, siempre ha estado presente.Si [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"tdm_status":"","tdm_grid_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-7063","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-sin-categoria"},"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.9 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Tom\u00e1s, To\u00f1o\u2026 \u00bfy Erick? - Los pol\u00edticos Veracruz<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=7063\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"es_ES\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Tom\u00e1s, To\u00f1o\u2026 \u00bfy Erick? - Los pol\u00edticos Veracruz\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Salvador Mu\u00f1ozLos Pol\u00edticos Dec\u00eda Federico Garc\u00eda Lorca: \u201cMe gustar\u00eda ser todo de vino y beberme a m\u00ed mismo\u201d.Algo tiene el alcohol que fascina. 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