{"id":7072,"date":"2010-10-18T02:19:00","date_gmt":"2010-10-18T02:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/?p=7072"},"modified":"2014-10-09T03:42:35","modified_gmt":"2014-10-09T03:42:35","slug":"ley-de-la-antigravedad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=7072","title":{"rendered":"\u00a1Ley de la Antigravedad!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Salvador Mu\u00f1oz<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-style:italic;\">Los Pol\u00edticos<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Eduardo Andrade S\u00e1nchez y Ranulfo M\u00e1rquez pudieran ser dignos habitantes de Oakey Oaks, un peque\u00f1o poblado que un d\u00eda vivi\u00f3 una de sus catarsis m\u00e1s fuertes cuando un peque\u00f1o hizo sonar la campana del pueblo llamando a emergencia a toda la comunidad. Una vez que pas\u00f3 la alarma, y preguntaron al peque\u00f1o el motivo de hacer sonar la campana y \u00e9ste les respondi\u00f3: \u201cPorque se est\u00e1 cayendo el cielo\u201d, sus habitantes no le creyeron.<br \/>Igual que Eduardo y Tonicho, con discursos demag\u00f3gicos, piensan que el cielo no se puede caer aunque a Veracruz, tan similar a Oakey Oaks, no s\u00f3lo se le cae el cielo\u2026 \u00a1todo se le est\u00e1 cayendo!<br \/>Veamos por partes:<br \/>* Se caen las casas y los muros de contenci\u00f3n<br \/>* Se caen aviones<br \/>* Se caen helic\u00f3pteros<br \/>* Cae la temperatura y amenaza con ir por debajo de cero<br \/>* Se cae Coxquihui<br \/>* Amenaza con caerse Coatzacoalcos, Poza Rica y C\u00f3rdoba<br \/>* Se le debe de caer la cara de verg\u00fcenza al director de Patrimonio, To\u00f1o Flores Vargas, despu\u00e9s del show que protagoniz\u00f3<br \/>*\u00bfSe le habr\u00e1 ca\u00eddo la titular de Sefiplan al Golondrino o una borrachera no hace verano?<br \/>* Con el recuento de Votos en Coatza\u2026 \u00bfse le caer\u00eda Sedesma a Marcelo Montiel?<br \/>* \u00bfIgual se le podr\u00eda caer Salud a Pablo Anaya y conformarse con la curul?<br \/>* Si toma pastillitas azules el rector de la UV es porque algo se le cae\u2026 \u00bfo no?<br \/>* Como magistrado, Edel \u00c1lvarez Pe\u00f1a cay\u00f3 en blandito, pero entre los magistrados, su designaci\u00f3n cay\u00f3 como patada de mula.<br \/>* Quien se quiso caer con 500 mil pesos y luego mill\u00f3n y medio con Sergio Vaca, para no asistir a la sesi\u00f3n donde se votar\u00eda la autorizaci\u00f3n del cr\u00e9dito de diez mil millones de pesos para la reconstrucci\u00f3n de Veracruz, fue Alfredo Tress Jim\u00e9nez.<br \/>* Eso s\u00ed, quien no cay\u00f3 en gracia fue el gobernador Fidel Herrera al decir: \u201cNo tienen llenadera los tlacotalpe\u00f1os\u201d.<br \/>* Este espacio es para que usted inserte aqu\u00ed al pol\u00edtico que peor le cae.<br \/>En descargo de las \u201cca\u00eddas\u201d que aqu\u00ed exponemos, cabe citar que quien causa la alarma en el poblado de Oakey Oaks es Chicken Little, el famoso pollito que le cay\u00f3 en la cabeza un pedazo de cielo mientras descansaba a la sombra de un \u00e1rbol y, s\u00ed, no deja de ser un cuento.<br \/>Aunque lo que no es cuento, es la Ley de la Gravedad, atribuida a Isaac Newton cuando, en similares circunstancias a Chicken Little, fue testigo de c\u00f3mo una manzana ca\u00eda lo que dio pie a sus tesis.<br \/>Cabr\u00eda aqu\u00ed preguntar qu\u00e9 tan grave son las circunstancias que rodean a las \u201cca\u00eddas\u201d citadas para aplicar la tercera Ley de Newton: \u201cA toda acci\u00f3n, corresponde una reacci\u00f3n\u201d.<br \/>Pero, vuelvo a insistir, querido lector, en nuestro pa\u00eds, en nuestro estado o municipio, las Leyes est\u00e1n hechas para romperlas\u2026<br \/>S\u00f3lo as\u00ed se entiende el porqu\u00e9 en pol\u00edtica, \u00a1los pinches \u201cgatos\u201d siempre caen bien parados!&#8230; \u00a1La ley de la Antigravedad Pol\u00edtica!<\/p>\n<p>e-mail: dor00@hotmail.com<br \/>twitter: @cainito<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Salvador Mu\u00f1ozLos Pol\u00edticos Eduardo Andrade S\u00e1nchez y Ranulfo M\u00e1rquez pudieran ser dignos habitantes de Oakey Oaks, un peque\u00f1o poblado que un d\u00eda vivi\u00f3 una de sus catarsis m\u00e1s fuertes cuando un peque\u00f1o hizo sonar la campana del pueblo llamando a emergencia a toda la comunidad. 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